How to catch your prey.

[HuDannie]

Whats the best way to hit on a babe at Burning Man?
Hopefully you might have personal experiences...

[TomServo]

Was gonna give you other advice...but that comments worth watching you destroy yourself.

[HuDannie]

tom good luck, u sound real smooth.

[TomServo]

think your picking the wrong fight. I don't think you get it.

[HuDannie]

i'm a lover not a fighter.

[Sham]

i'm a lover not a fighter.

Maybe you could pass on a few tips to pick up woman then.

[ygmir]

Whats the best way to hit on a babe at Burning Man?
Hopefully you might have personal experiences...

your question may need further focus:

what gender is said "babe"

depending on said "babe", do you want others to see or know what you're doing

are you looking for long term, or, a "3 minute love affair"

are you wanting to meet someone you can know and respect, or, just change from dry humping fence posts

are you as good looking as you think you are




just a few thoughts regarding potential answers.

good luck

[C.f.M.]

You shouldn't hit on women. There is law enforcement present (in addition to Rangers and people around you), and you will be arrested.

[Fire_Moose]

are you talking about broads or children? Because only one should be hit...

[AntiM]

Prey?

Oh my.

I see the board is still sleeping this morning. Must be early on the Best Coast.

[teardropper]

Prey? You'll go far in life, as well on the playa with that. I gotta' think we're being played. Nobody's that dumb. That said, how 'bout something like, "Hey Baby, wanna' see me burn something?" Though that has never worked for me, I always thought it should, so why don't you try it?

[Fire_Moose]

Find the most crowded camp and go from one target to the next asking if any one wants a dusty mustache ride.

[Boijoy]

I'm smelling sock.
However,, If you MUST know the secret to "hunting prey". Hang a pork chop from you shade structure & hide in your tent until your "prey" goes for it.. and then jump out and offer him/her a cold PBR. done deal !
Works for me every year.

[Arcanum]

what about the best way for a babe to hit on a ... uhh...?? dude?

and wouldn't bacon work better than a pork-chop?

[Ugly Dougly]

Trolls hit on women, don't you know that?

[Gizmo]

Whats the best way to hit on a babe at Burning Man?
Hopefully you might have personal experiences...

Care to take a dump in my RV bathroom, babe?

[C.f.M.]

Whats the best way to hit on a babe at Burning Man?
Hopefully you might have personal experiences...

Care to take a dump in my RV bathroom, babe?

"Put your hand in my gifting hole..."

[AKAparttime]

This guy is rich..
If he makes it out to BRC at all
the first woman he talk's to will kick him square in the nuts..

[gerlachedNloaded]

like Gallagher.. only without the splash guard. i want front row!

[Sail Man]

I'm smelling sock.
However,, If you MUST know the secret to "hunting prey". Hang a pork chop from you shade structure & hide in your tent until your "prey" goes for it.. and then jump out and offer him/her a cold PBR. done deal !
Works for me every year.

Say Baby, so, like, where u camping this year?

[HuDannie]

OMG! I knew this post would be hella funny and it has been. That was really the only reason i posted this. I like ppl reactions. I can filter out the cool one's and the not so cool one's. only a few ppl got it but those are the cool one's.

[gerlachedNloaded]

please...someone...make IT stop...

[Ugly Dougly]

[Ugly Dougly]

Some call it "phantom vibration syndrome." Others prefer "vibranxiety" — the feeling when you answer your vibrating cellphone, only to find it never vibrated at all.
"It started happening about three years ago, when I first got a cellphone," says Canadian Steven Garrity, 28, of Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island. "I'd be sitting on the couch and feel my phone start to vibrate, so I'd reach down and pull it out of my pocket. But the only thing ringing was my thigh."

Though no known studies have analyzed what may cause spontaneous buzzing, anecdotes such as Garrity's ring true with the public.

Spurred by curiosity, Garrity, a Web developer, described the recurring false alarms on his blog. The response was not imaginary: More than 30 cellphone users reported that they, too, experienced phantom vibrations.

"I ended up hearing from a lot of people who said, 'Hey, the exact same thing happens to me,' " Garrity says. "And it was somewhat comforting, because it made me think I wasn't insane, after all."

Some who experienced recurring phantom vibrations wondered whether the phenomenon had physical roots: Was it caused by nerve damage or muscle memory?

But experts say the false alarms simply demonstrate how easily habits are developed.

[lonestoner916]

Find the most crowded camp and go from one target to the next asking if any one wants a dusty mustache ride.

That one never works for me but perhaps you'll have better luck!

[oneeyeddick]

Find a big pile of angry lesbians lovely damsels, and ask them(using a megaphopne, of course)....

"Helloooo Ladies !!!... Which one of you would like to come back to my RV, make me a nice sandwich, and then give me a blowjob and rub my feet till I fall asleep ? "

Chances are, if this works for you, that you will end up with more than one of them responding to your proposition.

[Trishntek]

Hi little girl would you like to go for a ride?

Did somebody say vIbRaTe?

[Boijoy]

of course, having an art car or mutant vehicle works best for " catching prey ". right OEDick ??

[AntiM]

OMG! I knew this post would be hella funny and it has been. That was really the only reason i posted this. I like ppl reactions. I can filter out the cool one's and the not so cool one's. only a few ppl got it but those are the cool one's.

Cool ones. No apostrophe needed. Grammar police, over and out.

And you're interacting with Masters of Snark here, so no, you cannot tell the cool ones form the not cool ones. At least not by any meaningful definition of "cool".

Trust me. I knows me my cools.

[brigitami]

yes, please.