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Miss Black Rock City 2004 Competition Press Release

Post by MBRC » Fri May 21, 2004 10:30 am

Please encourage people from each region to take part in this event!

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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Announcing The First Annual Miss Black Rock City Beauty Pageant 2004

NYC, NY – May 19, 2004 – Calling Miss Texas and Miss New York! Calling
Miss Disorient, Miss Thunderdome, Miss TOA, and Miss HOTD!

It’s time to take beauty out of the hands of corporate America and back
into the eyes of the beholder. At the 2004 Burning Man, Asylum will hold
the First Annual Miss Black Rock City Beauty Pageant. Participation is
open to all men and women, all sexual preferences or identities, all theme
camps, villages, tribes and tents.

Come help celebrate your tribe’s uniqueness and beauty. Unlike TV’s The
Swan, the Miss Black Rock competition knows that perfection does not equal
beauty. Beauty is much more unique. Your are encouraged to be yourself,
wear what you want, and help put a face to your camp and to represent the
best of Burning Man.

“The Miss Black Rock City 2004 competition is a great way to give all
tribes a face, a persona, to show the citizens of Black Rock how each
tribe, with its own unique flare, makes up the whole that is Burning Man!”
said StacycatS, organizer and the original Miss Black Rock City - The
Self-Proclaimed Beauty Queen.

To make this event a success, Asylum would like to see contestants from
all the theme camps. “It is important that each theme camp / village /
region be represented at the pageant, so that the full spectrum of
identities that comprise our city can be appreciated at one event, at one
time on the playa.”

The competition will begin on Thursday, September 2 with a preliminary
event, which will include contestants running an obstacle course carrying
trays of beverages. The Prelims are open to all, with 10 finalists (and
five alternates) moving on to the main competition on Friday, September 3.

The Pageant will feature the Dustwear (instead of swimwear) competition,
the Illumination wear (instead of evening gown) competition, as well as
interviews and a Talent competition where contestants can show-off their
creativity and uniqueness.

Special gifts for the finalists will be announced soon, but Paula of
dumbclothing.com will supply materials to create sashes. There will be a
sash making workshop lead by Paula in the Smoochdome at Asylum earlier in
the week. All contestants can make a sash and all finalists get a scepter,
but only Miss Black Rock City 2004 walks away with the most coveted sash
and a tiara!

Grand Gift donations for the pageant finalists should be directed to
[email protected]. Suggestions for non-monetary, sentimental,
and rare playa gifts are highly encouraged!

Miss Black Rock City Beauty Pageant 2004 is produced by StacycatS and Asylum.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri May 21, 2004 11:43 am

That sash is so mine.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by spectabillis » Sat May 22, 2004 3:33 am

Ranger Genius wrote:That sash is so mine.
Whatever bitch, I am sharpening my pumps as we speak. 8)

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Post by Lydia Love » Sat May 22, 2004 10:07 pm

neither of you have a chance in hell.

i was born for this.
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by spectabillis » Sun May 23, 2004 12:06 am

Lydia Love wrote:neither of you have a chance in hell.
sure, bring it on peroxide skank!

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sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Post by MBRC » Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:03 am

if any of you end up fighting it out in the thunderdome, or anywhere else for that matter, PLEASE let me know at [email protected]. watching beauty queens fight it out is high, high entertainment, indeed. i shall stand by with cocktail in hand!
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oh yah!

Post by MBRC » Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:15 am

did you see the pics from the Miss Playa del Fuego pageant (the first pageant i ever MC-ed? *sniffle*)

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:47 pm

Lydia, you got my vote. Well, unless Sunsetred represents Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro. You and Ivy ought to form a double team!

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Post by Ivy » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:48 pm

I don't think I'm pageant material but I volunteer to be Lydia's pageant stage mother.

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:02 am

Would that make Booker Lydia's stage grandfather?

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everyone is pageant material at burning man.

Post by MBRC » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:51 am

Ivy wrote:I don't think I'm pageant material but I volunteer to be Lydia's pageant stage mother.
at burningman we create our own reality. i am miss black rock city! have you seen pictures of me?!

everyone will have a title of her/her choice and a sash; everyones a beauty queen of sorts in this game! dont leave it all up to the foxy people, i want everyone out there to play!

i still want someone to fight it out in the thunderdome, tho... tiaras and all! just cause i think thats funny.
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Post by Ivy » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:13 am

I don't want to be in the pageant.

I want to be Lydia's stage mother.

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Post by MBRC » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:45 pm

Ivy wrote:I don't want to be in the pageant.

I want to be Lydia's stage mother.
as you wish.
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Post by Ivy » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:49 pm

Whoo hoo!

