BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:17 pm

http://www.pubclub.com/music/burningman.htm

Worst. Write-up. EVER.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:03 pm

hilarious...

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:14 pm

Not hilarious. Stupid and how many of those women agreed to be on that stupid review?

The booze is free... revolves around sex and porn? Who the fuck is this dimwit?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:16 pm

Horny bikini clad women all come to the desert just for him, apparently.

"It's all glitter and body paint... nobody wears cloths!"

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:36 pm

let me clarify that...hilariously stupid!

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:38 pm

Yeah. I just noticed it is a year old. Still, I'm sorely tempted to post a nekkid pic of myself. He'd never return.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:45 pm

lol i hear ya

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:54 pm

lucky420 wrote:lol i hear ya

Good thing you haven't seen me!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:43 pm

We won't hold it against ya if ya wanna toss that pic up here.

Kiro · Post by **Kiro** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:55 pm

AntiM wrote:Yeah. I just noticed it is a year old. Still, I'm sorely tempted to post a nekkid pic of myself. He'd never return.

Voting for this.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:57 pm

*stands behing OED, raising hands.......anticipating...........*

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:14 pm

I started to read it then realized I was more interested in seing AntiM post a naked picture than reading this... person's (grins teeth)... opinion of what BM is.

So AntiM.... we are waiting.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:03 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:We won't hold it against ya if ya wanna toss that pic up here.

You promise? I don't want you holding anything up against me. Euw.

My friends on Tribe have seen the picture. It wasn't even at Burning Man, it was at Utah Winter Solstice SunBurn.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:18 pm

We're your friends. Can we see too?

:shock:

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:25 pm

Shambala wrote:We're your friends. Can we see too? :shock:

Nope!

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:29 pm

but but but... yes ma'am

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:56 pm

We need to give thanks to people like the writer as they serve as a poignant reminder of the gratitude some of us can feel in the knowing that we're not like them.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:22 pm

Isotopia wrote:We need to give thanks to people like the writer as they serve as a poignant reminder of the gratitude some of us can feel in the knowing that we're not like them.

Ah-men!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:26 pm

But...what if we are like him ?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:34 pm

If you like to dance, if you like to party, if you like the best looking 40,000 people on the planet having fun all night long, donâ€™t miss Burningman.

i am just happy to be one of the 40,000 best looking people on the planet! yay!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:12 am

Anything that keeps the idiots at the loud camps makes me happy.

They may be right about the strippers.
People often ask me about nude pictures.
It's always women.
The last couple really interested in the burn, turns out she dances.
She really wanted to see pictures.
Seems like a busman's holiday for her.
I will say, best looking dancer I ever met or heard of.

Someone posted something about someone wanting pictures from burning man for porno (they thought).
If anyone thinks people walking around naked is pornographic, you may not be aware of the current internet.
Just google something.

Might be erotic for women maybe?

I find I really like seeing naked people walking around.
Doesn't matter if they're pretty or not, or men or women.
It is just relaxing somehow.

Smiling is more erotic than nudity anyway.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:18 am

gyre wrote: They may be right about the strippers.
People often ask me about nude pictures.
It's always women.
The last couple really interested in the burn, turns out she dances.
She really wanted to see pictures.
Seems like a busman's holiday for her.
I will say, best looking dancer I ever met or heard of.

Last year I met a group of strippers and they were really obnoxious. The girls were beautiful but two of the four kept on treating me like I was one of the men at the club. I kept on having to tell them "I'm gay, your boobies and vah-jay-jay have no special power over me." It was really weird the level of "you're insignificant" they were throwing off at me.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:27 am

1durphul wrote:
gyre wrote: They may be right about the strippers.
People often ask me about nude pictures.
It's always women.
The last couple really interested in the burn, turns out she dances.
She really wanted to see pictures.
Seems like a busman's holiday for her.
I will say, best looking dancer I ever met or heard of.

Last year I met a group of strippers and they were really obnoxious. The girls were beautiful but two of the four kept on treating me like I was one of the men at the club. I kept on having to tell them "I'm gay, your boobies and vah-jay-jay have no special power over me." It was really weird the level of "you're insignificant" they were throwing off at me.

Gravity and age will humble those arogant bitches very soon. It always does!

MistressSybs · Post by **MistressSybs** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:39 am

Shambala wrote:
1durphul wrote:
gyre wrote: They may be right about the strippers.
People often ask me about nude pictures.
It's always women.
The last couple really interested in the burn, turns out she dances.
She really wanted to see pictures.
Seems like a busman's holiday for her.
I will say, best looking dancer I ever met or heard of.

Last year I met a group of strippers and they were really obnoxious. The girls were beautiful but two of the four kept on treating me like I was one of the men at the club. I kept on having to tell them "I'm gay, your boobies and vah-jay-jay have no special power over me." It was really weird the level of "you're insignificant" they were throwing off at me.
Gravity and age will humble those arogant bitches very soon. It always does!

Well most often you can take the stripper off the pole, but not the pole outta the stripper... is that how that goes? LOL

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:09 am

MistressSybs wrote: Well most often you can take the stripper off the pole, but not the pole outta the stripper... is that how that goes? LOL

I've only been to a strip club once and that was because my best friend was getting married and I was the one throwing his bachelor party. We went to Michel Brothers in SF (notorious strip club) and apparently I did a good job (all the guys present said they saw more pussy that day than they'd seen in their entire life up until that point, and these were men in their late 20s and 30s.)

Anyway, in between "shows' while the women were walking around looking for private dance suckers, one of them came up to me and tried to get me to buy and I told her "I'm gay, just here for my friends bachelor party." And she kept on trying to use her magical stripper powers to try to get me to buy a private dance. I was like "really, seriously, you're a beautiful woman, but I have no interest sorry." She got huffy, said something rude and derogatory about my manhood and stormed away.

I've met few strippers who weren't highly sexist in their view of men as walking cash machines. That is their job of course, but it is sad when it permeates so deeply that they can't even be nice when the person has no interest in paying them.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:24 am

Well, they ARE working...S'pose she shoulda just been like "Enjoy yer cosmo"