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Post by lonestoner916 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Fuck! Now I feel warm, I was going to bitch about the high of 47 we saw today, but all of sudden it's not so cold!
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Post by Elorrum » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:17 pm

Somebody have a fucking bell bowl brimmer bong hit for me please.

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Post by Oldguy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:24 pm

Fuck. My poor doggie is sick today. She sits by my bed early today and grunts and bumps into the side of the bed to wake me as she usually at 7:30 am. I let her outside into the cold, and by the time I sit down at my desk she is scratching at the front door.

Later she sets her head on my knee as I'm sitting and looks up with what I swear is a sad look. She usually just grunts but I know she wants out again. I notice she's heaving up something when I look out the frontdoor window. I check her bowl in the kitchen and notice she hasn't touched her food. She soon returns and I let her in.

Later I hear her heaving in the kitchen. She has left a pile of grassball in front of the fridge when she returns to lay by the gas heater. Apparently she has made herself heave by eating grass shoots. Smart dog.

I clean it up and give her some praise. I let her up onto the bed and she's been resting on my pillow all day. It was 20F outside this morning and now it's 46F. I just finished a bowl of ravioli and tried to give her the remaining soup but she won't even turn her head. I didn't feel like eating breakfast today myself, maybe we ate something bad yesterday( perhaps bad eggs or bad taco meat- she usually eats what I don't finish.). FUCK, I feel bad for her. I guess I'm too attached to her, but she's my pooch, DAMMIT>

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Post by Boijoy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:33 pm

awwww boo bar. I'd take her to the vet if she's not eating or drinking for the next 24 hours. They can give her something.
don't forget to floss

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Post by unjonharley » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:34 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Use antifreeze. Problem solved.

Makes the fucking cats a lot quieter.

Fuck that's no way to be..i keep my food fresh on the hoof..

a little doe came up and looked in the window bout an hour ago.. i uncovered the mulch bin.. the top laer is dry grass.

Will treat the coons to some dry dog food tonight.. only once.. they fuck up your place if they hang around..

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Post by Boijoy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:35 pm

I'm here for you Ellorrum. 8)
don't forget to floss

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Post by Oldguy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:52 pm

Funkin A, my dog could not resist a spoonfull of vanilla cake iceing. She drank from her water bowl too. :)

She also ate half a taco and some sunflower seeds just now. She's going to be ok. :)

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Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:00 pm

fuckin yay for an ok pet/pal...........
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Post by pinemom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:09 am

Ah fuck...Old guy, here's a simple recipe that my vets have been referring to me and My German Sheppards for decades!
(German Sheppards have BAD stomach issues)

Make basic white rice with non-seasoned hamburger.

Make the bland white rice according to directions omitting salt.
Cook up a hamburger patty or 1-2 cups of ground beef.
Not overly cooked just cooked past pink. you can make up to a 3 day amount, but dont refridgerate.

serve that to your dog, helps coat tummy no preservatives helps calm their natural system....


and Fuck, its snowing again, but fuck...its WARMER now!!! YAY!
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Post by pinemom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:10 am

oh yeah, pass that Bang a gong Lonestoner, fuck yer day!
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Post by Oldguy » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:17 pm

This freezing rain has driven the vermin into my kitchen, fuck.
A mouse made a hole in the corner baseboard, I plugged it with a ball of steelwool for a temporary fix. I also found piss-ant scouts on my stovetop. I cleaned it off real good and lit off all the gas burners. I guess they were looking for grease.

I see my bloodpressure doc on Monday for a new prescription, I think he wants to give me a stronger BP med ( maybe he can give me some free samples). I see my mental health doc on Jan.4th to get a checkup on my Paxil20. I see my state rehab. person on new years eve for employment help (I finished that Application to Interveiw class).

On the bad side , my H.E.A.P. coverage on my heat ran out. I owe PG&E $26.90, AT&T $13.95, water/sewer $73.92, and Netzero on the creditcard $6.95. Next month I owe the recycle company $72.00 for trash collection for 3 months till April. My assets include $8.00 cash and less than a quarter tank of gas. I really need to find a job.

Last year I put everything on the creditcard and settled up by selling my Harley last April. I can't do that this year and will just let them cut service. The Salvation Army said they'd help me only after I got a quit service notice. I can't reapply for H.E.A.P. funding till September (every other year program- not an entitlement). I can't apply for S.S.I. until Feb. 2013.

