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Post by lucky420 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:56 am

Token, hey now Nevada is not all that conservative. Yeah there is our share of rednecks but we also have; legal prostitution, gambling, very liberal divorce laws, mmj, and 24 hr towns...[/quote]

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Post by lucky420 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:57 am

Token, hey now Nevada is not all that conservative. Yeah there is our share of rednecks but we also have; legal prostitution, gambling, very liberal divorce laws, mmj, and 24 hr towns...

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Post by LostinReno » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:48 pm

lucky420 wrote:Token, hey now Nevada is not all that conservative. Yeah there is our share of rednecks but we also have; legal prostitution, gambling, very liberal divorce laws, mmj, and 24 hr towns...
Pffft! Nevada...conservative?? Our drug/DUI laws are about the only thing that's super conservative. You learn to adapt...and blame Las Vegas :wink:....
cause that's where all the old and unattractive people live...unless you're made of silicone....Oh wait..umm..nevermind...I'm just digging that hole deeper. :twisted:

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Post by MistressSybs » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:54 pm

;-)

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Post by lucky420 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:04 pm

tis true. Vegas=snowbirds or barbies

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Post by kingtom » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:31 am

I have been thinking about doing the naked bike ride.I think I look okay with out clothing, but I'm not sure is there some place in BRC I could go to get inspected and a certification sticker? I wonder what my cat thinks?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:52 am

Hey, at one point you get your haunch stamped with "US Grade A." I don't know of any more inspected than that.
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Post by Kinetik V » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:59 am

LostinReno wrote: Pffft! Nevada...conservative?? Our drug/DUI laws are about the only thing that's super conservative. You learn to adapt...and blame Las Vegas :wink:....
cause that's where all the old and unattractive people live...unless you're made of silicone....Oh wait..umm..nevermind...I'm just digging that hole deeper. :twisted:
I was on the strip in front of the Bellagio last night at 10 pm and while I saw the old and unattractive, I saw a full cross section of humanity including some very beautiful people. It's easy to paint Vegas with a big stereotype brush. But...until you're here and you walk the strip and experience it...it's kinda like Burning Man you gotta participate to understand. Otherwise you just won't get it.

As for their drug laws, they are a little...shall we say behind the curve? But considering all that they do allow it's not that bad of a place to be.
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Post by dragonpilot » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:33 pm

kingtom wrote:I have been thinking about doing the naked bike ride.I think I look okay with out clothing, but I'm not sure is there some place in BRC I could go to get inspected and a certification sticker? I wonder what my cat thinks?
Trust me, there is always gonna be someone worse looking than you on that bike ride...go for it! (Be sure to cover the bike seat)
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Post by PrincessPurf » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:50 pm

i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
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Post by Boijoy » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:57 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
:roll: the closer you get to the Burn the more "Huggy Love Fest Hippies" you get in here.. besides this is "E" playa, it's different. Plus by now.. I'm thinking the OP is a sock.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:05 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
Never confuse The Playa with eplaya. Totally different places. This is the internet, even a Burning Man site will get internet behavior. Half of it is performance art anyway. The playa is the real deal, and even there, you will get all types.

No expectations is a good way to approach people here and there.

Pssst, Boijoi, the OP is her BF I think. They're cute, yes?

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:05 pm

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PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
:roll: the closer you get to the Burn the more "Huggy Love Fest Hippies" you get in here.. besides this is "E" playa, it's different. Plus by now.. I'm thinking the OP is a sock.
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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:10 pm

AntiM wrote:
PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
Never confuse The Playa with eplaya. Totally different places. This is the internet, even a Burning Man site will get internet behavior. Half of it is performance art anyway. The playa is the real deal, and even there, you will get all types.

No expectations is a good way to approach people here and there.

Pssst, Boijoi, the OP is her BF I think. They're cute, yes?
We wont know till we see them naked. :shock:
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Post by Boijoy » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:15 pm

AntiM wrote:
PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.


However we will be there and we will be naked =D
Never confuse The Playa with eplaya. Totally different places. This is the internet, even a Burning Man site will get internet behavior. Half of it is performance art anyway. The playa is the real deal, and even there, you will get all types.

No expectations is a good way to approach people here and there.

Pssst, Boijoi, the OP is her BF I think. They're cute, yes?
that would make sense.. yes. they are special. :)
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Post by dr.placebo » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:16 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:i have to say i am supremely surprised by all the rude replys.. i remember reading something on the burning man survival guide about respect in the playa.

However we will be there and we will be naked =D
Whether or not the originator is real, the first post in this discussion claimed that "when I think of everyone only 10% (if that) of people are attractive..."

