Haiku

Discordia · Post by **Discordia** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:12 am

Sneaky midweek drink
Seemed like such a good idea
Now have hangover

Discordia · Post by **Discordia** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:14 am

Argggh meant to post this
In the haiku forum thing
Am silly sausage

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:56 am

way to go ass hat
you are completely useless
see you in the dust

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:21 am

gratuitous means
you swore and it was only
for the fuck of it

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:29 pm

fuck fuck fuckity
fucking fuck fuck fucky fuck
fuckaliciousness.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:28 am

Please don`t be so sad
you ARE a single lady
mean bastard daddy

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:44 am

This, five syllables
This, nothing except seven
Five again for laughs

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:04 pm

Don't these people know
that a Haiku must always
be about nature?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:54 pm

If Haiku is 'bout
Nature: Is Haiku about
Haiku 'bout nature?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue May 04, 2010 11:26 am

Haiku is nature
English is clown poetry
Japan understands

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue May 04, 2010 4:56 pm

some kind of image
then say what is happening
many stories there

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:45 pm

Jimminey Cricket
tried to save Pinnochio
but no fucking way

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 08, 2010 10:20 am

new job for puppet
providing nasal sex acts
LIE, pinocchio!

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:12 am

some older burners
missing chaos and guns
crotchety fuckers.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue May 18, 2010 10:26 pm

dry dusty playa
and apres-moi, le deluge.
back to whence it came.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed May 19, 2010 12:30 pm

an ocean swelling
like green tea and sweet honey
it is good to live

chris2010 · Post by **chris2010** » Wed May 19, 2010 12:58 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:fuck fuck fuckity
fucking fuck fuck fucky fuck
fuckaliciousness.

nice!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed May 19, 2010 1:10 pm

Poop poop poop poop poo
Pooping on some pooppy stuff
poop poop poop poop shit

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:08 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Poop poop poop poop poo
Pooping on some pooppy stuff
poop poop poop poop shit

BRILLIANT!

is that YOU, butters?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:11 am

nyuk nyuk nyukitty
nyuk nyukitty nyuk nyuk nyuk
nyukitty nyuk nyuk

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu May 20, 2010 7:14 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:Poop poop poop poop poo
Pooping on some pooppy stuff
poop poop poop poop shit
BRILLIANT!

is that YOU, butters?

If that's a SouthPark reference, I just wanted you to know that that show sucks.

If not, what choo talkin' bout simon?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 20, 2010 12:34 pm

old fire moosey
grumbly arizonian
pick on mexicans.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu May 20, 2010 12:49 pm

hahaha i like that one.

BOYCOTT ARIZONA ICED TEA!!

/snickers suckers

I bet I'm younger then you

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:35 pm

most people are pups
im a grizzly old doggy
dont pee on my tree.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri May 21, 2010 7:58 am

Ah fuck, Son of a
Forgot we were haikuing
I need to snort dust

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri May 21, 2010 1:29 pm

Friday afternoon
Shit-eating grin on my face
Getting laid tonight

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 21, 2010 11:15 pm

friday night foibles
singles seeking company
how sentimental.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 22, 2010 6:24 am

how could you
worry about needing company,
with two hands

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 22, 2010 10:16 am

a stone-cutters hands
some are bigger than others
women notice this.

why hunt and pursue?
Lounging Lion will be fed
by his cunning mate.

Here and there · Post by **Here and there** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:41 am

Image links to page
Page lists the photographer
Fools scream about theft

Artist made the page
Embedding code could be found
That was his own wish

Flickr allows choice
Embed code can be removed
User makes the call

Code is like widget
Allows others to share work
Helps artist be found

Facts do not matter
Trolls scream of theft anyway
Fools will echo them

Scream of the wrongness
Though injustice is not there
Admins might listen

Let them take action
The horned ones will whisper
Pride will seal their ears

Will the facts matter?
When judgments are made in haste
Judges become tools

Haiku

Haiku

Senryu (Metaku?)