Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?

[theCryptofishist]

My 100% honest and helpful response: Don't Go!

I think that going would be the perfect cure for this boy and his girl friend.
I have seen such a strange view of nudity from younger people. At the gym that I go to, all the under 25 people change under a towel. (not just in front of me, but anyone) They can wrap it around their waist and and do a complete change and then remove the towel. Some serious hang-ups going on here. I recall swimming nude as a teenager with both male and female friends present.

Are these those famous kids whose ideas of sex are from porn and not reality? Could be the same phenom.

[Jmeier]

This is a total A+ thread..

[FaeTora]

In some ways I have to agree. Even AntiM snarked before the page turned. I know I haven't been on here a very long time, but thats a first I've seen.

[oldsoul]

I don't know that the attitude that attractive people have more worth than unattractive people is exclusive to the 20somethings out there. In fact, I find that I notice attractive folks, clothed or no, receiving special treatment at Burning Man far more often than I see it in my everyday life. I've long joked with my campmates that a cute pair of tits is your ticket to a front row seat for almost any show there. At least where straight males are involved, anyways.

I don't mean to imply that if you're not perfect that the event is not the place for you, or that you won't feel included, or whatever. Just something I've noticed happening that's developed into a pet peeve of mine about the burn.

[ygmir]

I don't know that the attitude that attractive people have more worth than unattractive people is exclusive to the 20somethings out there. In fact, I find that I notice attractive folks, clothed or no, receiving special treatment at Burning Man far more often than I see it in my everyday life. I've long joked with my campmates that a cute pair of tits is your ticket to a front row seat for almost any show there. At least where straight males are involved, anyways.

I don't mean to imply that if you're not perfect that the event is not the place for you, or that you won't feel included, or whatever. Just something I've noticed happening that's developed into a pet peeve of mine about the burn.

I'm with ya there.
Ever tried getting on one of the bigger "party cars"? won't happen if your a middle aged male........

[AntiM]

In some ways I have to agree. Even AntiM snarked before the page turned. I know I haven't been on here a very long time, but thats a first I've seen.

Oh, you should see the replies I create and never post. And the snark was in with a real reply.

[AntiM]

I don't know that the attitude that attractive people have more worth than unattractive people is exclusive to the 20somethings out there. In fact, I find that I notice attractive folks, clothed or no, receiving special treatment at Burning Man far more often than I see it in my everyday life. I've long joked with my campmates that a cute pair of tits is your ticket to a front row seat for almost any show there. At least where straight males are involved, anyways.

I don't mean to imply that if you're not perfect that the event is not the place for you, or that you won't feel included, or whatever. Just something I've noticed happening that's developed into a pet peeve of mine about the burn.

I'm with ya there.
Ever tried getting on one of the bigger "party cars"? won't happen if your a middle aged male........

Someone at Alien Love Nest was mean enough to me one year to make me cry. A female, and not particularly cute or skinny herself. Just drunk enough to be cruel.

Their cute tits eventually sag, and the gals find themselves at the back of the line. This is when they fall prey to Botox, Spanx, Jenny Craig, and Swift Lifts. Sad, huh? As I secretly wish I had enough money to rid my throat and face of my wattle and jowls. Silly, silly women.

[goathead]

I don't know that the attitude that attractive people have more worth than unattractive people is exclusive to the 20somethings out there. In fact, I find that I notice attractive folks, clothed or no, receiving special treatment at Burning Man far more often than I see it in my everyday life. I've long joked with my campmates that a cute pair of tits is your ticket to a front row seat for almost any show there. At least where straight males are involved, anyways.

I don't mean to imply that if you're not perfect that the event is not the place for you, or that you won't feel included, or whatever. Just something I've noticed happening that's developed into a pet peeve of mine about the burn.

I'm with ya there.
Ever tried getting on one of the bigger "party cars"? won't happen if your a middle aged male........

that is why you have to wait to be kidnapped.
play hard to get....

[FIGJAM]

Those are the metals of honour for a life fully lived. Please celibrate them antim!!!!!!!!

[goathead]

could be they are just SCARED of what the future might have in store for them....

[ygmir]

I don't know that the attitude that attractive people have more worth than unattractive people is exclusive to the 20somethings out there. In fact, I find that I notice attractive folks, clothed or no, receiving special treatment at Burning Man far more often than I see it in my everyday life. I've long joked with my campmates that a cute pair of tits is your ticket to a front row seat for almost any show there. At least where straight males are involved, anyways.

I don't mean to imply that if you're not perfect that the event is not the place for you, or that you won't feel included, or whatever. Just something I've noticed happening that's developed into a pet peeve of mine about the burn.

