Most Awesome Thing Ever

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:13 am

Awesomely hilarious. And a total time waster.

http://mostawesomestthingever.com/

I want to be on the team, thinking up "Usher or fondue? Lane Bryant or a garden? Lewis and Clark or Labyrinth?"

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:37 am

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:02 am

zombies never came up, they would beat anything there.

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:11 am

Niether did bacon...you really think zombies would beat bacon?? pfft..

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:19 am

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:19 am

I never saw BOOBS! or BLOWJOBS!
Or anything even remotely awesome in the SEX category.

(and bacon does NOT trump SEX)

gerlachedNloaded · Post by **gerlachedNloaded** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:34 am

........swoon.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:44 am

Risky wrote:I never saw BOOBS! or BLOWJOBS!
Or anything even remotely awesome in the SEX category.

(and bacon does NOT trump SEX)

It was written by nerds, Risky. Do you need a spec sheet or can you take it from there?

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:46 am

So that means that bacon covered zombie boobs is the most awesome thing ever.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:49 am

Ya'd think that even Nerds would have a yearning for some awesome sex.

But, please, just for fun, show me your "spec sheet", if that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Plumeria · Post by **Plumeria** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:51 pm

Wow. What an awesome way to just waste time. There is a "suggest awesomness" button. You should suggest bacon covered zombies :)

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:01 pm

For the record, a revolver is way more awesome them a zomb.

and who needs sex when you have the internet?!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:23 pm

Risky wrote:Ya'd think that even Nerds would have a yearning for some awesome sex.

But, please, just for fun, show me your "spec sheet", if that's what the kids are calling it these days.

<nerd>
(Pushing glasses back onto nose)
You asked for a specification sheet, Ms Risky, here we go:

Required Species: Homo sapiens
Sex: Female
Orientation: Straight
Breasticular Measurementations: +/- 36 inches (ca. 91.44 cm.)
Tummylicious Measurementations: +/- 24 inches (61 cm.)
Hippy Shake: +/- 36 inches (ca. 91.44 cm.)
STD Content: None
Sexual Willingness Status: Ready to go
Gram positive: Negative
Gram negative: Positive

</nerd>

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:26 pm

Can she be a nerd and wear glasses, too?
How about a huge mole on her nose?
As long as she is ready to go, can she have 3 elbows and 2 belly buttons?
C'mon! You know you want a freak!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:26 pm

Risky wrote:
(and bacon does NOT trump SEX)

Umm....yes it DOES !!!

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:42 pm

Then YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:47 pm

Maybe yer doing it wrong, Risky...just sayin'...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:44 pm

Prolly just using the wrong lube.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:26 am

It is painfully obvious to us, who actually attend playful parties of sensual nature, that many of you need to get off the net and actually participate in some flesh play, preferably living flesh and hopefully not of swine origin. jus' sayin',,,,,

and yeah,,,, bacon can be better than sex,,,, depending on how long it has been since you've had one or the other.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:46 am

Nope, not convinced.
Woke up this morning, had some bacon, grabbed my sweetie.

Consensus - while bacon is wonderful with sex, it is not better than sex.
Sorry Charlie.

But then again, I am a bit of a freak.
(My husband wanted me to add that I am doing it oh! so! wrong!)

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:15 pm

Freak is good! Sounds to me like you have the best of both! Why choose?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:08 pm

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:42 am

STARTREKUNICORNSPIRATES...I'm a little wet down there.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:40 am

if only they were robots....

/hangs head in shame

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:11 am

Unicorn Robots?
I am sure they are out there.

Way out there.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:13 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:58 am

CfM you are remarkable!

I'd SO take a robot with laser eyes (pew pew) riding and managing it's defenses on the back of a pointy horse!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:02 am

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:10 am

I do LOVE that song...always have.

I meant to post a link to the game in my previous post.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:31 am

oh it's an adult swim game? that explains a lot