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Postby gyre » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:11 am

unjonharley wrote:Why dose the damn cat have four practice mice on the bed? At 4:00 in the morning. There most be a better time and place. He seems to be working out new attack strategies.

Well I'm working on a strategy to remove his tail.. Right behind his ears.

4 am is prime mousey time.
I had a cat that would go wild under the bed at about that time, batting things around.

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Postby Thecatman » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:44 pm

unjohnharley wrote:Why dose the damn cat have four practice mice on the bed? At 4:00 in the morning. There must be a better time and place.
You're still in bed at 4am? When it snows here, I been at work for an hour. :evil:
Get a lazer light and play a little with "damn cat" before you hit the sack and chances are "damn cat" will sleep most of, if not all night. Read that in Cat Fancy magazine and it seems to work on Gizmo.

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Postby Thecatman » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:50 pm

And besides, 4am is right before sun rise and that's when a cats most desirable natural prey is active. Read that in Tuesday Nov28th "page-a-day" cat calander

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Postby unjonharley » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:04 pm

dAMN cAT

I have a headach from the flu.. So the cat gets in bed with me, up on my sholder.. He reaches out with one paw and massages my forhead above the pain.. He put the back of the other paw in the eye socket THen applied a little pressure.. Claws in the face is not a good thing.. But I wanted to see what he was up to. He kept the pressure on and worked my forhead.. helped the pain..

I told him "thank you" HE curled up on my hand and went to sleep..
Cats are known to lay on hurt/injured body areas..

So whay do i have here? A Damn Cat that thinks he's a doctor?

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Postby Thecatman » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:02 pm

Every time I slouch on the couch, either Como or Rascal will walk across my abdomen area and inevidably step on my yankee shot (belly button). I had a hernia operation in 2004 and it still is somewhat painful when they do that. Como will lie across me and Rascal will cuddle between me and the arm rest on his back.

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Postby Elliot » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:03 pm

:D
What you have there Jon, is a dog. It may look like a cat, and walk like a cat, but it is a dog. It may even have started out as a kitten! But thru your raising it, you elevated it to a dog. Few cats make that grade.

Certainly not the half-wild one that bit me ten days ago and made my hand swell up to a pumpkin.
Certainly not my neighbor's Great Gray Hunter who visits me and COMMANDS me to pet her just so, and then looks down her nose at me like I'm her personal eunuch -- and not very good at my job.

Now you just need to change that ex-cat's name to Fido or Rover, and all will be right in the world.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:08 pm

I have encouraged my little monster to play-fight with me. Not supposed to do that, since he may surprise guests with a pair of fangs. But he's so timid around visitors I consider him a 1-man cat. He only scrapes my hand with his fangs, then he kicks me furiously with his rear feet, enough to draw blood. When I saw OW! or ITAI! he stops and licks my hand.

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Postby unjonharley » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:06 am

Damn CAT

Dog is happy to see me when I get home..

Cat is still pissed I left in the first place..

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:37 am

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Postby Thecatman » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:07 pm

I remember that movie. I was around six or five years old. My parents took me and my sister to a drive-in theather in a 1956 Oldsmobile. :P I thought the cat was black.

I'l stand correted if I'm wrong

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Postby AntiM » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:36 pm

No, it was a Siamese cat. I was eight or nine at the time, and yes, I saw it in a theater. I remember begging to go. We had a Siamese cat then, Sammy, he died of eating dead rats the Navy had poisoned in housing.

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Postby Thecatman » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:36 pm

Thanks for the correction.
The drive-in had the playground under the screen. I don't know if, what little drive-ins remain, they still have that.
Sorry to here about Sammy. I get choked up when a cat goes to its everelasting calling.

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Postby unjonharley » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:11 pm

Damn cat slep in until 8:30. Then did'nt get out of his bathrobe until 10:30.
How's he expect me to get anything done.. The shop is a mess.. He has been just setting stuff in out of the rain... Now he"s blaming it on me and wonts me to clean it up.. Damn Cat..

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Postby Thecatman » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:54 pm

My Gizmo cat turned one year old this past weekend,
found him at work on April28, 2009 when he was about one month old,
his left eye was still closed.
Did alot of remenencing this weekend:
remembered when after we had him for about a week and
I came home from work and was rinsing out my coffee cup with hot water
and he climbed up my left pant leg to my left shoulder then
fell off and went head first into the garbage disposal.
Just his rear paws and tail were sticking out of the drain.
Ishut the water off and some how got three fingers from my right hand between his legs and the drain and and grabed his tail with my left hand and got him out without hurting him.
He still walks like a kitten

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Postby AntiM » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:22 am

Damn Cat had to have his teeth cleaned, big vet bill, then came home and staggered around. Pathetic kitty.

And then when I was carrying the Empty Damn Cat Carrier down the basement stairs, I fell. Ouch. Very bruised and very sore this morning. Damn Cat, damn near killed me.

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Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:32 am

Thecatman wrote:My Gizmo cat turned one year old this past weekend,
found him at work on April28, 2009 when he was about one month old,
his left eye was still closed.
Did alot of remenencing this weekend:
remembered when after we had him for about a week and
I came home from work and was rinsing out my coffee cup with hot water
and he climbed up my left pant leg to my left shoulder then
fell off and went head first into the garbage disposal.
Just his rear paws and tail were sticking out of the drain.
Ishut the water off and some how got three fingers from my right hand between his legs and the drain and and grabed his tail with my left hand and got him out without hurting him.
He still walks like a kitten


that, is, a great story...........
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Postby illy dilly » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:08 am

Both damn cat (Sasha and Eddie) have to go to the vet this Saturday. Damn Sasha wont get big either, 10 months old and looks like she is 6 months old. Its my fault I always told big cat, Eddie, to stop picking on her cause shes gonna get big and beat him up... she never got big.
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Postby Thecatman » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:47 pm

ygmir wrote:that, is, a great story...........
Thank you yg...
its a true story,
he climbed my left pant leg several times when I'd come home from work up until about four months old, then, he just stopped doing it :(

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Postby ygmir » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:04 pm

Thecatman wrote:
ygmir wrote:that, is, a great story...........
Thank you yg...
its a true story,
he climbed my left pant leg several times when I'd come home from work up until about four months old, then, he just stopped doing it :(


I'd imagine you don't walk around the house naked, then........
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Postby Thecatman » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Elliot » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:32 pm

:D
I just figured out why I get so little done in my (home) office.

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Let's see.... I'm taking a cat-nap with Great Grey Hunter on my lap. So Great Grey Hunter is taking a lap-nap.
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Postby Thecatman » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:35 pm

Great Mascot there Elliot

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Postby Elliot » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:30 pm

:D
It is my neighbor's cat, but she (the cat) is an Equal Opportunity lap-napper.
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Postby Thecatman » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:45 am

Elliot wrote: :D It is my neighbor's cat, but she (the cat) is an Equal
Opportunity lap-napper.
:D

Most cats are. But still a Great Mascot for your office

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Postby ALICEtheGOON » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:54 pm

I LOVE CATS





they taste just like chicken

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Postby Thecatman » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:50 pm

:roll: That is old. So When was the last time you had chicken???

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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:59 pm

Damn cat(s)…

I wake up in the mornings and usually I’m blocked in the bed by at least one so that I can’t get out without somehow prying said cat from it’s well anchored, nestled down comfy spot. I refer to this situation as being “Cat-Latchedâ€
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Postby AntiM » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:13 am

My Siamese likes to sleep behind my legs at night, snuggled up against my butt. "Ass-cat".

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