I ran out of medication yesterday. I'm going to pay my creditcard bill with my $8.00. $6.95 plus $1.00 for a money order at the grocery store = $7.95. I'm going to sell some cans and bottles tomorrow to get a stamp at the postoffice. 39 cents plus 5 cents = 44 cents for a stamp. Anything over I'll use to buy gas to drive to the doc on Monday.

On the good side I get $200.00 a month in foodstamps/ EBT card. So I got food, if only there was a way to use food to pay my utilities... I've thought of buying a box of apples and selling them in front of the postoffice but I'm afraid of being arrested for being an unlicensed vendor. I've been thinking of applying for general assistance in January.

Any ideas out there for changing food into money?

Edited to say that: I'm putting all this in this forum to document what I'm going through, so that others may know what much of other Americans are going through. Penny pinching, dumpster diving, using Freecycle and Craigslist free items, recycling to survive, etc... Even choosing between medications and keeping credit rating up. Just call me crazy.

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Post by unjonharley » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:25 pm

Fuck!! black ice.. 6 wrecks in 30 min on one strech of inter state.

Portland is closing roads..

here it's raining and 32°f no wind

Uncle Stan brought his old jeep up to us this morning.. We live on a steep hill.

Next week we expect a fucking heat wave of 50+°f

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Post by geospyder » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:44 pm

Even 10 wheel drive will slide on the fucking ice. Forecast is for another 6-10 inches of snow today. At least it's coming straight down instead of blowing sideways. Tonight's party is only 6 miles away. Should be interesting getting to it.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Post by geospyder » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:26 pm

Fuck it! I refuse to shovel snow today!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Post by ygmir » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:54 pm

it's not shoveling fucking snow........Jeeze,
it's"

removing global warming from your sidewalk...........
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Post by littleflower » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:50 pm

it's hard to fucking type with a fucking ocular migraine.

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Post by gyre » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:03 pm

My sympathy.
I used to have the fucking things all the time.
I don't know how you can type at all.

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Post by littleflower » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:11 pm

thanks ... i'm fucking OK, i just get an arc of fucking crazy lights blocking my fucking eyesight ... but i don't feel too fucking bad .... thank gawd ....

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Post by gyre » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:06 pm

I remember just lying down on the stairs once, trying not to move.

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Post by geospyder » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:12 pm

ygmir wrote:it's not shoveling fucking snow........Jeeze,
it's"

removing global warming from your sidewalk...........
Fucking global warming had the freeway going 15-20 mph in near zero visibility tonight. Sure was glad the Jeep had "fog" lamps to see the tracks of the vehicles ahead of me.
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Post by Da Baaaaad One » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:16 am

littleflower wrote:it's hard to fucking type with a fucking ocular migraine.
Would a warm nuzzle help? :wink:
What's warm and furry, yet can kick some major ass?

The Baaaaad Boys!

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Post by geospyder » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:12 am

Fucking ice! Bruised hip, elbow and left hand ring finger. Gonna be black blue and sore for a day or so.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:18 am

geospyder wrote:Fucking ice! Bruised hip, elbow and left hand ring finger. Gonna be black blue and sore for a day or so.
maybe a letter to fucking Algore.......complain that not enough global warming has allowed ice to form and you got hurt.....

I mean, if he can invent the fucking internet, and, stop global warming........well, maybe he can cast a spell for where you live?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:32 am

I'm still sitting here at home... I was supposed to be at work, and I was even supposed to give the boss a ride to work too... but the whole goddamm road is solid ice. Called boss to tell him why I wasn't there. He called back a while later saying "Holy shit I see what you mean! I just tried to walk on my driveway!"
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Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:33 am

I run studded fucking tires all winter, just for that reason.....two sets, summer and winter.......
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Post by littleflower » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:36 am

Da Baaaaad One wrote:
littleflower wrote:it's hard to fucking type with a fucking ocular migraine.
Would a warm nuzzle help? :wink:
it did! thank you ... :)

oh, and fuck.

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Post by geospyder » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:38 am

Must be starting to warm up the fog is getting thicker. Yep - forgot the fuck. Fuck!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:02 am

I could make it in my Burning Man truck, a 4x4 crew-cab dually, come hell or high waterImage
but although it's drivable it's suffering from a flat cam, and I don't like running it like that.
It's a fuel-thirsty monster to begin with, but running that shitty I think I'd burn more in gas getting to work in it than I'd make for being there!
Fuck.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:04 am

that's a fuckin' beauty, Cap'n.......I'd think you'd be drivin' it just cause it'd make you look so good......
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Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:25 am

Mt. Hood is out this morning.. I can see it from the living room..(bout 60 mile)..

Fuck, one climber dead and two missing.. Two days now.. not much hope for them.

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