ePlaya Fight Club

[1durphul]

The first rule of eplaya fight club is that you don't talk about eplaya.
The second rule of eplaya fight club is that you don't talk about eplaya. [chortles smugly at his own wit.]

The third rule: if someone says "plonk" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
The fourth rule: only two persons to a fight.
The fifth rule: One fight at a time.
The sixth rule: no shirtcocking.
The seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
The eight rule: If this is your first night at EPLAYA FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to post.

[ygmir]

you want some of this?

[1durphul]

Challenge accepted!

[ygmir]

so:
I have NFI what you are talking about or want..........

[1durphul]

don't play stupid with me mister

[ygmir]

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[1durphul]

You have won this time!

[littleflower]

The fourth rule: only two persons to a fight.
The fifth rule: One fight at a time.

these rules are stupid. only two people can fight at once??? what if someone goes on vacation?

can we at least have tag teams? and if someone spaces out, can someone else jump in if a certain amount of time has passed? can't we have more than one fight at one time? and please, please, please allow random comments!!!!

otherwise .... excellent!

[ygmir]

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[1durphul]

The fourth rule: only two persons to a fight.
The fifth rule: One fight at a time.

these rules are stupid. only two people can fight at once??? what if someone goes on vacation?

can we at least have tag teams? and if someone spaces out, can someone else jump in if a certain amount of time has passed? can't we have more than one fight at one time? and please, please, please allow random comments!!!!

otherwise .... excellent!

Okay fourth and fifth rule have been revised to

The Fourth Rule: one narrative per person to a fight.
The Fifth Rule: As many fights as you want at a time.

[Ranger Genius]

I suggest adding

The ninth rule: Persons caught violating the ninth rule will be drawn and quartered.

[littleflower]

I suggest adding

The ninth rule: Persons caught violating the ninth rule will be drawn and quartered.

you're supposed to hang 'em before you draw and quarter them.

[Ranger Genius]

Soft on crime! J'accuse!

[littleflower]

who you calling soft on crime? what bad thing did you do to-day? i bet you left the toilet seat up ....

forget the hanging AND the quartering ..... let's just do some drawing ....

but first, a vipping!

[1durphul]

I suggest adding

The ninth rule: Persons caught violating the ninth rule will be drawn and quartered.

Ninth rule accepted, and a new 10th rule:

The 10th Rule: Those who survive being quartered for rule nine violation my be nickled and dimed as well.

[Fire_Moose]

Plonk

[RingO'Fire]

The eleventh rule: Those who survive being nickled and dimed will be keel-hauled and have their booty plundered.

Fire Moose, assume the position!!

[theCryptofishist]

How could you forget the oldest rule in the book?
Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high will leave the board.