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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat May 22, 2004 10:28 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
No, It's Fuckin Dick n Bush.
There may be no fucking dick in Bush but there's a dick next to the Bush.

And Polls say they'er both Fucked for the elections!

Sad that a great work and act such as fuck has been associated with such a negative conoctation!

Fuck has been Fucked!!

A II Z

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu May 27, 2004 7:09 pm

right Zeus. Fuck is on everyone's mind these days...topping 800 entries...gotta say something about eplaya geekheads.......
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Let's hear it for FUCK

Post by robbidobbs » Sat May 29, 2004 2:30 pm

I need to say Fuck today. Recently, I vowed celebacy until the Event (long story) and feel much better for it. What I'm fucking morose about is the realization that I was using fucking as a way to numb the pain of loneliness, and gossip as a way to numb the pain of insecurity. Now I'm so fucking morose that I can't even work up a good masterbation session. Fuck!

I should go out and shoot things with guns.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sat May 29, 2004 9:48 pm

yo robbidobbs try the guns and dope camp
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Post by DancingTofu » Sun May 30, 2004 1:23 am

Yaaaaayyyyy!!!! My co-worker called in sick! I don't have to listen to her talk and bitch and moan all night!

Oh, wait.

Fuck!!!!!! Co-worker called in sick. I have to do twice the work.

Fuck.
--manda, Daughter of the Cantaloupes

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Guns and dope camp

Post by robbidobbs » Sun May 30, 2004 9:19 pm

cowboyangel wrote:yo robbidobbs try the guns and dope camp
Thanks, I feel much better now.

POP! POP!
I'll be in my blanket fort until further notice.

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Post by samtzu » Sun May 30, 2004 10:39 pm

I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW!! FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK!!! AS A FUCKING VETERAN I'D LIKE TO HAVE FUCKING MEMORIAL DAY OFF!!!

But, then again, I am a veteran, and not a formerly-live-soldier-who-is-now-a-dead-one; or, as my son says, "One of the metabolically challenged". And all my body parts work... I think (I'm choosing celebacy right now, too, robbi)... and I have a good portion of my wits about me (50% my son says)... so...

IT'S GONNA' BE A FUCKIN' GREAT DAY!!!!!!! AND I'M FUCKING GRATEFUL I'M NOT FUCKIN' DEAD!!!!

Fuckin' Sam... :D
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fuck...

Post by Last Real Burner » Mon May 31, 2004 9:02 am

FUCK !!!

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:45 pm

fuck patience, i want to kill something.

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:55 pm

timeless he awaits
if patience had a minute
she would fucking share

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:57 pm

timeless i await
if patience has a minute
does she fucking share

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:02 pm

patience is spent
aware of no minutia
nor the fucking time

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Post by paps » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:10 pm

ignores fucking time

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Post by amnesia » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:12 pm

fucking patience at an end

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:15 pm

let me fucking sleep

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:19 pm

howdy there nipples
there's no fuck in your haiku
wrong thread for you dude
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:20 pm

oops my bad there dude
misread the fucking haiku
fuckity fuck fuck
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:44 pm

eat my fucking shit
just kidding you do not suck
distended anus

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:46 pm

just fucking hate that
apologies are wierd
as though there were fault

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:47 pm

so fuck your day too
how was that i bitch slapped
no that was not me

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Post by paps » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:53 pm

time for thunderdome
you both have fucking thought things
better just to hit

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Post by amnesia » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:56 pm

did someone hit me
taken in their mighty lung
i for fucking got

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:12 pm

I thank you, Rob.

This is about the sixth time it has been mentioned in four years that when I write in other-than-the-Haiku thread with haiku, it is irritating. I truly have never thought to irritate with how I write (other than myself), and will vow from this moment on to (recognize) and not write haiku on this site in other than a non-Haiku thread.

Seriously, my friend, I do thank you.

Oh, and fuck.

nipples

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Post by nipples » Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:13 pm

Sometimes though I do get fucked up.

Like tonight it may rip all ove3r & I am sorry in advanvce.

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Post by technopatra » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:20 am

FUCK!

I just found out that the new neighbors upstairs have a band, and are planning on practicing twice a week. I'm now in the position of being the bitch downstairs complaining about the noise.

FUCK!

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your solution technopatra.......

Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:05 pm

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by Isotopia » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:28 am

FUCK!

I just found out that the new neighbors upstairs have a band, and are planning on practicing twice a week. I'm now in the position of being the bitch downstairs complaining about the noise.
Agro time. Give hell ANYTIME they start playing to the point that you're routine is being interfered with. Follow up with multiple phone calls to the landlord/property management agency and document with a pad by your phone (date, time, duration). Better yet, figure out a way to attach your phone to the wall from where the sound's coming through and call the landlord's answering machine. Let the music be your message to him/her.

You might then follow up by filling a used cereal box full of Texas fire ants. Fold the box opening into a nice crease that'll fit under the crack of the neighbor's front door and let the critters crawl into their new home. You might also consider buying a pair of small, efficient stereo speakers that are about the size of a half pint of milk. Put Diamanda Galla's Plague Mass on full volume and make sure you set your CD player on 'repeat.' Then take off for the weekend.

Hope that helps.

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Post by Badger » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:41 am

Put Diamanda Galla's Plague Mass on full volume and make sure you set your CD player on 'repeat.' Then take off for the weekend.
Or if you just want to get rid of the motherfuckers altogether you rig up your CD player to play the entire six CD compilation of the Yoko Ono's Onobox collection so that it plays at 3/4 speed. Subjection to continuous looping of Barbara Streisand's Yentil for an entire weekend will have that pesky neighbor's apt looking like Jonestown after the tenant and the band members take their lives.

BTW, I've never had problems with my neighbors.
Desert dogs drink deep.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:34 am

Badger wrote:
Put Diamanda Galla's Plague Mass on full volume and make sure you set your CD player on 'repeat.' Then take off for the weekend.
Or if you just want to get rid of the motherfuckers altogether you rig up your CD player to play the entire six CD compilation of the Yoko Ono's Onobox collection so that it plays at 3/4 speed. Subjection to continuous looping of Barbara Streisand's Yentil for an entire weekend will have that pesky neighbor's apt looking like Jonestown after the tenant and the band members take their lives.

BTW, I've never had problems with my neighbors.
That is truely evil. I am awed.
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:02 am

Wow...the devotion to the eplaya admin!!!! must make you feel all warm and gushy....hate to have these folks as my enemy
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