So instead of going to Burning Man, maybe I'll go to

[Boijoy]

be careful of Dougly, they don't call him "Elephant man" because he has big ears.

He has an amazing memory too ???

he may, but, not that, nor, is he afraid of mice

Loves peanuts?

[Ugly Dougly]

Don't worry; I don't normally go that far south.

[C.f.M.]

I can sell his trunk on the black market?

[ygmir]

perhaps......but, you could use it in the back seat.......

[Fire_Moose]

Didja know, in India, elephants have been known to knock on people's doors and then grab them and run off with the person who opened the doors? Crazy eh?

[Ugly Dougly]

I can sell his trunk on the black market?

I understand that trunks like mine are very common on the black market.

You could put it to practical use. Many people do.

[OnceTheDustClears]

elephants have been known to knock on people's doors and then grab them and run off

That happened in my neighborhood again last week.

It's so annoying.

[C.f.M.]

So there's a guy walking down the beach, and he sees this girl with no arms, and no legs, looking really sad. He feels sorry for her so he stops to say hi. She bursts into tears. "Why so sad?" he asks her. "I've never had a boy hug me before!" He thinks, well, that's not a big deal and kneels down to give her a hug. She doesn't stop crying, though. "What's the matter?" he asks again. She tells him she's never kissed a boy, before. He figures what's the harm, friendly little kiss on the beach. He gives her a peck, but she cries even harder. He's getting a little annoyed. "What is it?" I want like in the movies! With tongue! "Fine," he thinks to himself, one frenchie-dee-doo and I'm outta here. She latches on and nearly sucks his tongue out of his head. When she finally lets him go, she starts crying even harder. What now?? he asks. We've hugged, we've kissed - she interrupts. "I've never had sex before!" He scoops her into his arms, stumbles out into the waves and throws her as hard as he can. "There!" he calls after her, "Now you're fucked!"