you know you're burnier than thou

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:27 am

34... If you have a trailer that is used once a year and you never empty it out until you hit the Playa.. Oh, your camp mate come over to your house the day you open the door the get the Playa dust cloud... ahhhhh

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:36 am

34--- you ARE! DPW

thats not fair..they fucking rocked last year!

35---You are in the "inner circle" at 4th of Juplaya

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:38 am

ibDave can we shar 24?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:39 am

I MEAN 34..shit

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:35 pm

Kinetic V wrote:
AntiM wrote:27. You hang out on eplaya and know more about the event than anyone else, but never plan to attend.

(no, that isn't anyone specific)
Cough, cough, sneeze (bullshit!), cough, cough.

You may not have referred to anyone in particular but I sure as hell will. DVD, when will you grace the playa with your presence?

DVD is in the high end Network Server biz. He's got a Cat-5 cable sticking outa his navel into about 50 Cisco servers and he's a super nerd of the 5th order. He doesn't even know what people are at this point. If you tempt him with broadband satellite connectivity, and nerdy slave girls, he just might show up.... I don't plan on going this year, but if DVD goes, I may reconsider, just to show him my new network spy toys....

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:20 pm

TomServo wrote:ibDave can we shar 24?

If thats 24 oz of cold Pepsi, Sure....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:33 pm

um, did someone mention "nerdy slave girls"?

i know i heard something...

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:50 pm

36. When you go to the thrift store with your girlfriends and all of you are fighting over a sequined feathered leathered furrry pair of goggles.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:54 pm

37. When you beat the fuck out of your "girlfriends" and make those goggles yours.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:06 pm

38. When you make your own furry leather googles.

And matching chaps.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:08 pm

39. When you have more make up then yer girlfriend

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:10 pm

40. When you steal the glitter off of a perfectly good pair of boobies for your own playa use.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:23 pm

There's definitely a place for glitter, sequins and feathers, eh Dougly?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:44 pm

What kind of barbarian do you take me for???

It's for festooning my hooch.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:48 pm

41. You lust after barricade lights.

jella · Post by **jella** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:21 pm

42. You turn down free vip tickets to a private party with NFL football players because you'd rather clean out your "new" 86 pos motor home for burning man

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:06 am

43. When sex just seems too slippery off the playa

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:11 am

44. you see UglyDougly post here and jump right on e-bay an purchase a barricade light.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:03 am

:: me thinks Pinemom created a "disturbance in the force ::

Oh, & Carly Simons sone was about Mick Jagger. everyone knows that !! or was it Warren Beatty?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:07 am

Boijoy wrote::: me thinks Pinemom created a "disturbance in the force ::
Oh, & Carly Simons sone was about Mick Jagger. everyone knows that !! or was it Warren Beatty?

You didn't hear? It's David Geffen. She was made he was putting more effort into Joni Mitchell's career.

Or whatever

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/geffen_ ... DNKq2rLFhP

Back to the game:

46. When you're trying to fill out a 33-page application for financial aid to the playa and wondering the best way to attach a pubic hair to a piece of paper...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:32 am

47. When you can field strip a case of MREs on site, leaving no traces save for 12 portable showering units to be used as gifts, and a small sculpture that self ignites 2 large fireworks as soon as the water evaporates...

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:54 am

C.f.M. wrote:[

Back to the game:

46. When you're trying to fill out a 33-page application for financial aid to the playa and wondering the best way to attach a pubic hair to a piece of paper...

tape.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:22 pm

Boijoy wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:[

Back to the game:

46. When you're trying to fill out a 33-page application for financial aid to the playa and wondering the best way to attach a pubic hair to a piece of paper...
tape.

That's what I was thinking, but I don't know how it'd go through the scanner...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:26 pm

48. You recycle

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:42 pm

49. you get SUPER pissed when your girlfriend trys to put a "regular" camping chair in the burning man shed.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:51 pm

Boijoy wrote:49. you get SUPER pissed when your girlfriend trys to put a "regular" camping chair in the burning man shed.

didja hit her? it's the only way they'll learn

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:12 pm

50.

You think "Man, that'd be good for passing out in..."

http://jakpak.com/

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:19 pm

you've heard of the Selk Bag right?

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:24 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:
Boijoy wrote:49. you get SUPER pissed when your girlfriend trys to put a "regular" camping chair in the burning man shed.

didja hit her? it's the only way they'll learn

naw.. I tryed to cut the sex off.. but that only seem to please her.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:36 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:you've heard of the Selk Bag right?

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/

Yeah, but those just look silly.