Hello there. Talk to me, its my first year man!

bobotinks · Post by **bobotinks** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:28 pm

[size=18][/size][color=orange][/color]Hello there darlings! My names b0 and I`m from London, UK. This will be my first time coming to Burning Man and of course I`m really really excited! I also happen to be pretty nervous aswell.. I`ve read all the F.A.Q stuff and seen a few videos on youtube, but I don`t feel I`m getting the real sense of what it is really like. I suspect BM is a bit like "The Matrix", It can`t be explained to you, you have to see it for yourself. Am I right?
I shared a few E-Mails with a Man/Woman called Edge and he/she really helped me with a few bit and bobs. But I`d like to hear back from a few of you so I can maybe hear some stories, maybe some "Dos and Don`ts" or maybe you`d just like to say hello.. You know, maybe make some friends.

I`ll start off. As you already know my name is b0, or bobotinks. Its not my real name of course, my Dad used to call me bobotinks when I was a little`n and it just sort of stuck. Sadly he passsed away last year so Its quite centermental!
You also know I`m from London. So what else is there to tell I hear you ask! Well I`ll tell you my sugar coated little Cherrubs!
I`m a very active person, it has nothing what so ever to so with my ADHD, that just a label someone has given me to put me in a certain box.
I really like being silly, theres nothing like turning a bad situation into a silly one. I think it helps to make the world go round and around and around... Getting dizzy..!I LOVE the cereal "Lucky Charms" but unfortunately you can`t get them in England anymore.
I love meeting new people. I know it sounds like a cliche but I really do. I hate going into a Pub (Bar) and knowing everyone in there, its just not what life about!
I also love being naked, especially with Talcum Powder. I adore the stuff! The way it makes you feel really smooth, mmm Lovely!

Well I`ve been talking for ages now and I wanna watch "Boogie Nights"

So you all be good, and I`m sure our paths will cross sooner or later.

Lots of Lovely London Love,

b0 xx

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:49 pm

Darling, welcome to eplaya.

bobotinks · Post by **bobotinks** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:56 pm

Aww! I`m smiling like mad! I love messaging and not knowing who the people are I`m talking to. Brilliant, keep talking lovey!!

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:13 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

Victorian · Post by **Victorian** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:51 am

Hello yourself darling!
I'm new to the playa this year 2010. Im from the states, arizona.. the hottest state we have.. so I'll help anyone out in the desert who may need some hot weather help...

London? I'm excited. Cousin was born and her dad was born and raised there.

Shall I bring you a box to gift to you on the playa of lucky charms?

chris2010 · Post by **chris2010** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:47 am

Hello and welcome to ePlaya! 2010 will be my first year as well

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:55 pm

Welcome to all of you!!!!!

....MUST read and re-read!

http://www.burningman.com/first_timers/

http://www.burningman.com/preparation/event_survival/

Victorian · Post by **Victorian** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:54 pm

Re-Reading Now mom.. thanks again for the reminder!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:34 am

great.....just what we need....more pasty faced Brits with bad teeth who think they're johnny fucking depp in willy wonkaville.

buck up Limey, and no sissy stuff....Burning Man is NOT like some cheap french whore you can just saunter up to and get a blow job from, oh no, you gotta EARN it.

and do NOT, i repeat DO NOT say a word about how much better your music scene is from ours because we will beat you with 120 bpm into yorkshire pudding.

ok...now be a good brit and go find some place to get paddled.

zachass · Post by **zachass** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:07 am

Simon's on fire today.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:13 am

it's the water....i just switched back to tap....the bottled stuff doesn't have enough piss and vinegar in it.

Victorian · Post by **Victorian** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:35 am

Is it wrong that I laugh?

Or good that I appreciate such the eclectic group that runs amok through BM.. which is reason # 573,385,296 that I'm going this year?

Hi Simon, nice to meet you. ..

Bobo... meet Simon!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:41 am

dont let the foamy drool that drips from my mouth, or the canine incisors scare you Bobotinks, i'm not rabid, and i usually dont bite, i just bark alot.

and i take huge shits, so dont step in them, you'll lose a tassled loafer in the piles i leave behind.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:37 pm

Ha! I'm Simon-Proof!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:41 pm

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:45 pm

Ello bobotinks.

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:45 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:great.....just what we need....more pasty faced Brits with bad teeth who think they're johnny fucking depp in willy wonkaville.

buck up Limey, and no sissy stuff....Burning Man is NOT like some cheap french whore you can just saunter up to and get a blow job from, oh no, you gotta EARN it.

and do NOT, i repeat DO NOT say a word about how much better your music scene is from ours because we will beat you with 120 bpm into yorkshire pudding.

ok...now be a good brit and go find some place to get paddled.

I'm going to stage a coup that will establish Simon as head of Greeters. It should help keep the event small.

...very small.

bobotinks · Post by **bobotinks** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:48 pm

Woow loads of replies, brilliant! What nice little thingymebob this place is!

Simon, don`t worry. We all have our little outbursts. I through a Playstation2 out of a window once because I could complete Rachet&Clank.. HaHa!

See ya dudes and dudettes, b0 x

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:31 pm

Simon's mostly harmless.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:30 pm

Welcome to our mad little world Bobo. We'll whip you into a little frenzy here and soon enough you'll be begging for Simon's paddle

bobotinks · Post by **bobotinks** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:39 pm

ha ha..

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:07 pm

bobotinks wrote:Aww! I`m smiling like mad! I love messaging and not knowing who the people are I`m talking to. Brilliant, keep talking lovey!!

Shit, your gonna love burning man. Welcome home, almost.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:09 pm

Don't bother, it's overrated.

EveBrown · Post by **EveBrown** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:27 am

Hello Everybdy....

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:25 am

EveBrown wrote:Hello Everybdy....

Hey there Eve! Go ahead and make your own thread so that Simon can ridicule you directly.

Hello there. Talk to me, its my first year man!

Hello there. Talk to me, its my first year man!

Hello!

i chase hubcaps too.