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- CLARKcon
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...Rock Crusher, Slam Dance, and actor Christopher Walken. They careened the land for days & told eachother dirty jokes and ghost stories. Depleted of supplies,they happened upon a small but hospitable bartertown by the name of...
COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
- CLARKcon
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But they soon learned the shellfish were not your ordinary pre-packaged salty fare...but indeed, were the crustacians of myth that only the town of Mustang had aqquired. One slimy gulp would empower the consumee the ability to...
COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
- littleflower
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- ygmir
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and so he itched, which, led to scratch........and, ahh, what a scratch.
on the post, on the carpet.........scooting like a dog with a itchy butt.......pulling himself, shamelessly across the playa.............for they had been magically transported there, almost in an instant.
the adventurers had been whisked away, across time and space.
And all because Rock Crusher had inadvertently touched...........
on the post, on the carpet.........scooting like a dog with a itchy butt.......pulling himself, shamelessly across the playa.............for they had been magically transported there, almost in an instant.
the adventurers had been whisked away, across time and space.
And all because Rock Crusher had inadvertently touched...........
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- CLARKcon
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- Camp Name: COFFEE CAMP
- Location: .:P3 OASIS & COFFEE CAMP (@ 2:15 & "G") in Fandango Village:.
While they were busy filling the various canteens & containers with water for their trek across the night desert to go to the Opulent Temple to rave with Paul Van Dyke & Oakenfold, Chris Walken found a bottle of White Merlot that had been made by using the tears of Tree Fairies. He conviently hid the bottle in...
COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
- littleflower
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- ygmir
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"love targets in bondage, and, the blind archer", as well as an all time favorite:
"bend over, bend over, OneEyeddick is red rover".........
it was as fun, time, a time of reckless abandon and carefree fornication.........of hedonistic pleasures and no inhibitions..........a time, like that on uncle Willies farm, back in the days when.........
"bend over, bend over, OneEyeddick is red rover".........
it was as fun, time, a time of reckless abandon and carefree fornication.........of hedonistic pleasures and no inhibitions..........a time, like that on uncle Willies farm, back in the days when.........
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- Sail Man
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Uncle Willie had a pair or cows, one male and one female. And his son Timmy spied upon the cow's one day and asked his papa "Pa, what are them there cows doing?"
Well, son, their mating.
Huh?" said Timmy.
There fucking, screwing, having sex.
"Huh??" said Timmy yet again. "Why would they do it that way?"
Well, son, their mating.
Huh?" said Timmy.
There fucking, screwing, having sex.
"Huh??" said Timmy yet again. "Why would they do it that way?"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- CLARKcon
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and Uncle Willie said "Well son, it's cause' of their lack of flexible joints & imagination." This left Timmy in a quandry, still not having a clear idea why the cow's hopped on eachother's back. He decided to ask the smartest person he knew, his teacher, Ms. Ogglemeyer the next day at class...
"Ma'am?"
"Yes Timmy?"
"Do you have flexible joints?"
"Well, I suppose I do?"
"Do you have an 'image-a-nation'?"
"Sure,...I can think outside of the box...why are you.."
"Miss Ogglemeyer, have you ever hopped on the back of a cow before?"
But Ms.Ogglemeyer had had enough. She took Timmy outside and led him to the...
"Ma'am?"
"Yes Timmy?"
"Do you have flexible joints?"
"Well, I suppose I do?"
"Do you have an 'image-a-nation'?"
"Sure,...I can think outside of the box...why are you.."
"Miss Ogglemeyer, have you ever hopped on the back of a cow before?"
But Ms.Ogglemeyer had had enough. She took Timmy outside and led him to the...
COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
- OnceTheDustClears
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- ygmir
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special place behind the schoolhouse.......a place, within a place......a place of fear, mystery, hidden from most, open to some.........a place of musky warmth, sweet envelopment and immersion, from whence, emanates a flavor, admittedly, and acquired taste, enriched through experience, feared by the uninitiated,
a place, truly, where once entered, and the ripe fruit once tasted, the bewildered seeker becomes the neophyte...........and, upon repeated entrance, becomes..........
a place, truly, where once entered, and the ripe fruit once tasted, the bewildered seeker becomes the neophyte...........and, upon repeated entrance, becomes..........
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- CLARKcon
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...tied on a minature set of skies. She sprinkled powdered sugar down the length of the bar table. She placed the little froggy on the back of her neck and said "Now Greenie, if you can slide down my back and do a double-backflip off my rump, I will give you...
COFFEE CAMP: "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
"Remember- Drink coffee...it's for your own good"
"DRINK IT!"
"...it's only just begun."
"To Percolate & Serve."
- Sail Man
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A nice refreshing dip in my finest tempura batter, followed by a lovely bath in your own hot tub of virgin olive oil. And after your all nice an "refreshed" I promise you that I will eat your..... 

Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- littleflower
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- Elorrum
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Betty Botter's bitter butter batter. (narrator's note) but that's a tongue twister of another sort. We were talking of small frogs and tempura batter, and grandma frogs and green, the color of spring and things renewing, genius loci, spirit of place, Isis and Osirus. Grandma frog knows about journeying to the underworld, or drying up in a clump of mud, awaiting the rain, and then swimming once again. Her grandson's Xtreme ski jumping at the Booby Bar is the culmination of generations of frog patience rewarded with outrageous freedom before the possible hot oil tub, or mutant vehicle wheel crunch. So enjoy your mud, froggies, because summer's coming, and you will feel the reverberatons of thousands of bike wheels, dome dances, and bunny marches, somewhere in your crusted up slumber. (now back to our story) The skiing frog managed a full layout with twist and daffy before he...
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