How to catch your prey.

britzbitz · Post by **britzbitz** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:56 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Find a big pile of angry lesbians lovely damsels, and ask them(using a megaphopne, of course)....

"Helloooo Ladies !!!... Which one of you would like to come back to my RV, make me a nice sandwich, and then give me a blowjob and rub my feet till I fall asleep ? "

Chances are, if this works for you, that you will end up with more than one of them responding to your proposition.

hahahaha....so awesome.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:28 am

...first, make sure your alone (unless your into THAT sort of thing)

Next remove your pants (alternatively if your pants are equipped with a zipper, or you are naked or wearing a kilt or dress, you may skip this step)

Choose either hand (preferably NOT the one you use to greet other People with) and move it in the general direction of your "Prey". If it is dark, a period of searching may be required since the "Prey" can be elusive.

In some cases you can use the initial sensing of pubic hair as a sign that you are close (obviously those who have shaved their pubic hair should ignore this step). Once you sense that you are close, you have a choice of techniques.

The first method is to move slowly, sensuously even, in an inexorable motion towards your "Prey". If you wish, you can make teasing detours to the navel or hips (or even the nether regions if you are into THAT sort of thing). Eventually you will make contact.

The second method is to make a quick, lunging grab. This can be an especially effective technique when one is still clothed, and in the presence of others, and a shock-effect is desired (see also "Iaijutsu"). This also is recommended if your "Prey" is already slippery, due to wetness or lubrication of various sorts.

Once contact is made, you have captured your "Prey". One final bit of advice - hang onto that sucker, because "Prey" have a way of getting loose when you least expect it.

YMMV - good luck!

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:42 am

How about..."Here, hold my beer for me, I've gotta go back to the RV and check on my 6 year old."

If she's still there holding the beer when you get back you've got it made.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:53 pm

I just wait for their reactions when I lick my eyebrows..........
if the shudder........it's good.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:55 pm

I got a date once by touching my nose.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:06 pm

How about looking up-skirt at the Thunderdome and commenting "Hey, very cute outfit".......

I swear it worked....................

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:23 pm

So that's how you met Pinemom ?

HuDannie · Post by **HuDannie** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:16 pm

Grammar police are never ever ever ever cool. Grammar police are worst then the real police. Live and let live. I respect all till given an appropriate reason not to.

Blurt · Post by **Blurt** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:33 pm

*worse*

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:45 am

bwahahahahahah!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:29 am

Snort.

Respect my au-thou-rity....

heeeheeeeeeeeeeeee

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:33 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:34 pm

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:18 pm

HuDannie wrote:Grammar police are never, ever, ever, ever cool. Grammar police are worse than the real police. Live and let live. I respect all until given an appropriate reason not to.

You respect all what until given a reason not to?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:30 pm

Thanks for straightening us all out.

BTW, "mega festival" should be "mega-festival" to comply with eplaya spelling regulations. Please fix it and let me know when you have complied.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:45 pm

HuDannie · Post by **HuDannie** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:08 pm

I luv it so much. I should do this more often.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:27 pm

Use imported purses as bait. Chicks can't resist purses.
Shoes, too, especially if they look uncomfortable.

epic_elite · Post by **epic_elite** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:37 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:especially if they look uncomfortable.

lol.

shiny things too.

Jmeier · Post by **Jmeier** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:59 pm

Dress yourself as someone from the Military.. When you approach a woman ask her if she would like to play war. When she asks what that is, calmly state "I'll get down on the ground and you can blow the fuck out of me."

Works every time.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:56 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Shoes, too, especially if they look uncomfortable.

Oh!.... a new twist on the Blinky tied to a string in the middle of the street.... as they go to grab it, draw her/him toward you for a hug.......

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:04 pm

Arcanum wrote:what about the best way for a babe to hit on a ... uhh...?? dude?

and wouldn't bacon work better than a pork-chop?

English works.

Among other approaches.

And sometimes people are distracted, rather than uninterested.
There's a lot going on.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:44 am

Then you slip them some tongue.

Arcanum · Post by **Arcanum** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:28 am

wouldn't a sign "free sex" be more too the point?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:54 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:48 pm

Arcanum wrote:wouldn't a sign "free sex" be more too the point?

Gotta be smooth.

The other side of the sign reads "Show me your tits!"

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:07 pm

show me your tits !! I LIKE IT !!

I'm going to make that into a t-shirt for this year.

Hayden · Post by **Hayden** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:16 pm

....original!

Wait, I saw that at Mardi Gras. On every corner. On every drunk redneck. And in every tourist shop window.

Good try, though. +1

;P

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:17 pm

Whats with the new kid " mocking " ?

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:21 pm

HuDannie wrote:I luv it so much. I should do this more often.

Trolling ePlaya: Annoying. Bad idea.

REPEATEDLY trolling ePlaya: Seriously...just don't.