I'm with ya there.
Ever tried getting on one of the bigger "party cars"? won't happen if your a middle aged male........

that is why you have to wait to be kidnapped.
play hard to get....

ooh, good call GH:

them:
"please, flabby old guy with no hair, except on his back, come play with us"

me;
"no, young shapely, brazillian nude hotties, I won't and you can't make me"

I bet they'll beg...........

or, they'll find my dried out corpse, still waiting

[Fire_Moose]

My concern with being naked is being naked and still meeting people. How can i be naked and walk up to someone and start a conversation without it being "Hey hey check it out, COCK!"

[Sham]

My concern with being naked is being naked and still meeting people. How can i be naked and walk up to someone and start a conversation without it being "Hey hey check it out, COCK!"

Well Fire Moose, sometimes it's so spectacular that it IS the conversation starter!
WOW, would ya look at that thing!!!

[oldsoul]

My concern with being naked is being naked and still meeting people. How can i be naked and walk up to someone and start a conversation without it being "Hey hey check it out, COCK!"

Ha, my first year a friend and I were stopped by a very kind and soft spoken older gentleman who wanted to take a picture with us because we were "such tall and strong young lads, with such pretty eyes." He was totally nude with an enormous half chubbed cock. I guess that's one case of nudity on the playa where I wish the guy just would have worn some pants, or a sock, or put a book over it or something.

[Kinetik V]

My concern with being naked is being naked and still meeting people. How can i be naked and walk up to someone and start a conversation without it being "Hey hey check it out, COCK!"

Well Fire Moose, sometimes it's so spectacular that it IS the conversation starter!
WOW, would ya look at that thing!!!

OMG, I was sitting here eating breakfast...emphasis on was. Laughing and food do not mix. Where's those laptop wipes again?

And yeah the art cars seemed to be populated by age discriminating snobs. The only art cars that have been worth a shit iIMHO was Playa Air and Captain Goddammit's awesome yacht. Many of the others have been less than pleasant experiences. Public transportation? Yeah, right.

[FaeTora]

We should just have a box of them stickied to the board.

[Fire_Moose]

box of what?


Sticky boxes? Those are never good.

[FaeTora]

of wet wipes for the ones who eat and laugh and end up spitting on their keyboards and persumably themselves as well.

[LostinReno]

::passes around fresh box of wet wipes::

I haven't had my oatmeal yet, I better save a couple!

[FaeTora]

For sharing I have something for you.



Enjoy. With West Naps.

[ygmir]

is that breakfast, or, body rub?

[FaeTora]

Gawd if I know. I never likes Oatmeal and with Celiacs I can't have it. What a shame.

[Bling]

Gawd if I know. I never likes Oatmeal and with Celiacs I can't have it. What a shame.

So, what do you bring to eat on the Playa?

[FaeTora]

Precooked vac-sealed meals. I have a menu list for my crew to go through and make final decisions since we decided that I would cook all the meals and all would be Gluten-free. I have a lot of William S. books with vegatarian recipes including a really good sweet potato hashbrown dish.

[Sham]

could be they are just SCARED of what the future might have in store for them....

What they need to understand is that fat, saggy old people are just young people who had the good fortune of not dying.

[gyre]

http://www.beautifulpeople.com/index/en
http://www.beautifulpeople.com/about


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[dr.placebo]

This whole thread leads me to speculate about evolutionary pressure to be beautiful. If only the attractive people get to mate, then why are we not all attractive?

Then there is the discarding of traits that are no longer useful, like blind cave animals. If being attractive is so much more important than being smart or kind or honest, then why are we not all stupid, lying, mean, but clearly beautiful?

Becoming older is something for some to fear, I suppose, and therefore be in denial. No wonder they don't want to look. Although my face shows my age more than my butt, so maybe I should wear a mask and be otherwise naked?

Inquiring minds want to know. Beautiful skin doesn't care.

[LostinReno]

For sharing I have something for you.



Enjoy. With West Naps.

Yummm, I wish I had some blueberries, just the good old stuff from the Quaker box. I have to eat all this oatmeal so I can get the cholestrol down for all the bacon I'm going to eat at the end of August!

Back on to the topic. One of the best BM pictures I think I've ever seen was from 2008 (I think) It was a father & son. I'd guess that dad was probably in his late 40's/early 50's with the typical 40's saggy parts those of us in that age group are experiencing, son was in his early 20's, both were walking around nude, with the exception of signs around thier necks that said "Before" and "After"

[lucky420]

fuck that was funny, thank you

[FIGJAM]

I dont have to think about any of this as I am a 56 year old adonis, or is it anannus? I can never remember which.