NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:27 pm

I'll start.

Years ago my resolution was to never make a New Year's resolution again, but I am making one this year.

I will purchace a ticket , just like the rest of you guys, this year.

No local's pass, friends of locals discounts, or DPW gate crashing for me this year.

I feel better now.

Happy new years everyone !!!

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:32 pm

I resolve to drink more in 2010. I have finally cracked open that bottle of Cuervo 201 I got for Christmas in 1996. One shot down, 345 ml. to go...

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:55 pm

Proactively improve my health, make more art, set my house in order.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:08 pm

Ride my bike. More Wheeeeeee! Get old friends back in my life. Clear out all the unused cargo.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:04 pm

To get out trekkin' in the hills more often and to learn the skills of my caveman ancestors. (See? I'm a patriot!) Oh and to hit more poontang you know.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:47 pm

the same thing i resolve to do every year pinky,

Take Over the World!

cutmeoffandcallmeshorty · Post by **cutmeoffandcallmeshorty** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 pm

Can't we just have Peace on Earth and Brotherly love.

And I hear that Hippies make good burning when you run out of firewoood!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:25 pm

Can't we just have Peace on Earth and Brotherly love.

no, its terribly untidy and never runs on time...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:40 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:
Can't we just have Peace on Earth and Brotherly love.

no, its terribly untidy and never runs on time...

I resolve to send Hitler's Pope to Roberto Dobbisano when I'm done with it.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:03 pm

How to Be Lazy and Lose Weight by Allen from e-how:

Most everyone already knows that the trick to losing weight is a combination of diet and exercise. If you are lazy, that leaves you with only one choice - diet. Counting calories and attending meetings is too much work. This article will list some easy ways for the lazy person to lose weight.

Instructions
Step 1 The most important step is to drink lots of water. Water will fill you up for zero calories. Don't drink any soda, even diet soda because it is so sweet that you will want other sweet things.

Step 2 While we are talking about liquids, low fat milk is good for you. Drink 24 ounces per day. That is equal to about 2 big glasses. Consider drinking one with breakfast and one with dinner (milk helps you sleep).

Step 3 When you go out to eat, divide your food in half. Only eat half and take the other half home for dinner. Now you can be lazy and don't have to fix dinner.

Step 4 Eat 1/2 of your meal as vegetables, 1/4 of your meal as meat, and 1/4 of your meal as starch. Consider having one or two meals per week of only vegetables.

Step 5 I'm sure you have heard "out of sight, out of mind". Make sure to put healthy foods such as raw vegetables in your sight and junk food out of sight.

Step 6 Plan in a snack between breakfast and lunch and a snack between lunch and dinner. Make sure to have something healthy planned, else you may resort to getting junk out of a vending machine.

Step 7 Put your snack foods up really high in a cabinet that requires a ladder to get to. This will keep you from getting the foods because it requires a lot of effort.

Step 8 If you need to keep your mouth moving, try gum or even chewing on a toothpick or straw. You are probably not hungry, you just need something for your mouth to do.

Step 9 Try to only eat foods that contain good stuff. Read labels to make sure you are getting adequate nutrition.

Step 10 Forget what your mother told you about cleaning your plate. Eat slower and stop eating once you are full.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:05 pm

Normally I'm not big on New Year's resolutions, but this year I have a few I intend to keep. I will make it to the desert of course, no matter the cost, I will cut back on the smoking and drinking, and I will TRY like Hell to not post when I'm too fucked up to see my computer screen, it's gotten me into too much trouble and repeatedly made me look like the ass that I most definitely am. Of course tonight is an exception... Also I really want carnal knowledge of the wife of a close friend, and despite her apparent interest I will not act on my animalistic urges! Unless I think I can get away with it once then I'll probably go for it!

I am SUCH a Douchebag!

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:08 am

I resolve to take oldguy's advice and eat healthy foods to lose some weight. I started 2009 needing to drop 10 lbs. and now I find myself starting 2010 needing to drop 15 lbs.

In 2 hours from this posting, my gym opens and I intend to be there to start dropping this excess weight. I go regularly, but it's the snacking between meals that's killing me.

There, I said it! Now I must follow through.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:24 am

Unless I think I can get away with it once then I'll probably go for it!

well, if your friend is anything like me, you would already be dead, and wearing cement shoes...

maybe that will help you keep your resolve.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:34 am

i resolve to stop being such a lazy ass. sort of.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:41 am

I resolve to send Hitler's Pope to Roberto Dobbisano when I'm done with it.

don't send it by train, it will be anywhere between 3 hours to 3 days late.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:23 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:
I resolve to send Hitler's Pope to Roberto Dobbisano when I'm done with it.

don't send it by train, it will be anywhere between 3 hours to 3 days late.

[whispers]I fucking resolve to get back at Dobbisano for turning my own joke against me and making me laugh![/whispers]

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:38 pm

To finish reading Sarah Palin's book that I got at Costco in early December

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:22 pm

You are invited to come to Sun Valley to my house where I will gift you some matches when you are done with that.

I wouldn't even line my pet rat's cage with that...they don't like things with preservatives in them.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:35 pm

1080p.
That's my New Year's resolution.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:58 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:1080p.

that looks like a tax form

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:26 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:08 am

Get with the program, girlies:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080p

Actually an internet friend passed away over holidays - stroke.

I'm going to have to cut down on the - yes, bacon - and do more cardio.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:34 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:You are invited to come to Sun Valley to my house where I will gift you some matches when you are done with that.

I would'nt even line my pet rat's cage with that...they don't like things with preservitives in them.

I might take you up on that but I don't know what I'll do with the matches.
Sun Valley huh? A feller I work with, who happens to be a burner lives there, up the hill past 7th Ave.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:48 pm

You work with BOB ?

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:11 pm

No, not BOB. I'd rather not ID him. I don't know if he is part of eplaya or not, I never asked but since he's being switced to day shift next week I'll ask him.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:18 pm

So do I, right by the School...don't tell me he has a double decker bus in his yard next....?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:34 pm

Uh oh Ugly Dougly is going to take up surgery!!!

Sure 1080p is better if you re using the screen for precise apps like, say, surgery or if you plan on using your very expensive TV to stare at a lot of still pictures. But for the most part, when manufacturers tell you 1080p is the greatest thing since the Hoola Hoop and a fantastic way to future-proof your TV purchase, they re just blowing smoke up your arse. In fact, according to Milbourn, From a home entertainment standpoint, 1080p is absolutely not worth the extra money.

Watch out if he has sharp objects!!!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:15 pm

All my new year resolutions have not been broken

since I didn't make any

I can not fail

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:09 am

Not dating young basket cases.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:30 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Watch out if he has sharp objects!!!

Do you know where to get Kevlar condoms?

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

New years resolution

Be lazy and lose weight

whattya mean, i am on trak!

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