why the iraq green zone is better than burning man

[buttrose]

* stuff gets blown the hell up, not lit on pretty little fire
* is not run like a QUASI military organization
* badder vehicles with bigger tires
* closer to the airport
* Green Zone Cafe (destroyed)
* Green Zone Bazaar (destroyed)
* theme camps get destroyed
* the Hat is black man in a white house
* grunts make DPW look like the whiny little bitches they are
* no greeters at Assassin's Gate. welcome home? STFU!
* racially diverse
* matt damon made a movie about it
* all year round, every year - forever
* everyone gets paid
* not a cult
* no cops trying to bust you for shooting heroin in the porta potties
* participants still carry side arms
* drive-by shooting range: OPEN

[Isotopia]

As much as I hate to admit it....

Buttrose has some excellent points.

[Simon of the Playa]

YVAN EHT NIOJ !!

YVAN EHT NIOJ !!


YVAN EHT NIOJ !!


nam gninrub ta sa stoggaf ynam sa tsuj era ereht.

[Ugly Dougly]

* Everyone's outfits are color coordinated.

[buttrose]

* no strict penalty for killing civilians (non-volunteers). thus, these troglodytes get the F out of your way
* crying about a little arson will get your ass kicked, not coddled
* an appropriate display of psychopathy earns respect, not ridicule

[mdmf007]

These "Why the "...insert place or event here" is better than burningman threads are weak..

God id dump them if I wasn't such a believer in civil liberties and freedom of expression.

its right on the edge though...

[Chai Guy]

These "Why the "...insert place or event here" is better than burningman threads are weak..

God id dump them if I wasn't such a believer in civil liberties and freedom of expression.

its right on the edge though...

So you're the arbiter of taste around here now?

[AntiM]

These "Why the "...insert place or event here" is better than burningman threads are weak..

God id dump them if I wasn't such a believer in civil liberties and freedom of expression.

its right on the edge though...

So you're the arbiter of taste around here now?

It is his turn this week.

[Captain Goddammit]

These "Why the "...insert place or event here" is better than burningman threads are weak..

God id dump them if I wasn't such a believer in civil liberties and freedom of expression.

its right on the edge though...

So you're the arbiter of taste around here now?

No, he just absolutely spot-on summed up this trolling dirtwad from the point of view of someone who CAN dump a thread.

Anyone remember BlackRocRic? Now there was a REAL troll. Another dirtwad, sure, but at least he was good at it.

[Ugly Dougly]

* Oh, you're not leaving after a week, boot.

[buttrose]

* mesopotamians don't guilt you with, 'it was better last year', while you're destroying their culture

[Captain Goddammit]

"It was better last year" is a J-O-K-E... a running gag... but I suppose you are usually last to get jokes.

[Ugly Dougly]

Stop being so bitter.

[Simon of the Playa]

hmmmmm, smells like toledo, possibly detroit.

yes, yes......most assuredly Detroit.

[Bounce530]

The bitter was better last year.

[Simon of the Playa]

i think i just peed in my pants.











yup, i did.

[Boijoy]

again Simon???

[gyre]

Just had a thought.
Since we can't rpg those idiots that run their loud party barges in the city at full volume in the morning (well, we could, but don't), how about paint balling them?
That would make it easier for everyone to file noise complaints later too.

I bet those bank robber dye packs would be fun too.

[Ugly Dougly]

It would give paintball a bad name.
No eye protection, unless you unleashed your fury during a duststorm.

[Boijoy]

Just had a thought.
Since we can't rpg those idiots that run their loud party barges in the city at full volume in the morning (well, we could, but don't), how about paint balling them?
That would make it easier for everyone to file noise complaints later too.

I bet those bank robber dye packs would be fun too.

we could tag em' with magnettic donkey shapes also.