I kind of think rangerLEO is a hired goon.

Ashta · Post by **Ashta** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:28 pm

Dearest rangerLEO,

Are you hired to roam these forums and make negative posts in an attempt to "bring down morale"?

If you hate Burning Man so much, what brings you to the forums?

Frig off, already!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:52 pm

Performance art? Freedom of speech? Poor communication skills? You can plonk any user. Just click the appropriate smiley face below their avatar.

You don't have to read all posts. Your morale is your own responsibility. Own it.

Edited to add: I'm a moderator, I have to read all this crap. I am not amused, but I know everyone has the right to post their opinions. Ramger LEO too. Second note: Personal attack threads are HEAVILY frowned upon. This skirts the line. Consider this post a scowl of disapproval.

Guess my vote.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:00 am

He's the MOLE!

I'm actually Larry Harvey, I post snarky negativity at will, in hopes that you will all stop coming to my event and leave it for the idiot raver girls and their self-taken roofies...

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:01 am

/chuckle

bm_cricket · Post by **bm_cricket** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:37 am

C.f.M. wrote:He's the MOLE!

I'm actually Larry Harvey, I post snarky negativity at will, in hopes that you will all stop coming to my event and leave it for the idiot raver girls and their self-taken roofies...

He's the spy, he was sent here to check on the mole. But who's the mole?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:43 am

bm_cricket wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:He's the MOLE!

I'm actually Larry Harvey, I post snarky negativity at will, in hopes that you will all stop coming to my event and leave it for the idiot raver girls and their self-taken roofies...
He's the spy, he was sent here to check on the mole. But who's the mole?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:50 am

Yes, you are all requested to help bring down morale. This is important to somebody, and you will be paid handsomely.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:42 am

I'm a Leo. Rawr.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:46 am

Sorry I'm a Gemini. Though I'm told I'm an odd Gemini but I don't keep up with astrology and barely know the signs and now almost nothing about where one ends and one begins. But I know some nices Leos.

rangerLEO · Post by **rangerLEO** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:23 pm

;-)

i'm actually a self-employed goon.

the LEO stands for 'law enforcement officer'. i'm one of those BRC rangers who secretly wishes to be a cop. you can see me on the playa embedded with teams of LEOs assisting them in the early morning hours raiding camps for anything illegal. i love joking and laughing with my cop friends every year. they're really fun guys, honest. you'd like them. oh sure, the burners we bust go to real-world jail, but what did they ever do for me?

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:42 pm

Raiding? Don't you have to have a warrant? That seems like a huge invasion of privacy to me and my luck you would arrive at my tent when I was in the middle of doing something to someone that is intimate. Though I doubt that I will be intimate with anyone on the Playa, I have horrible luck and that would totally be something that would happen if it did. LOL

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:32 pm

FaeTora wrote:Raiding? Don't you have to have a warrant? That seems like a huge invasion of privacy to me and my luck you would arrive at my tent when I was in the middle of doing something to someone that is intimate. Though I doubt that I will be intimate with anyone on the Playa, I have horrible luck and that would totally be something that would happen if it did. LOL

You will have no rights on the playa, FaeTora.

Dz · Post by Dz » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:57 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
FaeTora wrote:Raiding? Don't you have to have a warrant? That seems like a huge invasion of privacy to me and my luck you would arrive at my tent when I was in the middle of doing something to someone that is intimate. Though I doubt that I will be intimate with anyone on the Playa, I have horrible luck and that would totally be something that would happen if it did. LOL
You will have no rights on the playa, FaeTora.

Other than the right to be tent raided while being intimate

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:00 pm

LOL. That would so be my luck. But hey if need be, it won't be the first time I've done things in public.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:51 pm

FaeTora wrote:Raiding? Don't you have to have a warrant? That seems like a huge invasion of privacy to me and my luck you would arrive at my tent when I was in the middle of doing something to someone that is intimate. Though I doubt that I will be intimate with anyone on the Playa, I have horrible luck and that would totally be something that would happen if it did. LOL

& don't forget the " dirty campers ass ". I have no idea how people become clean enough for sex out there.. but that's just me.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:05 pm

I don't know. btw i know to spray my feet down with vinegar to clean them but for the rest of my body I know people have talked about wipes and Dr. Bronner Soap I believe its called (ironically its already the soap I use but I am not looking at the bottle at the moment). But would it also work to spray your body with a soapy water mixture and wipe off? I mean you won't really get a hair washing or thorough cleaning but at least you'll feel a little better. Right?

Token · Post by **Token** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:17 pm

Spend a weekend getting all ripen and unclean.

Fill a spray bottle with some soap water.

Spritz, spritz, scrub with a washcloth or few.

Fill a spray bottle with water for rinsing.

Spritz, spritz, rinse.

Decide if you are fresh enough.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:42 pm

Kinda wish I could but two days off in a row is rare in my line of work and I deal with the public stink and dirt won't work. LMAO. But my bosses face would be wonderfully amusing.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:04 am

De-o-der-ent

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:00 am

Boijoy wrote:
FaeTora wrote:Raiding? Don't you have to have a warrant? That seems like a huge invasion of privacy to me and my luck you would arrive at my tent when I was in the middle of doing something to someone that is intimate. Though I doubt that I will be intimate with anyone on the Playa, I have horrible luck and that would totally be something that would happen if it did. LOL
& don't forget the " dirty campers ass ". I have no idea how people become clean enough for sex out there.. but that's just me.

You don't have to do downtown if you don't want to.

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:09 pm

One word: HUMAN CARCASS WASH! (ok...3 words)

AKAparttime · Post by **AKAparttime** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:22 pm

It is recommended that silk be worn under cotton to avoid blisters.
Is what I think.

Mojori · Post by **Mojori** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:09 pm

Boijoy wrote:& don't forget the " dirty campers ass ". I have no idea how people become clean enough for sex out there.. but that's just me.

Think disinfectant wet wipes. They get you lip smacking squeaky clean where it counts. (Eewwww? I'm sorry.)

But seriously, they get you MORE than clean enough for the sexy time -- or more commonly, for those times after using a porta potty when the disinfectant hand dispenser is empty.

I bring a lot of Walgreen's most admirable "Thick Moist Wipes." They're cheap and effective. Yes each wipe is individually wrapped in its own little waterproof foil envelope which creates a lot more trash than a bunch of wet wipes in one big plastic container, but the little envelopes are so convenient. Just pop a bunch in your backpack or pocket when you go out and about and you're good to go.

Other than their general disinfecting and deodorizing value, those Thick Moist wipes are also great for toweling off one's face, ears and hair (if short) each morning. They get you SO nice and clean.

Just be sure to have your little trash bag right there so no MOOP gets created.

I kind of think rangerLEO is a hired goon.

is rangerLEO a Law Enforcement Officer?

I kind of think rangerLEO is a hired goon.