The Bar... Volume#2

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:43 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
ygmir wrote:This bar, Dougly, can be self serve, if you wish............and as you wish.

try "tending".....it's fun.
All right... what do we have here... does anyone wash anything back here? What the Hell is that?

Hey, lookit! A clean glass! Well, that's a start....

Oh, here's the stash! Ygmir thought he could hide it under a pile of dirty diapers. He doesn't know me!

Wipe off the bottle... oh, I used to drink this, before I had my treatments from Dr. Zim. What was I thinking? Might be good over ice.

Is this ice for drinking or chilling beer? Whatever, a little playa dust never hurt a concoction.

Ah, there we go, all set.

I knew you could do it, Dougly.......just puttin' on your "big boy hat" made all the difference..........

I'll never try to fool you again, with dirty diapers.....you're to clever for me, as usual........

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:03 pm

mmm. tea is still hot. must be the super insulated simulated tea pot. I've been enjoying T.J.s blueberry green tea.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:20 pm

ygmir wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
ygmir wrote:This bar, Dougly, can be self serve, if you wish............and as you wish.

try "tending".....it's fun.
All right... what do we have here... does anyone wash anything back here? What the Hell is that?

Hey, lookit! A clean glass! Well, that's a start....

Oh, here's the stash! Ygmir thought he could hide it under a pile of dirty diapers. He doesn't know me!

Wipe off the bottle... oh, I used to drink this, before I had my treatments from Dr. Zim. What was I thinking? Might be good over ice.

Is this ice for drinking or chilling beer? Whatever, a little playa dust never hurt a concoction.

Ah, there we go, all set.

I knew you could do it, Dougly.......just puttin' on your "big boy hat" made all the difference..........

I'll never try to fool you again, with dirty diapers.....you're to clever for me, as usual........

Isn't that the first place they always check?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:26 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote: All right... what do we have here... does anyone wash anything back here? What the Hell is that?

Hey, lookit! A clean glass! Well, that's a start....

Oh, here's the stash! Ygmir thought he could hide it under a pile of dirty diapers. He doesn't know me!

Wipe off the bottle... oh, I used to drink this, before I had my treatments from Dr. Zim. What was I thinking? Might be good over ice.

Is this ice for drinking or chilling beer? Whatever, a little playa dust never hurt a concoction.

Ah, there we go, all set.

I knew you could do it, Dougly.......just puttin' on your "big boy hat" made all the difference..........

I'll never try to fool you again, with dirty diapers.....you're to clever for me, as usual........
Isn't that the first place they always check?

if by "they" you mean, "those kind" then, yes, it is the first place. I just hadn't realized there were any here.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:38 pm

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: I knew you could do it, Dougly.......just puttin' on your "big boy hat" made all the difference..........

I'll never try to fool you again, with dirty diapers.....you're to clever for me, as usual........
Isn't that the first place they always check?
if by "they" you mean, "those kind" then, yes, it is the first place. I just hadn't realized there were any here.........

You mean UD is one of "Those Kind"? What must his parents think?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:39 pm

Hey Deb How you doing?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:42 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote: Isn't that the first place they always check?
if by "they" you mean, "those kind" then, yes, it is the first place. I just hadn't realized there were any here.........
You mean UD is one of "Those Kind"? What must his parents think?

you mean "Parent", he was concieved immaculately..........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:50 pm

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: if by "they" you mean, "those kind" then, yes, it is the first place. I just hadn't realized there were any here.........
You mean UD is one of "Those Kind"? What must his parents think?
you mean "Parent", he was concieved immaculately..........

you mean he is a spawn of the universe, found under a rock?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:53 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote: You mean UD is one of "Those Kind"? What must his parents think?
you mean "Parent", he was concieved immaculately..........
you mean he is a spawn of the universe, found under a rock?

asexual reproduction.......or, he's a clone of Jebus himself

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:58 pm

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: you mean "Parent", he was concieved immaculately..........
you mean he is a spawn of the universe, found under a rock?
asexual reproduction.......or, he's a clone of Jebus himself

you mean he is the remains of a sliced off body part, regenerated?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:58 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote: you mean he is a spawn of the universe, found under a rock?
asexual reproduction.......or, he's a clone of Jebus himself
you mean he is the remains of a sliced off body part, regenerated?

if you can become a degenerate, by being regenerated, then, yes

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:31 pm

Just made a pitcher of Mojitos (about six). Anybody want some? My wife didn't want any so I'll probably have to drink it all by myself. Luckily I make an ass-whuppin' Mojito.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:27 pm

do I have to wear a dress, or, can I just have one as a "friend"?..........

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:48 pm

Ranger Genius, I'll help you with your Mojitos. I'll even wear a dress. Actually I am.

Today was Caleb's birthday (March 23rd) so I celebrated his life.

Toasts, lifting a glass to Caleb for a life well lived.

Thanks for asking Goathead. I returned to see what shenanigans you and ygmir were up to. The usual, I see.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:13 pm

Too late. Dfrank them all. O-drunk:30

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:53 am

*wanders in*

kind of chilly this morning, maybe I'll build a fire
*heads over to s.c.c.*

I'll put on a pot of water for tea.........

well, dang RG offers us all mojitos and then drinks them.........

I see Deb was here........dang, I missed her.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:00 am

Mona is loud this morning. I can hear her from my den. Coffee must be just about ready. I know I'm ready for coffee.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:58 am

mmmmm .... coffee!

hi deb! glad you checked in ...

i found a dress for ygmir!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:20 am

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:57 am

Morning All!
ygmir thanks for the fire, we got roughly 9" of snow in my part of town last ngiht, so a fire is quit nice!

Blompson · Post by **Blompson** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:30 pm

Good afternoon, everydisembodiedtextperson!
How about a bit of practical decoration?

[Is it normal that everything bacon makes me think of the eplaya now?

]

HA, "everything bacon".. sounds like a brand name, doesn't it?

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:35 pm

You like it on eplaya? Wait till you smell it over the playa...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:42 pm

All right, I like how people assume I was never a bar dog!

Let's start with some obscure drinks.

What about Pimm's No. 1?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:44 pm

Of all the drinks I have served, a Pimm's Cup requires the most amount of "produce" or garnish:

Very nice on a hot day.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:47 pm

Ramos Gin Fizz (as opposed to a regular gin fizz) has egg whites in it. It was my grandmother's favorite drink, and I knew about it long before I became a bar dog.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:50 pm

Russian Quaalude. I knew it as a Liquid Quaalude originally.
Frangelico, Bailey's and Stoly for the Liquid Quaalude I know.
I guess they add Kahlua now.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:26 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Ramos Gin Fizz (as opposed to a regular gin fizz) has egg whites in it. It was my grandmother's favorite drink, and I knew about it long before I became a bar dog.

Breakfast in a glass, if it just had Bacon.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:28 pm

and a possum whistle...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:32 am

*walks in, noting dust everywhere*

wow, not much action here..........

*spreads more playa dust*

I'll make tea

*heads for ROS*

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:39 am

Murphys law strikes again. I cycled the sprinkler systems, made a couple repairs and what do I wake up to this morning? Rain and a slight dusting of snow.