Yet another reason to drive slow on the way to/from the Burn

phil · Post by **phil** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:39 am

I don't know where this is, not the Playa, but similar conditions prevail.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:44 am

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.....

Damn how'd they nail so many? Impressive.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:06 am

And cows are so much bigger than goats.

Am I wrong for thinking BBQ?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:53 am

Shish kebab is what I'm thinking.

bm_cricket · Post by **bm_cricket** » Mon May 24, 2010 1:25 pm

I usually don't even eat meat but...

Plumeria · Post by **Plumeria** » Mon May 24, 2010 2:02 pm

Wow is all I can say. Slow down people! What was the thing on the front of the grey truck? It looked like horns that they added onto the grill, but it could have just been the grill I suppose. UGH

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:09 pm

I think that was in Pakistan, where life is cheap but fences are expensive.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:14 pm

Plumeria wrote:Wow is all I can say. Slow down people! What was the thing on the front of the grey truck? It looked like horns that they added onto the grill, but it could have just been the grill I suppose. UGH

That would be a whammy-goat.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:15 am

Mmmmm goat roadkill would be tasty

I know duck and deer both are

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:12 am

Actually, drive faster, since animals that die slowly don't taste as good.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:16 am

I once trid to teach a barberian how to play chess. His only stratagy was to rush all the pons down the board and lay siege to the rook. my my my.

bm_cricket · Post by **bm_cricket** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:25 am

Sail Man wrote:Mmmmm goat roadkill would be tasty

I know duck and deer both are

Mmm, Bambie burgers..

Playa Foot · Post by **Playa Foot** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:10 pm

Fresh Roadkill The other white meat

Post by **AntiM** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:51 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Actually, drive faster, since animals that die slowly don't taste as good.

Hit them too hard and the meat turns mushy, a sort of icky blood pudding. Eat the far side of the animal.

This isn't knowledge I need inside my head most days.

trystanthegypsy · Post by **trystanthegypsy** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:16 pm

My guess is they were all sleeping on the road at dusk/night because the asphalt holds heat from the daytime... and the truck driver didn't see them in time.

Also, now I feel nauseous. and disgusted. and also very nauseous. excuse me while I go find a unicorn chaser..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:26 pm

Just look upon those yummy shish-kebabs again, you'll feel fine again. That's gotta be lamb in there, nice juicy and sweet. Lamb or something...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:31 pm

trystanthegypsy wrote:My guess is they were all sleeping on the road at dusk/night because the asphalt holds heat from the daytime... and the truck driver didn't see them in time.

Also, now I feel nauseous. and disgusted. and also very nauseous. excuse me while I go find a unicorn chaser..

Nauseated*

trystanthegypsy · Post by **trystanthegypsy** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:41 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:
trystanthegypsy wrote:My guess is they were all sleeping on the road at dusk/night because the asphalt holds heat from the daytime... and the truck driver didn't see them in time.

Also, now I feel nauseous. and disgusted. and also very nauseous. excuse me while I go find a unicorn chaser..
Nauseated*

EDIT: dammit you are right.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:53 pm

This is where you get your food from.
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That's why I'm so groggy this afternoon. That gyro was made from fainting goats.