DAMN CAT

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:36 am

How come I have sit here until my arm is paralyzed? Just so this damn cat can sleep..

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:41 am

see, well, if your pet was a chicken............

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:54 am

ygmir wrote:see, well, if your pet was a chicken............

Ah, a man of experience speaks up.. But you will have admit you lap chicken take as much stroking as the Damn Cat.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:55 am

ummm throw the cat off of ya?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:02 am

Fire_Moose wrote:ummm throw the cat off of ya?

wHAT? And get evicted.. It's cold outside.

Post by **Sham** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:36 am

You can always drop the cat off at a Chinese restaurant. They love cats and take in all strays!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:39 am

The great humanitarian Dr. Albert Schweitzer (who received the Nobel Peace Price for running hospitals in Africa long before anyone had heard of Mother Theresa) is supposed to have once written a letter with his left hand so as to avoid disturbing the cat that was sleeping on his right arm.

So you are in good company, Dr. Harley.

That said, methinks that gently moving the cat to your lap or an other comfortable sleeping location would be a perfectly agreeable solution -- to cats and humans alike in most of the known world.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:47 am

Shambala wrote:You can always drop the cat off at a Chinese restaurant. They love cats and take in all strays!

Damn Cat is so spoiled, Not even the worst restaurant would accept him..

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:50 am

Every now and then Harry Buttlicker decides sleeping on my feet is not cozy enough, and redistributes himself to the head of the bed, onto the pillow, resting in my hair. He purrs loudly and weights 18 pounds. No wonder I have neck pain when I wake up.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:55 am

Elliot wrote:
The great humanitarian Dr. Albert Schweitzer (who received the Nobel Peace Price for running hospitals in Africa long before anyone had heard of Mother Theresa) is supposed to have once written a letter with his left hand so as to avoid disturbing the cat that was sleeping on his right arm.

So you are in good company, Dr. Harley.

That said, methinks that gently moving the cat to your lap or an other comfortable sleeping location would be a perfectly agreeable solution -- to cats and humans alike in most of the known world.

I can tell by this.. You have never been trained and owned by a Damn Cat..

The great DR is correct.. You do not disturb the napping cat..

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:00 am

AntiM wrote:Every now and then Harry Buttlicker decides sleeping on my feet is not cozy enough, and redistributes himself to the head of the bed, onto the pillow, resting in my hair. He purrs loudly and weights 18 pounds. No wonder I have neck pain when I wake up.

You forgot to add Damn Cat

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:38 am

What's the old saying.... "Men and dogs would be well served to recognize that the world is ruled by women and cats."

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:25 pm

the only reason yer cats act that way is because you let them. People feel like they cant be rough in disciplining a cat, that's how they get you then they just start walking all over you because they know you can.

You know how people hate it when a child's parents are nowhere around as the kid is running rampant thru a store? ya, that's yer cat.

Post by **Sham** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:20 pm

AntiM wrote:Every now and then Harry Buttlicker decides sleeping on my feet is not cozy enough

I hope MyLarry does not go on this forum. He will be pissed to know that's how you refer to him.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:37 pm

Shambala wrote:
AntiM wrote:Every now and then Harry Buttlicker decides sleeping on my feet is not cozy enough
I hope MyLarry does not go on this forum. He will be pissed to know that's how you refer to him.

snort, cough, fur ball on the screen.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 pm

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:28 pm

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:05 pm

I like this thread.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:13 pm

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:40 pm

Damn CAT

It's not that I mind him getting me up the same time each morning.. It's how.. I call it a bladder dance.. Where he took dance lesions I don't know.. He can bring his full weight on each paw.. Then as a final and just as I'm reaching for a WoMD.. My stomach is used for a recoil base.. He rockets off into the air into his cloking device..

Damn Cat

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:21 pm

They're so cute when they're small...

Then they grow up and run your phone bills sky high!!!

That's Oide (oy-day), which is Japanese for "Come here".

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:44 pm

you can't fool me.......the gray in that beard means he's already full grown........

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:40 pm

AntiM wrote:They're so cute when they're small...

Then they grow up and run your phone bills sky high!!!

That's Oide (oy-day), which is Japanese for "Come here".

I hope Oide was calling a cab, he obviously drank way too much to be driving!
;+}

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:37 am

Cat Cam--what do they really do?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:52 pm

You can train a cat to let you move them.
After awhile they don't even wake up.

I let my cat leap onto my chest once.
He decided it was okay and started doing it with no warning.
And hes a good sized cat too.
It can be very startling and it takes a real effort to not react.
Shrieking and waving your arms and maybe flinging the cat is almost guaranteed to get a negative reaction.
And you don't really want to encourage those claws to come out.
I had trained him to leap with no claws out.
Probably very unnatural for a cat.
That was Stupid Cat.
But he was good at being a cat.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:42 pm

Not enough meat on them for me.

Got my monster to jump when I clap my hands. He doesn't know that you can't train cats. He just knows that I am 10 times his size.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:53 pm

Haughty Sphinx, whose amber eyes
Hold the secrets of the skies,
As thou ripplest in thy grace,
Round the chairs and chimney-place,
Scorn on thy patrician face:
Rise not harsh, nor use thy claws
On the hand that gives applause--
Good-will only doth abide
In these lines at Christmastide!
-HPL

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:11 pm

At this moment I'm sitting on the edge of the "computer chair" because Como, our Longhair Orange Tabby forced his way between my fat ass and the backrest.
I'm not going to deny Mr Como his beauty rest.
We even have a sign above our bed "A sleeping cat is a good excuse NOT to make the bed."
Now he's changing positions to watch Little Gizmo (9months old) stare at a lazer light thats not even on.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:30 am

Why dose the damn cat have four practice mice on the bed? At 4:00 in the morning. There most be a better time and place. He seems to be working out new attack strategies.

Well I'm working on a strategy to remove his tail.. Right behind his ears.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:42 am

Well I'm working on a strategy to remove his tail.. Right behind his ears.

Best to not let him hear you speaking such things.