Pick Up Lines

Ronette · Post by **Ronette** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 8:26 am

Plain Lame!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Lol! do they really work??? get back to me!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 8:39 am

They've never worked for me...

Actually, now that I think of it, the only thing that has worked for me is whimpering and begging... yeow!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 8:48 am

Why is it that English humor just doesn't translate?

Those were fucking horribly bad.

Still, I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall watching you use those shite lines with 90% of the women who come to the event.

You'd be crashing and burnin'

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:07 am

"I must be in Memphis, 'cause you're the only Ten-Ah-See."

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

-from a commercial

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:20 am

i actually over heard this one in a cheesy bar in denver....

"wanna do some coke and fuck"?

i didn't notice the black eye part if it happened.
-b

zzberlin · Post by **zzberlin** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:48 am

> "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

This one gets very high marks for candor!!!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:41 am

"Hey, y'know- it looks like you have a little Italian in you. Would you like that to happen again <eyebrow wiggle>?"

BTW- doesn't work in case you're wondering

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:58 am

Ronette wrote:Can I flirt with you?

Ya know, if someone asked me that, I just might say yes....

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:02 am

Here in Michigan we don't USE pickup lines.....interested women put quarters on your pool table. (How I met my wife!)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:41 am

how about this one

Single man seeking female partner for Burning Man trip (Aug 30 to Sep 6). No limits on age, race, etc. – just cannot resist beautiful women. Candidates should be comfortable with public nudity. An appetite for the Swinging life style is preferred but not required. Facilities include air conditioned camper, electric golf cart and plenty of chilled Chardonnay. Ticket, transportation and all expenses prepaid.

just askin

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:20 pm

stuart wrote:how about this one

Single man seeking female partner for Burning Man trip (Aug 30 to Sep 6). No limits on age, race, etc. – just cannot resist beautiful women. Candidates should be comfortable with public nudity. An appetite for the Swinging life style is preferred but not required. Facilities include air conditioned camper, electric golf cart and plenty of chilled Chardonnay. Ticket, transportation and all expenses prepaid.

just askin

a technique, but not the school solution.

the line that worked for me once, and that was all that mattered...

"are we going to have sex?"

asked after serving a frozen pizza and showing her burningman.com among other websites...

to be continued.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:02 pm

"Would it inconvenience you in any way if I were to do sex at you for a minute?"

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:16 pm

Or..."I know you don't remember me, but we were lovers in a past life and we have some unfinished business..." :twisted:

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:25 pm

Sorry... forgot to turn on the smiley...

PurplMyst · Post by **PurplMyst** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:05 pm

"I'm terribly sorry, but I forgot what time we were supposed to have lunch tomorrow."

He got points for originality, but all it got him was a giggle.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:04 pm

"Your father is a THIEF! He stole the stars from the heavens to put in your eyes..."

Didn't get him into my panties, but it was poetic at least.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:42 pm

I have some tickets to burning man

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:01 pm

A women friend told me that she hooked up with a guy at BM '02 when she was wandering around at about 3 in the morning on Tuesday wearing only a thermal top and pj bottoms. She meandered up to the post office and the first thing the guy said to her was 'nice tits'. Sometimes gutsy will get you somewhere.

The worst line I have had related to me was at Spring PDF. A women told me that some guy said to her "You've got great tits for someone your age." Addendum, she had great tits period; I know 20 somethings that would kill for boobs like that. Oh, she's about 36-37.

I'll throw in the worst compliment I have ever gotten. This from a mostly naked girl sitting on my lap. "I wish my father was half as cool as you."

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:30 pm

One of the times I was flunking out of college, while at a party I heard one of the guys talking about having gone to a frat party where everyone was issued one of those "Hello, my name is:" stickers. He had filled his out as follows:

"Hello my name is:
Unimportant. Let's fuck!"

He said he was almost used to getting slapped by the time he left....

baramiah · Post by **baramiah** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:52 pm

if i told you that you had a fine body would you hold it against me

are you tierd? cause you have been running through my mind all day

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

is that a ..... in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.

those pants are tight, how do you get into them?

do you remember crayola crans as a child/ i always had this favorite color.... what was it?............. ohj yeah, blizzard blue i always liked that color and never knew why untill just now its the same color as your eyes.

and for any fans of Friends curtiousy of Joey "how you doing?"

Ronette · Post by **Ronette** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:19 am

lol thanx for replying!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:55 am

Isotopia wrote:Why is it that English humor just doesn't translate?

Those were fucking horribly bad.

Still, I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall watching you use those shite lines with 90% of the women who come to the event.

You'd be crashing and burnin'

I could be wrong but Ronette seems like a girl that has had these lines used on her.

Am I wrong?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:05 am

"Hey... Do you live around here often?..."

baramiah · Post by **baramiah** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:31 am

was your father a meat burgler? cause it looks like someone stold two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

baramiah · Post by **baramiah** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:35 am

if you were yougert would you be fruit at the bottom, or stirred?

http://www.funnygreetings.com/pickup.htm

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:04 am

Silver 2 wrote:

I'll throw in the worst compliment I have ever gotten. This from a mostly naked girl sitting on my lap. "I wish my father was half as cool as you."

Yeah, I hate that one, too... but the mostly-naked-girl part I could put up with...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:33 pm

"This is a leave-no-trace event."

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:52 pm

so, girls, what lines have worked on you? Or, what lines did you dig.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:53 pm

It was something like
"come into my office little girl."

And I'm marrying him.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:02 pm

"Come on up to my cubicle..." doesn't seem to have the same panache.

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