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Post by Sensei » Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:26 pm

I have been informed that, as a member of the Burning Band, I need to bring a little black dress for Thursday's Little Black Dress soiree. Unfortunately for all of you, this means the title is mine.

Just wait till the judges get a look at my gorgeous gams!

Unless, of course, that bitch Isotopia shows up. If that happens, we're all gonna be also-rans...

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:14 pm

Sensei wrote:I have been informed that, as a member of the Burning Band, I need to bring a little black dress for Thursday's Little Black Dress soiree. Unfortunately for all of you, this means the title is mine.

Just wait till the judges get a look at my gorgeous gams!

Unless, of course, that bitch Isotopia shows up. If that happens, we're all gonna be also-rans...
Yeah , but what are you going to do for your talent segment? :roll:Not that Baton twirliing , accordion playing routine again. :roll:
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Post by Sensei » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:35 pm

Rollerskates. You forgot the rollerskates. And just what sort of firepower will you be packin'? That tired ol' Gettysburg address again? Please.

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:55 am

Sensei wrote:Rollerskates. You forgot the rollerskates. And just what sort of firepower will you be packin'? That tired ol' Gettysburg address again? Please.

I was never a contestant, merely a very judgemental bystander. Your confusing me with your stay at the" Daughters of the American Revolution" Rest Home. I recite the Gettysburg Address just to give you something to live for. I do have to give you credit for turning that hoopskirt into yet another reworked fashion creation, and don't you remember? Your skates were sold to cover your rent last month. You should have called , I would have started a collection plate for you.
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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:01 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:I was never a contestant, merely a very judgemental bystander.
"Bystanders" don't tape sparklers to their breasts while holding a half-dozen Roman candle between their thighs. Remember the 3 months you spent in the burn ward? We were so embarrassed for you...

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:25 pm

Sensei wrote:
Bambi of Finland wrote:I was never a contestant, merely a very judgemental bystander.
"Bystanders" don't tape sparklers to their breasts while holding a half-dozen Roman candle between their thighs. Remember the 3 months you spent in the burn ward? We were so embarrassed for you...
I was just trying to guide your way through the darkness. See the thanks I get. What is so wrong with helping the elderly? My scars are my badge of courage.
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Post by KetKat » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:57 pm

Sensei wrote:I have been informed that, as a member of the Burning Band, I need to bring a little black dress for Thursday's Little Black Dress soiree. Unfortunately for all of you, this means the title is mine.

Just wait till the judges get a look at my gorgeous gams!

Unless, of course, that bitch Isotopia shows up. If that happens, we're all gonna be also-rans...
pah!! what about blokes entering? modern world an all that eh?? im so fu*king ugly i look pretty again..leme play :p
!BoLLoXeD!

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Post by Sensei » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:23 pm

Sensei wrote:I have been informed that, as a member of the Burning Band, I need to bring a little black dress for Thursday's Little Black Dress soiree. Unfortunately for all of you, this means the title is mine.

Just wait till the judges get a look at my gorgeous gams!

Unless, of course, that bitch Isotopia shows up. If that happens, we're all gonna be also-rans...

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPYOURS! UPDATE!


Well girls, guess who just scored absolutely the most marvelous little black dress today? Was is that skank Bambi? Nooooo. Was is that bitch Ranger Genius? Nooooo. Was is that claptrap Spectabillis? Noooo. Was is that garbagemouthed Lydia and her cowardly stagemother Ivy? Noooo. Was it that vote rigging Dr. Pyro? Noooo. Don't tell me it was that limey cretin? Oh hell no! Was is that old (and I do mean old; think museum fossil) Miss Black Rock City 2003? Noooo. Give up?

Sorry losers, but Sensei has ruled the day; the very same way Sensei will rule the contest. The pathetic part is it's only took $5.

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Post by Ivy » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:37 pm

Hey, I might be a bitch but I ain't cowardly.

You're goin' down, boy.

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:10 pm

Sensei wrote:
Sensei wrote:I have been informed that, as a member of the Burning Band, I need to bring a little black dress for Thursday's Little Black Dress soiree. Unfortunately for all of you, this means the title is mine.

Just wait till the judges get a look at my gorgeous gams!

Unless, of course, that bitch Isotopia shows up. If that happens, we're all gonna be also-rans...

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPYOURS! UPDATE!


Well girls, guess who just scored absolutely the most marvelous little black dress today? Was is that skank Bambi? Nooooo. Was is that bitch Ranger Genius? Nooooo. Was is that claptrap Spectabillis? Noooo. Was is that garbagemouthed Lydia and her cowardly stagemother Ivy? Noooo. Was it that vote rigging Dr. Pyro? Noooo. Don't tell me it was that limey cretin? Oh hell no! Was is that old (and I do mean old; think museum fossil) Miss Black Rock City 2003? Noooo. Give up?

