THE BOOBY BAR! 2010!

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:08 pm

Hey all you Booby Bar people - looks like a great year in the works - I can't wait!!! So Risky, your pick would sure be easy to photoshop into the mona lisa pic...

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:46 pm

Hi JungleJim!

We missed you last night at Yuri's.
See you soon at you know where!

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:01 pm

Hi Risky! I spent last week in SoCal visiting my daughter, then a couple days on the boat. Just got back. I bet it was a hella fun party last night - can't wait to see the pictures. :)

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:13 pm

Who doesn't like Boobies?

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:21 pm

I like boobies - a lot! Last night, while drinking too much, I thought it might be a good burning man project to set up a booth ...

"Non Medical Breast Exams"

What do you think? We could have a rating system for all aspects of boob-testing, and give out a certificate of compliance after the inspection. Kind of like a smog certificate??

Might fit right in with the Boobie Bar...

I love Burning Man

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:26 pm

the Bobbie Bar is totally self-sufficient, with an excess of ability. If they want to feel themselves up, they will need no help.

Radical Self Reliance

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:57 pm

Agreed, they are very capable of taking care of themselves! Like I said, it was a drunken stooper idea, just though I would share it. You have to admit, it does have a BM ring to it...
:wink:

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:44 pm

Judge boobies...??!!!!

Never! We love all boobies! Each and every one is the physical manifestation of a kind and loving God (whatever you perceive Her to be) and so we mere mortals are left to adore them and admire them (every chance we get).

We'll leave the judging to someone more qualified...

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:18 pm

perhaps a booby census would be more metropolitic ? Pick the basic ten questions one might have to categorize for re-districting, apportioning services etc. One could fill out the survey, or have an enumerator ask the questions.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:18 am

Well, one of the original misconceptions about the Boobies and the Fuck Cancer boards...is that were there to cater to cancer victims.

We're there to ...well just cater to your drink needs.

Someone asked me 3 yrs ago if we would be putting cancer screening pamphlets in the boobs, I said HELL no...thats defaultia crap that us woman with boobies have to think about every darn day.
So no breast examinations Jungle Jim...cute idea...but we try to steer clear of bringing up what appt. you have to attend after the burn.....

This is where you can come in... boobs, no boobs, one boob, Be a boob, pet a boobie bird, play with your imagination and J.Hilary Boob!

Everyone has Boobs to begin with...men women and children.

And above all...no really, if your a frat kid you can stay home and see boobies from space on your computer!

Biggest Boobies in the world!!!!!!

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:44 am

Beleive me, I love all boobies and would never want anyone to feel less than happy with their own! The critical titty parade is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen - thousands of boobs, and no two alike! Gotta love it. To be clear, what was kinda funny to me was the non-medical part - it's all for fun!
The Boobie bar is great - got my first good spanking there... :D

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:37 am

Jungle Jim, our camp at Lustre Village usually has a booth on the esplanade for people to use. Write whatever you want on the blackboard. Its been lots of things from advice to puppy kissing (with real puppy!).

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:47 am

Snow - I was right behind Glitter last year and made a bunch of friends with them and Costco. Mr Moo and I have become pretty good friends. I had the Jungle Bus. So what part of Luster were you with? Made it easy to walk to Booby Bar!

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:05 am

Cosmic Recess, been there several years now. Not sure about this year though. I made the big fury sit n spin and some other play ground stuff. Yes boobie bar was real close, within ice cream biking distance :) . Can only ride it so far before the ice cream starts slowing you down.

I think I remember your camp and maybe meeting you at one point. I didn't get the tour of your bus until decomp though.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:49 am

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:33 am

Wardrobe malfunction!

The one type of malfunction I approve of.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:41 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:05 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:51 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:22 am

Sorry, Zule, that's an its without an apostrophe. In this case you can remember because a herring isn't something sold by a green grocer.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:24 am

I do love that poster, though, Zulegoona.

MattyPockets · Post by **MattyPockets** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:58 am

Allo Boobarians! :D
I've finally landed on EPlaya....ahhh...it's like being able to smell the virtual dust...huzzah!

Oh hell....my avatar is being non-existent....MUST FIX!!! Anyone got some duct-tape?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:39 pm

Can you make do with chewing gum?

MattyPockets · Post by **MattyPockets** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:07 pm

Of course!
Duel use of being both tasty AND useful!
Little less useful than duct tape, but sure as hell a lot more tasty.

falk · Post by **falk** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:31 pm

Risky wrote:

Annie Sprinkle stamps woo hoo

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:01 pm

(Are those stamps the 'lick' or 'peel-n-stick' kind

?) Sooo...there's these great little flameless (battery-powered) tea light candles, and come 6 to a pack for $2.50 (lasts up to 120 hours w/ on&off switch). Sooooo thinkin' get 10 packs (60 lights) for $25.00 and what do ya have?...a potentially kick-ass Anything But Clothing costume

(maybe a toga or jump pant ensemble? Any idea's

? Would it be crazy talk to have a glow dress shirt with a removable glow jacket to match

? (think it would look rad hanging on the coat hanger...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:12 am

way bitchen Cc!!!!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:57 pm

Damn, it's been quiet around here. Everyone must be out working on their projects.

Guess I'll go back out to mine...

MattyPockets · Post by **MattyPockets** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:00 pm

I've been recouping from the weekend....but gah, thanks for reminding me of my projects that I have to get to! D:

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:18 pm

THE BOOBY BAR! 2010!

Boobs in SCHPACE!