HEAR YE, HEAR YE...a PUBLIC DECLARATION

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:32 pm

a conversation, that must be clarified for all...

Hello,
I don't know who you are or what your history is, but I'd like a public declaration from you that we don't have anything to do with each other.
As you can see from my number of posts, I've been an ePlayan for a LOT longer than you, and I would certainly not want anyone to mistake us.

So, I'm asking you politely, please change your name. If your avatar is your real name I would understand. If it's contrived to disparage me, it is in poor taste. If you want to know who I am, you have only to look at my thread:

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=8935

I am the Shit Queen of Burningman. I am also one of the original members of Booby Bar and the righteous confederacy of Terminal City. You're swimming in cold waters.

If you care to improve this situation, you have only to give 4 hours of your time and work for me during the Event. I'm sure we would get along famously.

Deliberately,
RobbiDobbs
Chief Poopervisor of the Pottie Project
DPW Volunteer Coordinator, Special Projects (Porta-potties)

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Sometimes I just tickle myself.
9 years of doing the porta-potties wrong.

MY PUBLIC RESPONSE...

dont shit on me, my dear sister...

i have run Bob for mayor in rochester NY, been interviewed on the hour of slack, have done my time with the stinking hippies (burning since 96') and you know damn well of course i'll shovel shit with you because it aint nothing i havent done before...

and i, my dear am obviously italian.......DUH!!!.....just look at my last name, by the smell of you i would have to guess drunken mick, but you never know.

ps, i am also just a sock puppet for simon of the playa...

WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT THE SAME PEOPLE BUT OBVIOUSLY WORSHIP THE SAME SALESMAN.

as a sock puppet i am obliged to give you my owners address, it is at root society, come find him and he will shovel the aforementioned shit for four hours, his name is simon.*

*AFTER i get all the other shit done that i gotta do, thats usually by wed.

**you promise to bring punch and pie.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:49 pm

hee hee!
Simon promises to shovel shit with DPW Shit Queen robbidobbs!

You're both Booby family, might as well get elbow deep together.

hmmm, Boobarians have Thanksgiving Thursday.
Good day for pie.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:49 pm

my apologies to the wonderful RobbiDobbs if any misunderstandings or hard feelings were taken from my evil sock puppets rantings.

I've been a long time member of the church, and actually met philo in 97' at the burn, and am well versed in excremeditation as well.

Roberto Dobbisano is an italian acolyte, a "wob", sorta a wop, but not really.

i can eliminate him from the boards, hell, i have like 6 other socks, whats one less.

and i will help shovel the shit with you, any friends of the boobarians are friends of mine..

your call, should i kill Roberto or not?....he does have a nice pipe...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:32 pm

Nothing good ever comes from this sock puppetry...

E. ViLe Dustburger · Post by **E. ViLe Dustburger** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

...You Suck!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:57 pm

i've decided to move on to paper shadow puppetry...

roberto will disappear into the murky background filled with mid level bureaucrats and bank officials from the cayman islands.

you may spot me occasionally in gary indiana, but dont ask me why.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:07 pm

R.I.P. Bob

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:42 pm

Can't we have a public execution? Something with flash?

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:46 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:Nothing good ever comes from this sock puppetry...

shhhh.. it helps Simon deal with his "multiples". Otherwise.. well.. he might become violent or boring, hard to tell.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:12 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i've decided to move on to paper shadow puppetry...

roberto will disappear into the murky background filled with mid level bureaucrats and bank officials from the cayman islands.

you may spot me occasionally in gary indiana, but dont ask me why.

no Dobby, no..........if you go, who will we play with?........
But, if you go, can I play next?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:09 am

dont worry, Roberto will be fine, he's moved on to greener pastures and is now hassling mormans and people who go to coachella.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:38 am

*in raspy, frog type voice*

then, can we play?.......

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:47 am

Can you just KILL A SOCK????!

That idea is truly frightening to me....

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:49 am

THE PEOPLE THE PEOPLE!

A little spring cleaning might help.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:12 am

Darn that sock!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:45 pm

Was sagst Du?