Sorry losers, but Sensei has ruled the day; the very same way Sensei will rule the contest. The pathetic part is it's only took $5.
No , the pathetic part was that all you had was $5. I hear government cheese has a long shelf life, your proof of that.
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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:43 am

Ivy wrote:Hey, I might be a bitch but I ain't cowardly.

You're goin' down, boy.
Ivy honey, does this mean you've gotten off your bony ass and will compete? If not, I apologize for calling you a "cowardly stagemother". What I meant to say was "cowardly grandmother"... My bad. In the unlikey case that you have finally developed some spine, I hear you're the one who will be "goin' down"... on all the judges, that is. Won't matter either way...

Oh, and Bambi darling? Unlike you, there are some things I just won't do for money. Especially for $5 a toss. The fact you made more money than Bill Gates will ever see doing exactly that says more about the desperation of sailors than your (nonexistant) looks. If that's cheese you smell, I suggest it's that big cottage cheese ass you're parked on right now. Maybe I should call you "Tiger Woods" from now on, 'cause your butt has more dimples than a golfball...

Ok, heres a little visualization exercise for you losers. Stand up on a chair and hold your hand under your chin. That's where my legs go to. Got it?

And I'm not even gonna mention my gravity-defying honey-glazed ham...

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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:44 am

Ivy wrote:Hey, I might be a bitch but I ain't cowardly.

You're goin' down, boy.
Ivy honey, does this mean you've gotten off your bony ass and will compete? If not, I apologize for calling you a "cowardly stagemother". What I meant to say was "cowardly grandmother"... My bad. In the unlikey case that you have finally developed some spine, I hear you're the one who will be "goin' down"... on all the judges, that is. Won't matter either way...

Oh, and Bambi darling? Unlike you, there are some things I just won't do for money. Especially for $5 a toss. The fact you made more money than Bill Gates will ever see doing exactly that says more about the desperation of sailors than your (nonexistant) looks. If that's cheese you smell, I suggest it's that big cottage cheese ass you're parked on right now. Maybe I should call you "Tiger Woods" from now on, 'cause your butt has more dimples than a golfball...

Ok, heres a little visualization exercise for you losers. Stand up on a chair and hold your hand under your chin. That's where my legs go to. Got it?

And I'm not even gonna mention my gravity-defying honey-glazed ham...

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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:48 am

Ivy wrote:Hey, I might be a bitch but I ain't cowardly.

You're goin' down, boy.
Ivy honey, does this mean you've gotten off your bony ass and will compete? If not, I apologize for calling you a "cowardly stagemother". What I meant to say was "cowardly grandmother"... My bad. In the unlikey case that you have finally developed some spine, I hear you're the one who will be "goin' down"... on all the judges, that is. Won't matter either way...

Oh, and Bambi darling? Unlike you, there are some things I just won't do for money. Especially for $5 a toss. The fact you made more money than Bill Gates will ever see doing exactly that says more about the desperation of sailors than your (nonexistant) looks. If that's cheese you smell, I suggest it's that big cottage cheese ass you're parked on right now. Maybe I should call you "Tiger Woods" from now on, 'cause your butt has more dimples than a golfball...

Ok, heres a little visualization exercise for you losers. Stand up on a chair and hold your hand under your chin. That's where my legs go to. Got it?

And I'm not even gonna mention my gravity-defying honey-glazed ham...

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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:52 am

Sorry 'bout that triple post girls. I kept getting a weird server error msg when I hit the submit. Seems even the computers lose their minds when I show up...

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Post by Sensei » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:02 pm

Warning! Stepping out of character! Warning!

This little scene happened while buying the little black dress... I thought it was funnier than shit.

There were these two old ladies who were casually eyeing me as I talked to the helpful (and surprisingly understanding) sales lady. I was holding various dresses up against my body while we talked and I could tell the old ladies were trying hard not to stare. They had just turned around and were starting to walk away when I asked in a slightly raised voice, "I just hope this doesn't make my ass look too big..." Both their heads whipped around 180 degrees at light speed. That alone was easily worth the $5.

And as long as I'm out of character (i.e. the REAL ME) there will be no losers at the contest as far as I'm concerned. I think I'll have enough scepters for everyone. (?) Basically all I'm really after is a good photo op.


Warning! Stepping back into character! Warning!

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Post by Bambi of Finland » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:19 pm

I think my head would have whipped around 180. What a precious sight that must have been. These ladies will remember you forever. mmmmwah!
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