Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins

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Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins

Post by flatlander13 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:17 pm

Tell us YOUR Burning Man Sins…….
I’ll go first……..
I wear sunglasses (prescription) so I can ogle nice boobs……
I went to Critical Tits………and popped wood
I Fucked Larry Harvey…….at least he said he was Larry…….he had a hat……
I left my shift of Greeters from 4 to 8 AM because 6 hot topless chicks showed up and took over Greeters. Listen, after 45 minutes of watching I felt like a perv and went back to my camp…. if you have a choice between a 50 year old guy and 6 hot topless chicks; who would you want to be greeted by? I got bored……..
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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:45 am

I told the lamplighters i would bring some food by and hang out there....i didnt

i kept 2 conversations going with 2 sexy ladies longer then they should have gone because they were fuckin HOT

i took a leak on the playa

might have spilled some tobacco too.


damn i feel like a new person now
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Post by littleflower » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:48 am

i left before the burn
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:40 am

I misssed the Temple Burn. Sorry my dear! I wish I had given you a better sendoff!!!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:49 am

A lady was walking in front of my camp in 2006 (9:00 plaza) with a bag of trash, asking where the dumpsters were at.

I told her "Center camp"...she asked where that was at, and I then gave her directions to Root Society .
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Post by ibdave » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:34 am

oneeyeddick wrote:A lady was walking in front of my camp in 2006 (9:00 plaza) with a bag of trash, asking where the dumpsters were at.

I told her "Center camp"...she asked where that was at, and I then gave her directions to Root Society .
Bravo... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by littleflower » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:44 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:I misssed the Temple Burn. Sorry my dear! I wish I had given you a better sendoff!!!
that's OK, it would have made it that much harder to leave! i hope you make it this year ... :)
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Post by geospyder » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:05 am

Our camp also missed the Temple Burn. We left that evening. This year I will stay for both burns.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:41 am

littleflower wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I misssed the Temple Burn. Sorry my dear! I wish I had given you a better sendoff!!!
that's OK, it would have made it that much harder to leave! i hope you make it this year ... :)
Could be, could be. New year, new sins. :lol:
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Post by oldsoul » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:43 am

I farted in the steam bath. Sorry.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:59 am

oldsoul wrote:I farted in the steam bath. Sorry.
Thought somebody was making lasagne.
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Post by knowmad » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:21 am

They wrote "Next time buy a ticket ass hole!" on the back of my bus. :oops:
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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:57 am

I barfed in someones camp...
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Post by pinemom » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:24 am

GEESH~ what happens on the eplaya stays on the playa....so please dont shit there!
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Post by brigitami » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:36 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I misssed the Temple Burn. Sorry my dear! I wish I had given you a better sendoff!!!
I was there but missed the Temple Burn because I was TOO DRUNK. I too am sorry love! This year I will give you a better sendoff!!!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:06 pm

I didn't manage to do each and every one of the QUARE-ASS stunts I had thought up. That's saved for 2010!
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Post by Blurt » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:43 pm

I peed a little when I went down the wedge.

I'm sorry.
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Post by ibdave » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:58 pm

Blurt wrote:I peed a little when I went down the wedge.

I'm sorry.

Slippery when wet :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by PavementBlues » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:00 pm

Blurt wrote:I peed a little when I went down the wedge.

I'm sorry.
HAAAAAAAAA.

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Post by klondike_bar » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:42 am

i stayed in center camp while the man burned, and went to bed before midnight

i also missed infected mushroom's show. but thats to be made up for tommorow when they play toronto
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Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:05 pm

I slept with someone in my camp
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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:16 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:I slept with someone in my camp
I slept with someone in your camp too. - and did NOT call them back like I said I would. and faked using a condom, and told her those were zipper scars.

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Post by ibdave » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:52 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:I slept with someone in my camp
I slept with someone in your camp too. - and did NOT call them back like I said I would. and faked using a condom, and told her those were zipper scars.

sorry
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Post by knowmad » Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:35 pm

A pious and better-to-do-relative made me feel guilt for having enjoyed myself at the burn. My sin was letting them "make me", anything. Should have had made them make me some bacon.
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whats in the bag, honey?

Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:09 am

she asked where that was at, and I then gave her directions to Root Society .

i married her and had a kid.
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Post by knowmad » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:40 am

I was thinking about this the other day, and am not shure if it counts as a sin, but I Still have one of the beers I hid for the drive home, it has a note on it, it reads; "This is not your beer!" I didn't write that... thats all I'm saying. If I bring it back to the Playa, do I get my Karma back?
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Post by flatlander13 » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:30 am

I kept giving one of my campmates little bottles of tequila to drink until he passed out………that was the only way I could get him to shut the fuck up and quit asking me to see my dick……..
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Post by illy dilly » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:37 am

I didn't stay to see the man totally fall.
We left before the temple burn.
I only remember one night, but every day (more a regret than a sin).
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Post by flatlander13 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:23 pm

The night of the Burn in 2004 I used the remaining water I had brought out to make a VERY large mud puddle in front our camp…….then watched as people proceeded to ride almost all the way through it and then fall in the mud……it still makes me laugh.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:59 pm

brilliant flatlander!
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