That's pretty rude, in my opinion, although it may represent a heartfelt opinion (or fear, or clumsy attempt at humor) by the originator. In any case, very few people on the playa will care at all about what is posted on ePlaya, where snark is not just an art form, it's a whole reason to live.

The playa is something else.

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Post by Casanova » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:13 pm

Hey everyone did you miss me =) ..

So i wish i could reply to all of your post invidually, but I have been out of town and have been reading replys for the past hour and am still not done reading..

I can tell who is attractive and who isn't by the way you resposnded toward me.. I was just asking a question, so thanks for all the responses.

Thanks for the people who understood where I was comming from and actually responded in a reasonable manner..

& For the rude remarks.. i enjoy having a perfect body, k thanks 8)


b.t.w. my girlfriend is now urging us to go naked, so you might be in luck

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Post by Casanova » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:21 pm

but really.. I have an open mind, and am sorry if I offended anyone .. i am just really scared to see balls and tits hanging down to the floor, i don't think I can handle that all week long :oops: , maybe when I'm old (no offense) i will accept it more, but come on now, didn't u think like me at my age (22)

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Post by gyre » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:29 pm

If it makes you feel any better, you guys probably aren't nearly as cute as you think you are.

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Post by Sham » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:30 pm

Hey kid, welcome back. You started a great discussion here. Let us know when you and your gf will be naked--we all want to judge your acuracy of a perfect body. By the way, we all had young, hard bodies back when we were your age. Put 5 or 10 birthdays behind you and you too can have some 20 year old kid judging the cottage cheese-looking fat on your ass cheeks. Gravity is a fun thing!
In any event, I hope you make it out to the naked bike ride that is taking place on Wednesday. We'll look for you there!

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Post by Casanova » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:36 pm

Shambala wrote:Hey kid, welcome back. You started a great discussion here. Let us know when you and your gf will be naked--we all want to judge your acuracy of a perfect body. By the way, we all had young, hard bodies back when we were your age. Put 5 or 10 birthdays behind you and you too can have some 20 year old kid judging the cottage cheese-looking fat on your ass cheeks. Gravity is a fun thing!
In any event, I hope you make it out to the naked bike ride that is taking place on Wednesday. We'll look for you there!
I guess.. get ur score cards ready, lol..
I'll have a sign above me that says Casanova with an arrow pointing at me, for all of you 2 say hi to me =)

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Post by David M » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:41 pm

I am speechless.

Stay home. Burning man isn't for you.

You live in orange county, right? Disneyland is closer, go there.

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Post by Casanova » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:46 pm

David M wrote:I am speechless.

Stay home. Burning man isn't for you.

You live in orange county, right? Disneyland is closer, go there.
Then why is there a HAWT camp?

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Post by Sham » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:47 pm

I've taken you for face value all along here. If this is truly a fear of yours, then I hope you get to address it head on. Maybe some older couple who is stark naked will engage you in a conversation, or possibly help you and your girlfriend out of a bind. You may not even notice this nice lady's tits hanging to her knees, or his tits hanging halfway to his knees. It's all part of growing up, and this may be the perfect place for you and your gf to do it.
By some strange twist, I hope I get to meet you two! :D

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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:49 pm

I see an opportunity for growth here. :wink:

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Post by David M » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:08 pm

[quote="AntiM"]I see an opportunity for growth here. :wink:[/quote]

Maybe. I just think if he is this concerned about nudity maybe burning man isn't for him. He shouldn't waste his time and money.

Naked, old, "unattractive" people will be there. Things will hang low. He cannot avoid seeing them.

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Post by ygmir » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:14 pm

maybe they should post nude pics of themselves here...........
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Post by Eric » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:20 pm

AntiM wrote:I see an opportunity for growth here. :wink:
Let us hope. Either Casanova & PrincessPurf are going to discover they're not as disgusted by aging (as unnatural as it may seem to someone from the OC) as they think, or they're going wear blinders & hate the event.

If I can deal with all the shaved cootchie I see out there, they should be able to deal with sags.
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Post by gyre » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:32 pm

Yeah, the pre-tween hairstyle doesn't suit everyone, does it?


And perfection?
Where?
At a few california malls?

I have a friend that made some vogue covers, among other things.
Done by seventeen.
All downhill after that, and some people really look critically.

That cute because you're young thing is already dying off at 22.
Not that perfection is really needed.

My friend would have been attractive without the body that wowed Paris.
How about you?

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:40 pm

I think a point worth mentioning is that with all that will be going on out there you may not notice the nudity unless you look for it. There will be so many dazzleing sites, it may go unoticed. Japaness say "nudity is often seen, but seldem noticed".
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