not sure how the )'( community would handle this

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:11 am

perhaps a New Guinea type of costume?
Decorative 'koteka' have been worn by male inhabitants of New Guinea to cover their manhood for centuries.

The sheath is normally made from a dried out gourd made of a type of pumpkin, and is tied both around the scrotum and the chest to hold it in place.

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:46 pm

[quote="C187"]*He* could use it for support for props such as a serving tray/drink stand. Although a good chastity device could prevent the erection from ever starting.[/quote]

I was thinking he could lurk near the Porta Potties and gift people with hand towels...

goodgodgreg · Post by **goodgodgreg** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:44 am

[quote="ibdave"]goodgodgreg,(if that's your real name) I think what has happened here is the classic" I have a friend" problem scenario. I'm surprise that I'm the 1st one to expose you.( pun intended ). So, whatcha going to do now???? :shock: 8) 8)[/quote]

Haha i thought people might think that when I wrote this. No I actually have heavier thoughts on my mind other than "is it ok to have a boner?" to worry about at burning man. I really do have a friend from VA that was wondering.

Oh and google goodgodgreg i have many profiles that I use. myspace, twitter, youtube, deviant art, I'm using them all under that name so.. Yes it's really my name.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:25 am

The kilt really was designed with the stiffy in mind...the real kilts...thats why they have the purse. Its not only holds your gold, it holds down your real gold!

And the utilikilt works well to I would assume as the front button area ends up being around 4 layers of the heavier material...a good way to hold down your Henry!

(sorry Ygiggy)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:38 am

*chuckling*........

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:39 am

I told my sweetie about this thread. His suggestion: Ring toss!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:21 am

yes, good games of Ring toss will be located in the midway of Terminal City!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:44 am

don't forget

"no handed doughnut rolling"

and,

"happy doughnut thief and the naughty cop"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:24 pm

pinemom wrote:The kilt really was designed with the stiffy in mind...the real kilts...thats why they have the purse. Its not only holds your gold, it holds down your real gold!

And the utilikilt works well to I would assume as the front button area ends up being around 4 layers of the heavier material...a good way to hold down your Henry!

(sorry Ygiggy)

How much not to tell about your kilts in 06?

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:04 am

Strange the things people worry about.

Come by my camp...I could use a hat rack.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:46 pm

Hey that's not a hat.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:06 pm

Mods, please remove the penilephoto before someone gets fired from their job.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:57 pm

I hate to say it but I think that image needs to go. It's not that I'm offended as I'm not but some people view the eplaya from work and that image could cause them serious grief.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:47 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
How much not to tell about your kilts in 06?

No pictures, to hard to explain!
For those who knew them, yay, they have all gone by way of the disintegrated.

Blurt · Post by **Blurt** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:39 am

Revel in that monster! Be loud and proud. Decorate it with glow in the dark stars and happy face stickers. Or duct tape it to your belly and wear a sarong. I don't see the difficulty, seriously.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:21 pm

pinemom wrote:The kilt really was designed with the stiffy in mind...the real kilts...thats why they have the purse. Its not only holds your gold, it holds down your real gold!

And the utilikilt works well to I would assume as the front button area ends up being around 4 layers of the heavier material...a good way to hold down your Henry!

(sorry Ygiggy)

The sporran? Thought that was a kilt joke, till I wore one. And speaking with the experts, it is indeed a junk trunk.

As far as utilikilts are concerned...they're not kilts unless they've got close to 8 yards of fabric.

What was this thread about?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:12 pm

Homiesinheaven wrote:boners must be decorated with glow sticks and/or dreadlocks at all time. FYI.

No kidding

!!! No one likes stepping on un-marked rebar(#1 accident cause on the playa)!!!! Glowsticks at night, fourescent flagging tape daytime. Also, the wood cannot have an extended overhang of 24 inches past the end of the trailer, you could be fined

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:32 pm

You could poke your eye out!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:54 am

Stick an empty water bottle over the tip so nobody gashes their thigh on it.

I have extra Kevlar condoms, if you need them.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:51 pm

duct tape? ooh but put a sock on it first or something

Oso · Post by **Oso** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:12 pm

I have a "friend" who is very minimally endowed and almost never gets an erection, but wants to walk around naked at BM...... what to do....?

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:32 pm

Um, suggest sunscreen and try not to laugh?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:37 pm

take an orange and drop down one leg of a pair of pantyhose. roll up a towel lenght wise and stuff down same leg. add two more oranges. tie the other leg aroud waste and add wig. CRITICAL DICK.........

Brooks_DallasTX · Post by **Brooks_DallasTX** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:08 pm

What's wrong with walking around with a hard-on? Isn't burning man all about being and appearing however you want and not judging others' appearance?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:15 pm

Maybe it's just that in your case nobody would notice.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:38 pm

Brooks_DallasTX wrote:What's wrong with walking around with a hard-on? Isn't burning man all about being and appearing however you want and not judging others' appearance?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:16 pm

Brooks_DallasTX wrote:What's wrong with walking around with a hard-on? Isn't burning man all about being and appearing however you want and not judging others' appearance?

you can do whatever you want. Doesn't mean people aren't going to assume the guy walking around with a hard-on is a pervert with no self control. Even if it's a medical condition.

If you just "have" to be hard, cover it up- you can be cute about it like suggested above, but unless you like people running from you and not getting served in some bars.....

Just because you're on the playa doesn't mean everyone turns into hippie free-love zombies. No problems with nudity, but even I find the guys walking around with woodies nasty- and I'm gay. It only ever seems to be the desperate & gross who do it.

Brooks_DallasTX · Post by **Brooks_DallasTX** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:53 pm

But why would people think he was a porvert because of a simple biological state? It's a natural physical reaction, what's the big deal?

Should a woman cover her breasts if her nipples are erect? Do we assume she's a pervert?

There is an unreasonable bias here...

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:25 pm

Nipples of either gender can get erect because of the weather. Not so much the dick. Either a medical condition or you don't know how to control it.

As I said, you're free to do what you want, and, yes, I've seen hard-ons on the playa, and not just in the sex camps. Personally, I thought they looked tacky. YMMV

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:36 pm

Id make covers for it, like a toucans beak, or a banana, or pepsi bottle, or a cucumber, or giant pickle, or anything phallic shaped. People would simply think your being funny.

not sure how the )'( community would handle this

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