URGENT!!! PHOENIX UNDER ATTACK!!!

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URGENT!!! PHOENIX UNDER ATTACK!!!

Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:48 pm

As I left work today things seemed eerily quite. I started the dive home and saw 4 car crashes with no emergency vehicles around them. I stopped at the second one because I saw someone in the car, as i moved closer i could hear a bone chilling moan. I got to their window and i see this woman with a street sign thru her window and her head! and she was still moving around.

Since getting home i have see 10+ shambling corpses walking down the street....get ready people this is the real thing, the zombies are coming!!!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:02 pm

The mob owns Phoenix. They'll take care of it.
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Post by unjonharley » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:07 pm

zombies eat brains.. they will starve out before long..

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:56 pm

If I saw a zombie, I would have my thumbs in his eyes, and his nose in my mouth before he could say: Je t'aime, Tu es ma joie de vivre. Je t'adore, Tu es mon amour. Amour de ma vie. Tu es mon ma femme, Je veux être avec toi...
...or whatever it is that the french go on about.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:59 pm

If the zombie in the car already had a street sign through her head, then someone else already got the extra points for style,
and the only way you can get any more points out of her is to blow the car up with explosives before she crawls away.

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Post by Fire_Moose » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:01 am

It's been a weekend of this hell. I havnt heard of any other outbreaks yet....but as you can see my communication ability is becoming harder to come by.

I have a loaded truck full of everything ill need for at least a month, i've come across some other survivors but i remain on a solo journey as of now, no one i have come across has seemed to be competent enough to help out and not get us in risky situations. The raiding has started, need to get what i can without them seeing me....
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