Burning Man Services - 2010

scotto · Post by **scotto** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:59 pm

For Immediate Release - April 1, 2010

Burning Man to offer Gated Communities in 2010

We have listened to your feedback; we have heard your concerns about unwanted folks wandering into your camp, cutting thru to get to the next street and the security of your valued possessions. Burning Manâ€™s Metropolis 2010 layout will include Gated Communities, strictly controlling ingress and egress for pedestrians, bicycles, and mutant vehicles to ensure that your camp, your Playa Gear remain safe & secure.

To enter a gated community a person must be a registered resident with photo ID or the person must have a friend in the gated community who gives specific permission to the security guards at the gate to that effect. Art grants are available for design submissions for the three main entrances into the Gated Community, Berlin, Moscow & Tokyo; Deadline is 04/01/10.

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Playa Hats n Glasses - Imprint Yourself on BRC

http://www.playahatsnglasses.com

BRC Storage - Leave Your Gear Here

http://www.brcstorage.com

Playa Clean - Not Really Clean But Good Enough

http://www.playaclean.com

Playa HD - Internet - Camera - Video - Sales & Service

http://www.playahd.com

BRC Spas - An Oasis in the Desert

http://www.brcspas.com

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Nevadaâ€™s Happy Cows Return Gift to Burning Man

For years Northern Nevadaâ€™s dairy industry has benefitted from the annual Burning Man Festival with donations of tons of food scraps left behind by those that camp in the Black Rock Desert. Now it is time
for them to return the gift. The Cow Union and Dairy Farmers have finished an agreement that will provide Fresh Milk (Whole & 2%) to the Center Camp CafÃ© and will be setting up a daily Playa-wide delivery schedule. Gone are the days of powdered creamer!!

Sign up today and have Fresh Milk with your coffee, a win-win for both Nevadaâ€™s Happy Cows and all who enter the gates of Black Rock City.

lambert13 · Post by **lambert13** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:03 am

Playa Clean job applicants must be able to: Perform physical activities that require considerable use of your arms and legs and moving your whole body, such as climbing, lifting, balancing, walking and stooping

That eliminates me. Especially all that talk of balancing and stooping.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:17 am

It's a typo, I believe he meant "schtupping," not "stooping."

jcliff · Post by **jcliff** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:05 am

Oh thank God! I've been advocating for years that BRC create a Participant Profiling Program. Such a program would allow the swift identification of "those people" and provide internment camps to adequately seperate them from us for the duration of the Burn. Gated communities and walled villages are the first step towards keeping our city safe from dirty hippies, nudists and all forms of Godless Heathenry and Monkey Business.

phil · Post by **phil** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:06 am

Dang. Makes me wish I were going this year. :-\

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:28 am

phil wrote:Dang. Makes me wish I were going this year. :-\

You're not going, Phil????!!

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:07 pm

April Folls joke? Man, I would lvoe a massage or a hot air balloon ride at Brc. Hmmmm

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:12 pm

We can get you a massage. Hot air ride? Well, not so much.

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:18 pm

I will take u up on that doc

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:45 pm

Was'nt there a teathered hot air balloon last year?

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:21 pm

The hot air balloon I fixed last year was based on a golf cart frame or something very similar. It was earth bound for sure but one probably could get a ride on it.

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:04 am

I was sure it was a Rick Roll. Oh well...

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:24 am

winebuff wrote:I will take u up on that doc

Just make sure Doc has a fullbody condo on...... I'm just saying....

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:37 am

Thecatman wrote:Was'nt there a teathered hot air balloon last year?

Yep - went up in it. It's legend because most aren't up in early am when it was flying......most of the population never saw it.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:21 pm

Mojojita wrote:
Thecatman wrote:Was'nt there a teathered hot air balloon last year?
Yep - went up in it. It's legend because most aren't up in early am when it was flying......most of the population never saw it.

I saw a balloon in 2006. flew right over camp with a guy hanging over the side of the basket yelling,, " happy burn day" to everyone.