Moral Dillemmas

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:10 pm

Can I plonk someone who uses the term "vajayjay."

(And I much prefer the fake Oprah term "mingy.")

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:15 pm

If you feel like it plonk them. Some people really don't know any better though they fear the word vagina. I made sure my kid won't have that issue. I taught her penis and vagina as soon as she could talk. No fear of body parts in this household

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:23 pm

If it was used seriously, then yes please! I used the term once, but it was clearly in jest, and I still felt like a total "vajayjay" afterwards.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:38 pm

It's funny that there is something so cringe-inducing that it makes "cunt" look a viable option.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:49 pm

I've always like the word Cunt, it has punch, like Fuck or Shit! Quick and dirty...

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:52 pm

The Aussies have extended the "range" of cunt to where it applies to persons of either gender. It seems to be a step beyond "wanker"

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:57 pm

cock pit?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Can I plonk someone who uses the term "vajayjay."

(And I much prefer the fake Oprah term "mingy.")

there is a great South Park episode............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:09 pm

Yes, I know. I guess it's hard to admit that South Park has a better nickname for your pudendum than you yourself do.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:06 pm

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EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:16 pm

heard discussion on Mark & Brian radio show about vagacials...yes, a facial for ..........

also a car on Maui offering mobile brazilian service..with tag lines like bald is beautiful, etc..

If it's mainstream radio and public advertising, what's the problem..

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:40 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
(And I much prefer the fake Oprah term "mingy.")

British slang?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:14 am

EspressoDude wrote:heard discussion on Mark & Brian radio show about vagacials...yes, a facial for ...........

Oh thank goodness, for a moment I thought you said vagicles.

And the issue isn't the organ itself, the issue is that prissy, cutesy name.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:15 am

Now that that's settled, don't any of the rest of you have any moral dillemas?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:23 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
EspressoDude wrote:heard discussion on Mark & Brian radio show about vagacials...yes, a facial for ...........
Oh thank goodness, for a moment I thought you said vagicles.

And the issue isn't the organ itself, the issue is that prissy, cutesy name.

that raises a question:
is it an organ, appendage, or accessory?

My moral dillemma:

can I be snarky and pissy towards someone, who, just "pisses me off"..........not in any specifics, but, just generally?............

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:03 am

So if I am in the store and everyone around me seems to be complete and utter slow minded, witless, mall walking cattle who think of no one but themselves and take up entire aisles of the store can I punch them in the back of the head?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:07 am

if you punch 'em in the face, you can see the delicious expression they make as they hit the ground.............

I love the people, who, block a sidewalk or aisleway, while talking, and, glare as you try to make your way through............

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:09 am

I know they just make me soooo very happy!!!
Punching them in the face would be funny to but sometimes it is really hard to get in front of them. Punching them in the back of the head would be much easier.
I am just wondering if I should avoid going places for a while. I am sure that isnt healthy thinking

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:20 pm

My friend likes to trip unattended, misbehaving children that run around in restaurants.

Does that make him a bad person? Is there even a moral quandary here?

I don't there is. In fact, supererogatory acts are to be commended I think.

In ethics, supererogatory indicates an act that is good but not morally required to be done. In short, morally praiseworthy but not morally obligatory.

It's sort of like gifting 'clues' to some of the assholes one often runs into while at Burningman.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:16 pm

A couple years ago, I brought a "Talking Elmo", to 4th of juplaya. It was one of many toy dolls used as targets. After blowing the shit out of the poor bastards, with my ak and shotgun, we hauled the carcasses back to camp. Elmo got hit pretty hard, but not soo much the voice box didn't work. It was stuck on somehow, and the distorted elmo swan song was heart wrenching. I had to take him away from camp, and finish him off with the 12 gauge.

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FrostyMan · Post by **FrostyMan** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:14 pm

A few days after we got 24" of snow here I went to go park my car in my lot but we had lost half of the spots on my side where bulldozers dumped snow. The lot on the other side was nice and clear where the maintenance guys plowed it. No reserved parking, so I picked a random spot.
Later that night it started snowing again so I went out to clean off some snow before bed. When I finished I looked up and some woman was standing on her patio glaring at me.
"So you're the one who took my parking spot," she said.
"Huh?"
"I shoveled out that spot. You need to move your car to the spot you dug out"
If she had asked me in a more civil manner and not demanded, I might have moved. But I just shrugged and said, "Sorry, It's under a 15ft. mountain of snow. Besides they plowed this lot. There's plenty of open spaces."
Then she just went bat shit.
"That's so RUDE! I can't believe this! I hope you can live with yourself! You can park anywhere, this is MY spot!"
Normally at this point in a confrontation I just roll my eyes and walk away. Maybe she had a bad day, got news someone died, whatever. But here is where my moral dilemma come in. My reply was, and I quote,
"Fuck you, you stupid cunt, there's no reserved parking, just fucking deal with it!" .....yikes
I walked away and she was still yelling something about calling the apartment manager. I drank a beer and went to bed but didn't sleep well. I felt really bad.
I think the East Coast is turning me in to an asshole, I don't like it.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:17 pm

ragabashpup wrote:I know they just make me soooo very happy!!!
Punching them in the face would be funny to but sometimes it is really hard to get in front of them. Punching them in the back of the head would be much easier.
I am just wondering if I should avoid going places for a while. I am sure that isnt healthy thinking

I need you to be on my Yacht as my "door-person"!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:01 pm

ragabashpup wrote:So if I am in the store and everyone around me seems to be complete and utter slow minded, witless, mall walking cattle who think of no one but themselves and take up entire aisles of the store can I punch them in the back of the head?

Yes, and kick them for me, please!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:03 pm

Isotopia wrote:My friend likes to trip unattended, misbehaving children that run around in restaurants.

Does that make him a bad person? Is there even a moral quandary here?

The best thing is to deliver them to the kitchen as "Free Range Long Veal." You get your meal free that way.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:29 pm

Oh crap, I think that was the dinner special at the Black Bear Diner in Alturas when we stopped by there on the way to the 06 burn.

It was pretty tender, from what I remember.

now I'm hungry...

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