God is an idiot!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun May 30, 2010 5:37 pm

What say you?

After all, he made all in his own image.

This is not the "Politics thread".

Post what you like.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun May 30, 2010 5:40 pm

Oh and hey, lets all Google this topic.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun May 30, 2010 5:45 pm

gonna clarify this.......ALL GODS ARE IDIOTS.

I could care less what the fuck you worship.

YOU ARE A SUCKER.

What say you?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun May 30, 2010 5:47 pm

for those of you that believe in the Devil......

You are idiots too.

What say you?

be scared!

BM is the way.

I have said this since it's conception.

It's time for a new world.

WHAT SAY YOU?

I am a strong believer of BM and the BM way of life.

How about you?

Post by **Sham** » Sun May 30, 2010 8:25 pm

DVD B, remind me never to stand anywhere near you during a lightning storm.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun May 30, 2010 9:02 pm

Man created God in his own image so he wouldnt feel so guilty about the way he treats his fellow man.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun May 30, 2010 11:29 pm

Blasphemer!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon May 31, 2010 11:59 am

they must have some sense of humor

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon May 31, 2010 7:09 pm

God is an idiot!

Which makes me suspect he's in good company.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:16 pm

I try to BM at least once a day.

The concept of God/Gods is quite silly to me

But i have met many more idiots then i have Gods, and I doubt they could pull it off.

That says I.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:08 pm

Look! Santa Claus!

God is an IT.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:30 am

Isotopia wrote:
God is an idiot!
Which makes me suspect he's in good company.

Shambala wrote:DVD B, remind me never to stand anywhere near you during a lightning storm.

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And this is the company God keeps.

As far as I am concerned, he can do whatever, just as long as whatever life I go to after this one keeps me as far away from these idiots as possible.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:42 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:32 am

Would you please PRAY HARDER?
We're surrounded by godless hippies.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:39 pm

Another maddening GOD story!

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God can strike me whenever he/it likes.

He's still shit!

oh and unlike BMGIRL this girl was really RAPED!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:47 am

God damn God, or whatever he's calling Himself these days.

See, God? I put a smiley! Just kid -

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:58 pm

You're just now figuring this out?

Hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin? I'd go with cosmic muffin if I had to choose. But I don't.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:12 pm

But Jesus was one hell of a guy!

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:28 pm

And! Plus! Jesus died for our sins! HOOORAAAYY!

Although I have to wonder whose sins every other poor bastard is dying for. If it's such a big fuckin' deal for god's son WHO'S IN ON THE PLAN dies, it must be a tragedy for us poor schmoes who die without y'know, divine knowledge.

It wasn't even all that horrible a death. I mean he didn't get to drift off in a morphine haze, but I could probably find a few dozen more horrible stories on the internet in 30 seconds. Not to mention people that our government tortured to death.

Oh, sorry, where was I? YAY JESUS!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:49 pm

Can you tell me who made boobies?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:52 pm

It seems to me that if Jesus died for our sins, the very least we could do is commit some worthy of his sacrifice.

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:10 pm

What Doc said.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:12 am

I say, what did your god give you?

I say, how did your holy men act?

He said, "If the gods do evil, then they are not gods!" Plato

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:57 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition

You have been found guilty by the inquisition of heresy! Some say 2 million people died over the hundreds of years that the church had the power of life and dead. I can't believe people still pay money to these people, never mind the part about messing with the kids.

God murders himself, as man is god, and god is man. There is going to come a time when you can believe in the current view, or you can choose to believe in something else much more powerful. We need to put this God thing to bed on our small world, it's out of date, we know the truth. That is that religion in all it's forms is in the way of the human race, and it's future.

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:37 pm

Nice, lets all sing along to this.

KMFDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvo5Uh89qd8

Whatever you believe nobody cares
Whatever it is you think you know
don't give a God dam
Reality is bullshit
Reflection is a concept
Based on your own fucked up ideal

Don't call it part of your faith
Another way you justify hate

Voices shouting under water
Drown you out, steal your air
Blinded by their own illusion
Through a crooked looking glass

Army of theives
Blood on their hands
Lightning, fire and brimstone
They'll say whatever they can
Conspiracy theories, Arrogant trash
They prowl alone and trvel in packs

[Chorus]

Vocies shouting in the water
Drag you down, steal your air
Dissolut, Diabolic
Snake oil salesmen everywhere [x4]
People of the lie

Whatever you believe
Nobody cares
Idol worship, made of fantasy
don't push your deity on me

Reality is bullshit
Reflection is a concept
Based on your own fucked up ideal [x4]
People of the lie

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:06 pm

NIN Heresy lyrics

He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity
He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity
Your god is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion atrocities done in his name
Your god is dead and no one cares
Drowning in his own hypocrisy
And if there is a hell I'll see you there
Burning with your god in humility
Will you die for this?

God is an idiot!

God is an idiot!

Burn him!