Stop posting so much

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:14 pm

intense mammal humping ophthalmologists?..........

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:58 pm

institution for mighty heroic orgasms?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:33 pm

incredibly macho horny orangutang?

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:05 am

ygmir wrote:so, herein lies my quandary, and, cognition, related to this fine thread:

If, this thread, was the sole creation of one "MDMF007", and, he created only for his own use, but, posted it here on eplaya, hoping, that, somehow, if no one posted here, he'd not see the little flag and not click on it.
And, thusly admonished all who read this, to refrain from, if not voraciously avoid, posting within said thread, but, within the parameters set forth on this, the "Eplaya", it seems a response, to said admonishment, withing said thread, is, not only justified, but, required.
And, so, if we take the logic forward, (knowing full will 007 is an intelligent, erudite man), then, one must suppose, really, his intent was to engender a response.
Not only from those who, following the guidelines and systematically accepted behavior herein, but, from those, (of which there are many), who will do exactly what they are instructed, if not forcibly compelled, to not.
One must also note, that, with the enlistment of one "Rabbi Dali Rick" (aka: rebi), he not only contradicted his edict, but, opened the veritable "Pandoras Box" of possible recalcitrant posters, but, verily, anyone who might possibly merely want to join in on a veritable plethora of subjects and positions, not relating to anything, leave for the possibility of ignoring and command, edict, or proclamation of a supposed "king" or owner, of this thread, who, in all actuality, can and should be referred to as "Captain Dunsel" (not merely a Star Trek reference).

IMHO, now, that this time has passed, and, 007 and his terrier/enforcer, have been relegated to insignificance, (even owing to the threats of nut/pussy kicking and other acts of mayhem and injury), other than, as an abject lesson on how to prove ones insignificance and ineptitude, along with their pawns. Might I suggest, we all have a hearty laugh, but, with the greatest of praise and thanks, for this, the greatest thread for misbehaving, ever initiated by 007..

*Bows to the creator*

Thank you for to bow of recognition - now stop posting.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:27 pm

Okay.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:42 pm

I'm guessing you speak for yourself, OTDC.............

now,
if I were to agree................well.............

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:18 pm

International Masochistic Hellenocentric Othellophiles, LLC.

And now they're watching YOU.

IMHO, llcâ„¢... We're in your unremembered dreams, watching, and waiting...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:58 pm

Impressive.

Institute of Musical Horticultural Ornithologists

Somehow I always associate the acronym with the UN.
I don't really text a lot.
(not being fifteen and female)

Found this from the urban dictionary.
Funny imho

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=imho

IMHO

Supposedly "in my humble opinion", this is always said before someone makes an asshole comment that is not at all humble. Much like "no offense" precedes an offensive comment.

"Your girlfriend is an ugly bitch...IMHO."
_______________________________________________

In my holy/honest/humble opinion.

A rephrasing of imo.

Used in net-speak (read: retarded), it's mainly used to attempt to show that the opinion stated was either godly, true, or was stated by someone with humility. All three of those reasons are what would be simply known as bullshit.
____________________________________________________________

An acronym for In My Honest Opinion
used by those online idiots, who feel the need to make absolutely sure that readers will understand that what they have just said(or are about to say) is their opinion and not their granny's/dog's etc.

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:04 pm

gyre wrote: Found this from the urban dictionary.
Funny imho

hah!

im at the library and tried to visit the site before i got rejected for content.

Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on your user profile and organization's Internet Usage Policy.

User/Machine:
RADACCT-172.16.40.183
IP: 172.16.40.183
Category: Obscene/Tasteless

Obscene and tastless ROFL!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:10 pm

There are proxy programs that will bypass most censorship software.
Any ten year old can probably show you.
Library computers are so annoying.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:13 pm

I may hurl overtly.

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:17 pm

gyre wrote:There are proxy programs that will bypass most censorship software.
Any ten year old can probably show you.
Library computers are so annoying.

I'd rather laugh at the monotonous sites they choose to censor with scrutiny.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:18 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:I may hurl overtly.

Isyo
Mama
Hussien
Obama

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:33 pm

epic_elite wrote: I'd rather laugh at the monotonous sites they choose to censor with scrutiny.

The software is often so moronic that it blocks health care sites, breast cancer and so on.
I had a chemical site blocked because it has the letters ass in the title.

They often have a password to access sites blocked by threestoogesism.
If they give it to you, be sure to save it.
They might give it to you, if you're over eighteen.
Truly reprehensible censoring libraries.
Our local creationist fascist is responsible here.
The excuse is always children, who aren't supposed to be allowed on computers without supervision anyway.
Parents routinely abandon their kids at the library now.
I can't use the computers because of the noise.

Every librarian knows libraries are ground central for pedophiles, because parents are such morons.
Are these the same parents that are paranoid everywhere else?

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:46 pm

gyre wrote:
epic_elite wrote: I'd rather laugh at the monotonous sites they choose to censor with scrutiny.
The software is often so moronic that it blocks health care sites, breast cancer and so on.
I had a chemical site blocked because it has the letters ass in the title.

They often have a password to access sites blocked by threestoogesism.
If they give it to you, be sure to save it.
They might give it to you, if you're over eighteen.
Truly reprehensible censoring libraries.
Our local creationist fascist is responsible here.
The excuse is always children, who aren't supposed to be allowed on computers without supervision anyway.
Parents routinely abandon their kids at the library now.
I can't use the computers because of the noise.

Every librarian knows libraries are ground central for pedophiles, because parents are such morons.
Are these the same parents that are paranoid everywhere else?

im just here for the show...

you know the guy that stands up and yells at the top of his lungs about government conspiracy and how people need to be kicked out for coughing because they are going to get 'everyone' sick.

i could go home and use the internet. but it's only 10% as entertaining.

you only find these guys on the bus and in the library.

give me a bucket of popcorn and i could watch for atleast 92 minutes before the lack of plot loses my interest.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:54 pm

Here it's all kids singing and talking, sometimes three at a computer.
The library staff has completely given up.

I can't focus on anything in there anymore.
The only adults are homeless and people there to steal laptops.

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:35 pm

gyre wrote:Here it's all kids singing and talking, sometimes three at a computer.
The library staff has completely given up.

I can't focus on anything in there anymore.
The only adults are homeless and people there to steal laptops.

those guys are actually deep undercover CIA... that's why they are stealing laptops. they are gathering intelegence.

...don't let them get yours.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:17 am

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:58 am

*chuckle*

pulling up chair...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:00 am

i love free entertainment

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:38 am

I'm having such a good morning...

I
Might
Hug
007.

Maybe a group hug for our fearless leader/little friend?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:41 pm

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:15 pm

Awwwww.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:55 pm

i can't find mdm in that photo.....

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:08 pm

He's the one with the shiny buns.

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:48 pm

on the right with the big grin?

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:36 am

Heyyyyy... thats not a group hug!

who's that in the miiddle, on their knees?...

the rebbi

NOW QUIT POSTING YOUSE GUYS!.....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:56 am

interesting question, considering, we can't see anyone in the middle, in the photo......suggesting, the question posed would be by someone, who was there, with, intimate knowledge thereof.......

just sayin'........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:42 am

are you speaking from experience?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:29 am

no, using my "Vulcan logic", and, extrapolating........considering, I was not the original poser of said query........

Stop posting so much

Pot Shots........