The Bar... Volume#2

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:50 am

Countdown to the Burn

The Man burns 2010 Sep 04

That's 21039893 seconds

That's 8 months,
0 days,
12 hours,
24 minutes and
53 seconds until the Man burns!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:01 am

Coolio, The Man Burns on my Birthday....

now to figure out a way to turn it into a giant trick man that lights, goes out, then lights again...

paul addis, eat your heart out.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:08 am

hahahaahaahahaaaaaa
I love you SOP!!!!
So we just gotta figure out what the secret ingredient for those trick candles is?????

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:00 am

You could use that stuff they put on the goat in Norway? to keep it from being burned. (The goat burned anyway)

Impregnated boric acid works.
We had a guy carry off tons of scrap fireproof wood, for his heater.
He laughed when we told him it was fireproof.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:24 am

Anyone for a snack?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:29 am

I have an itch I cannot scratch.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:51 am

*strolls in, makes fire, starts breakfast, plugs coffee in*

wow, if I had a french maid outfit.............

well,
if no ones up..........*heads for lounger, rubs projector*

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:53 am

good morning ygmir;

I saw you poke your head in but it's okay I don't mind putting the coffee on!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:53 am

oops we posted at the same time!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:55 am

Will this one fit you, ygmir?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:02 am

those cuffs look a little small..........
according to Risky, I have big hands.............

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:05 am

We could ask Pinemom to do the alterations. She's an expert at costumes.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:08 am

PM is a wizard with a needle and thread..........

I'm good with a 3 pound hammer and a chisel...........

who'd a thunk?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:32 am

Good morning! Coffee smells good. I like the cooking arrangement in the fireplace, steak looks great. Per pinemom, the tailight screw of a VW has many uses, perhaps some other parts can be used as sewing implements. I am still waiting for the french maid stone cutter ensemble. *picks up napkin, polishes spoon*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:34 am

Each of us has a special skill!

I use a rawhide mallet and carving and stamping tools.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:45 am

i tell fart jokes.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:47 am

I found the stonecutters!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:48 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i tell fart jokes.

and I expect you're an expert!

g' morning Simon

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:05 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Each of us has a special skill!

I use a rawhide mallet and carving and stamping tools.

On people?
That's so mean!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:07 am

noooooo, on vegetable-tanned carving leather!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:31 am

http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/post/286 ... offset:0;0

it's worth waiting thru the adverts

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:52 am

Reminds me of the dinosaurs series.
Often in the background, you could hear the news guy reporting ..."as for weather on the supercontinent, it's going to get colder and colder and colder..."
The last episode they were all peering outside as the snow continued to pile up.

Three people froze to death here already.
It's supposed to get down to 6 here.

magicmarty · Post by **magicmarty** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:13 am

Spoke to a guy at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska yesterday and he said it was 30 below that night, but had warmed up to 10 below by noon. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Really need that hot coffee now!

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:37 am

Someone called "Coffee". Oh Yeah - it was my wife from the other room. Morning all - heading toward the coffee.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:41 am

They are saying coldest winter in 25 years.
I don't know if that's here or most of the country.
I can't remember the last time it was this cold here.

I'm wondering where my parka is now.
I picked up a military surplus fleece the other day and that's the only thing keeping me warm enough now.
I'm glad to say they work.
Nice design too.

Local shop has a few left in medium at a good price, if anyone needs one.
And malden polartec pants with suspenders, short legs, all sizes.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:41 am

Geo' she made the coffee...now you know how to provide the accompaniments!!!

Morning everybody!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:00 am

hey there PM........come on over by the fire.....food and hot beverages abound............

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:27 am

Howdy!

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:32 am

Don't shovel it ... paint it...

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/264474/

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:49 pm

iPhone Handwarmer:

Yes, it drains your battery, but it only costs $0.99 and it's warm.