This is TITS!

MadCellist · Post by **MadCellist** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:05 am

After nearly a decade of wallowing around the depths of corporate hell...

A long term polyarmerous relationship I was in ended. I found out exactly where rock bottom really is. I performed a self cranial rectumitis extraction and picked up my cello for the first time since deluding myself into believing that I was a productive member of the corporate sphere.

After 6 months of 6 - 10 hours of practice a day and blowing off work in favor of music, I got accepted to grad school (and along the way knocked up my wife.) Top it all off a friend of mine pointed me in the direction of Burning Man after fantasizing about it since 1998.

It doesn't get much more tits than that!

-MC

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:33 am

Mmm....cello...I could totally sit on the playa all day, listening to someone play cello.

I have crazy insane awesome TITS - and some good news, too, that is making me tear up @ my desk, because some magical, wonderful creatures have offered me a ticket, and I just don't know what to do.

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:50 am

Say yes. And go home.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:57 am

I'm thinking about it...it just seems so radically unself-reliant! And I would still have to figure out how to get there, and how to pay for getting there...but shitfuck, if that ain't a sign from God...I'm still hella surprised.

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:08 am

you just answered your own question

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:07 am

C.f.M. wrote:
ygmir wrote:

Oh you totally win.

Good luck getting back out to the desert!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:26 am

MadCellist wrote:After nearly a decade of wallowing around the depths of corporate hell...

A long term polyarmerous relationship I was in ended. I found out exactly where rock bottom really is. I performed a self cranial rectumitis extraction and picked up my cello for the first time since deluding myself into believing that I was a productive member of the corporate sphere.

After 6 months of 6 - 10 hours of practice a day and blowing off work in favor of music, I got accepted to grad school (and along the way knocked up my wife.) Top it all off a friend of mine pointed me in the direction of Burning Man after fantasizing about it since 1998.

It doesn't get much more tits than that! -MC

Guessing my accordion would not be the best accompaniment for you then, huh? But this is TITS! It is raining here in April!!! Haven't seen that since we moved here eight years ago! So the green season just might carry on into June this year!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:43 am

Accordion+cello = win!

http://www.evelynevelyn.com/

Oh drat, I remembered for a split second wrongly, that they and Jason Webley had a cello accordion thing...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:50 am

Doesn't polyamorous = options ?

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:58 am

TITS! MGMT playing RedRocks June 11!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:29 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Accordion+cello = win!

http://www.evelynevelyn.com/

Oh drat, I remembered for a split second wrongly, that they and Jason Webley had a cello accordion thing...

Conjoined twins = twice the TITS!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:36 pm

...it just seems so radically unself-reliant!

No, no, no. It is perfectly O.K. to accept a GIFT.

I gifted a ticket to a friend in 2006, so he could go to his first burn, and I could afford it better than he could. I have been "repaid" a thousand times over by seeing how much he enjoyed it, and how much he contributed -- that year and every year since.

So do something nice to your friend, by accepting the ticket.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:46 pm

Yes, CFM - graciously receive.
That's TITS!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:03 pm

It just feels weird...but, I did say "Only if you let me make you something! Anything I can fit in my suitcase!"

....!!!!

Also TITS today for me, new Star Wars review

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMe ... fBhi6qqFLA

They're hilarious, and I like laughing. Except his women chained in the basement schtick. But the rest? Comedy gold.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:53 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Except his women chained in the basement schtick. But the rest? Comedy gold.

how is she supposed to make dinner if she is down there?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:47 pm

Hey, that looks like my ex-wife......

MadCellist · Post by **MadCellist** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:08 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Doesn't polyamorous = options ?

Ugly Dougly, technically yes, but one thing I've found is that a lot of people think polyamory is most about sex, like swinging. This isn't the case. We had a 4 way quad with another couple. Since they are a solid couple and we were a solid couple when things started to not work out the whole thing deteriorated. In the end, even though I've never been divorced, it really felt like I'd gone through not 1, but 2 divorces in loosing two people I cared deeply about.

The downside is my wife and I are now out of 'all' alternative lifestyles because we're just far too emotionally raw. This is after almost 15 years as swingers/poly. The upside is that when you're at rock bottom you realize the only way to go us up. Which is how I got into grad school. I could talk poly/swinging ups and downs all day, but that life, while having lost of tits, wasn't tits.

I'll play cello with someone who's got a damned kazoo, accordion, or mouth harp. I've never cared if it made sense musically, the point of music is to have fun and woo women.

When I have the money for a fiberglass cello, I'll be getting one for playing at BM, even though I'm not 'worried' about her safety, it would take almost $15,000 to replace my cello, so I think I'll just get a fiberglass or cheap pawn shop cello for the playa'. That'll be tits when I'm playing on the playa'.

-MC

MadCellist · Post by **MadCellist** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:12 am

C.f.M. wrote:It just feels weird...but, I did say "Only if you let me make you something! Anything I can fit in my suitcase!"

....!!!!

Also TITS today for me, new Star Wars review

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMe ... fBhi6qqFLA

They're hilarious, and I like laughing. Except his women chained in the basement schtick. But the rest? Comedy gold.

CFM....

TITS for me today were tickets to this ...

http://www.starwarsinconcert.com/

-MC

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:41 am

Wow, awesome! Can I just say, walking into Thunderdome and seeing two full-on Stormtroopers standing there was just AWESOME.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:59 am

In case I have not mentioned it... I'm bringing several pianos. A couple of them will be for playing, and the others for smashing. Two pianos suspended by cables and banging into each other ought to be quite tits.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:03 pm

we had a similar set up when we battled a CRT tv and a flat screen.....

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:07 pm

Yeah, but did they go "BRROOOIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!" ?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:24 pm

...I went BROING when i put that spear thru em....

/pouts off into the distance

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:30 pm

It`s OK buddy.

Tits usually only make a "pplmff" sound anyways.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:52 pm

You know, it really should be "these are tits". Just saying. Okay, bye.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:55 pm

Or "T.I.T.S."

just sayin`.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:28 pm

Got my Burning Flipside tickets!
This is TITS!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:32 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:It`s OK buddy.

Tits usually only make a "pplmff" sound anyways.

Sooooooo Those are Tits!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:53 am

Those tickets are awesome! Do you need a dress? I have a collection

I found a ride, with someone I would love to ride...with. So, if I can't work out a flight, I have a ride!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:14 am

I just got my tickets to Transformus! Round one! Ding ding ding! Fuck yeah!