Favorite Bumper Stickers

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:22 am

MD tags I saw yesterday

RYDACHK

My warped mind sees this as a nasty one!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:00 pm

skibear wrote:MD tags I saw yesterday

RYDACHK

My warped mind sees this as a nasty one!

A wide receiver..

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:36 pm

Don't steal!
The goverment hates competion!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:39 am

Honk if you love Jesus.. Text while driving if you'd like to meet him..

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:55 pm

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:57 pm

I need more money and power and less shit from you people.
Like that one.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:19 pm

If you F#@% like you park
You will never get it in......

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:25 pm

KEEP PORTLAND
WEIRD

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:43 am

I used to have -
Even Mr. Goodwrench Couldn't Fix This Car

Alexkms · Post by **Alexkms** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Most of these can be bumper stickers or t-shirt sayings, I tend to collect them.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits

What I really need, are minions

Rock is dead
Long live paper and scissors

Let your freak flag fly

Zombies just want hugs

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there
And I wouldn't want to see you everyday

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

My other car is a broomstick

I brake for dementors

Save the earth
It's the only planet with chocolate

You pray
I dance naked in the dessert

Love knows no gender

MortalsNeverKnow · Post by **MortalsNeverKnow** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:26 pm

"When I grow up I want to be me"

Found this when researching theme camp "Nomadia" they are the creators of this great sticker!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:47 pm

"It's Your Hell, You Burn in it!"

Â…Â…Please don't Look in the trunk,Please don't Look in the trunk,Please don't Look...

And in tribute to The Black Rock City Specialist Clan:
"Bitches Be Trippin!"

Not really a bumper sticker but it was written on someones ass at the burn:
I need a date, the Orgy doesn't admit singles
and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a joke.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:23 pm

In case of Rapture,
You're car's mine

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:43 pm

My Job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

Zhiv · Post by **Zhiv** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:03 pm

Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu for president!

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:03 pm

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:35 pm

I'll keep MY FREEDOM,
MY GUNS,
MY MONEY,
MY RELIGION,
and you, can keep the
"Change"
www.hankjr.com
Available in T-shirts to

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:58 pm

My Child holds a C- average at Black Rock City High School.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:05 pm

"I (pentagram) Satan" has always been a favorite of mine.

of course "Got Fire?" is great

and since we are doing shirts too, i have one with a bathroom stick figure holding a fire staff that says: "Danger! Contact Staff Immediately"

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:35 pm

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:45 pm

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission"

(While it's on a sticker that's on all of my vehicles, the quote should be attributed to the late Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN Ret. Anyone with an interest in computers, programming, etc should do a little reading about this awesome woman.)

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:51 pm

"Wait, let's see If I heard you correctly, you want me to pull on what? Oh, Pull over! mybad."

masho · Post by **masho** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:08 am

"Do nothing, See what happens"

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:17 am

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:31 am

"OneBigAssMistakeAmerica"

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:12 pm

WA state plate I saw the other day..
SUN PLS
That made me giggle for quite some time.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:51 pm

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Thu May 27, 2010 6:26 pm

Boldly Going Nowhere

I Don't Need Sex. The Government Fucks Me Every Day

Er, I'll admit I have these.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:56 pm

My other toy has hooters.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:07 pm

This wasn't a bumper sticker but, i couldn't pass up posting it. In a tiny 4 seat coffee shop in western oregon, there was a sign;
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten."

Favorite Bumper Stickers

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