Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
- capjbadger
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In '09 I watched the man burn and fall...
...Online.
-Badger
(What? I couldn't go last year. ;P )
...Online.
-Badger
(What? I couldn't go last year. ;P )
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
- Fire_Moose
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- theCryptofishist
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Oh, 09. Cialis man. Boy that was boring. Even from Apathy.
(They don't allow me to go to the big burns anymore as I'm apt to give some poor innosent a piece of my mind. No prettyer in public than on line.)
(They don't allow me to go to the big burns anymore as I'm apt to give some poor innosent a piece of my mind. No prettyer in public than on line.)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- knowmad
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Re:
was wondering if you found the "confession booth" at burn last year? They were really keeping in the theme rites of passage. When I stoped by there was a half naked man confessing loudly that he really wasn't shirt cocking that he was drunk and "lost" his pants. Yeah right.Mojojita wrote:Nope, nope, nope - I will never disclose my playa sins in writing.....ask me in person!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
My sin is I didn't commit my sins more secretly. Next year I plan to be more smart about it.
I really need that "confession booth"... maybe I can save myself from going to hell. But I heard heaven is quite dull.
I really need that "confession booth"... maybe I can save myself from going to hell. But I heard heaven is quite dull.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
Heaven always runs out of food in the first 15 minutes . . .
- britzbitz
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
I went to Burning Man 2010 and didn't see the man burn.
I was passed out in my camp, and no one bothered to wake me up. Thanks, guys.
I was passed out in my camp, and no one bothered to wake me up. Thanks, guys.
"the aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware - joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware." - henry miller
Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
Not methodist heaven.Savannah wrote:Heaven always runs out of food in the first 15 minutes . . .
You have to bring a covered dish to get in though.
- BBadger
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
I gave fingerlights to darktards.
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens
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- mgb327
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
On Thursday afternoon, I was back at camp and "just HAD to" see if my cell worked. It did receive my voicemails. I listened to them, and felt guilty as shit for it. Didn't tell anyone til now. Disconnecting from the default world is difficult at times, but that was my only "slip".
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
" I am a controlled substance". Savannah.
- Drawingablank
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
What a coincidence - I rode over a few with the bike (darktards, not finger lights).BBadger wrote:I gave fingerlights to darktards.
Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.
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- knowmad
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
I'm not sure what I did out there on the playa, but it burns when I pee.
Did I sin?
Did I sin?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- knowmad
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
I'm not sure what I did out there on the playa, but it burns when I pee.
Did I sin?
Did I sin?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- knowmad
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
Woh theres a hellaecho!knowmad wrote:I'm not sure what I did out there on the playa, but it burns when I pee.
Did I sin?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- RedHeaven
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Re: Tell Us Your Burning Man Sins
After 6 years of going and I have not lived up to my potential. Its almost like I am still a virgin. I go with my needs, stoke out my theme camp with stickers I made and camp flare, I bring extra whatever and I share it, I am helpful and positive and good at talking to others, meeting people, but I can't express my artistic side for the life of me.
Scared? Lazy? Too into being social and partying and grooving? Just an idiot? I can do so much but have yet to be my potential. All my camp mates are in bands n stuff and sing, play guitar, have workshops......Six fucking years and I havent really gone the distance. Its a CRIME. I dunno if DJing and throwing a bacon mimosa party counts. I want to do the real deal.....Make real music on the playa for the playa. Its all bullshit until I get there.
Until then, a few ashes, tobacco scraps and pee dribbles will have to do.
Scared? Lazy? Too into being social and partying and grooving? Just an idiot? I can do so much but have yet to be my potential. All my camp mates are in bands n stuff and sing, play guitar, have workshops......Six fucking years and I havent really gone the distance. Its a CRIME. I dunno if DJing and throwing a bacon mimosa party counts. I want to do the real deal.....Make real music on the playa for the playa. Its all bullshit until I get there.
Until then, a few ashes, tobacco scraps and pee dribbles will have to do.