are you allowed pot bellies on the playa?

red arrow · Post by **red arrow** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:11 am

thanks for all the helpful info guys, you have been more than a fellow burner could ever ask for

chris2010 · Post by **chris2010** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:50 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:
Casanova wrote:NO POT BELLIES!!!
... I can't even end that with the requisite "grasshopper." ...

Here I have "grasshopper"!

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:37 am

or grass hopper.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:56 pm

Actually, pot bellies are not allowed on the playa. Their paws get torn up by the alkali dust and too many people didn't clean up after them, which violates leave no trace. Some pot bellies belonging to some volenteers have been grandfathered, so you might see them.

Mojori · Post by **Mojori** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Elliot wrote: Provided you are female, because I am a straight male.

Can women have pot bellies? . . . Or do they get pot hips?

Hey, pot bellies, pot hips, BIFs (butt in front), BIBS (breasts in back), AOAs (ass on ankles) and FOFAs (flaps on fore arms) are all good.

Come one come all!!!

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:16 pm

chris2010 wrote:
Clar-i-ty wrote:
Casanova wrote:NO POT BELLIES!!!
... I can't even end that with the requisite "grasshopper." ...
Here I have "grasshopper"!

That's a pretty worldly grasshopper you have there.

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:19 pm

Mojori wrote:
Elliot wrote: Provided you are female, because I am a straight male.

Can women have pot bellies? . . . Or do they get pot hips?

Hey, pot bellies, pot hips, BIFs (butt in front), BIBS (breasts in back), AOAs (ass on ankles) and FOFAs (flaps on fore arms) are all good.

Come one come all!!!

don't forget the "boody-do and boobies-do" That's when your belly sicks out more than your boody do or your boobies do.

Optic · Post by **Optic** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:59 pm

Just make sure none of the LEOs see your pot belly. They're there to crack down on anything pot-related

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:06 pm

Mines probably from drinking lotsa milk with everything I ate, as a child and teenager.

Now its probably from not excercing and beer and ice cream and deep fried hot dogs and from sittin on my ass, like Elliot, driving semis for 20+ years.
Wish I did'nt have it but I do
Casanova, larva, pupa, whatever your skinny ass name is, wait til you get in your 50s

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:36 pm

Pot bellies are not required...burn barrels are already provided.

(Get it?...pot bellied stoves...burn barrels...heh!) *rimshot*

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:32 am

Fuck a bunch of pot bellies...stupid-ass stoners.

Beer guts are where it's AT.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:34 am

dragonpilot wrote:Pot bellies are not required...burn barrels are already provided.

(Get it?...pot bellied stoves...burn barrels...heh!) *rimshot*

oh, you velly funny fo roun eye devil...........

shot = job?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:41 am

I forwent the pot belly procedure and opted for the Wok Belly...nice and smooth and you can flip stuff with it pretty easy.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:13 am

Sheesh, I guess we have a bunch of image-conscious types in here. When I read the thread title I was thinking they meant pot belly pigs. Boy was I wrong (big shock there).

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:17 am

i have a pot belly pig-her name is Whole lotta Rosie. Her brother Pig Newton died this June. RIP Newnie...

kman · Post by **kman** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:57 pm

lucky420 wrote:i have a pot belly pig-her name is Whole lotta Rosie. Her brother Pig Newton died this June. RIP Newnie...

Condolences. Hope he was delicious!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:34 pm

lol...

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:10 pm

Kinetic V wrote:Sheesh, I guess we have a bunch of image-conscious types in here.

In reallity it seems that Casanova, larva, pupa, whatever his skinny ass name is, is self-conscious about something. Evidently he thinks of himself as a pretty burner and it's all about him. Maybe he's 6'2", 195lbs, tanned, muscular etc.
But... maybe he has an ear growing out his forehead and it bothers him

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:12 pm

I wonder if he can do anything truely productive.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:30 am

Delicious grasshopper.

Though I prefer a Dirty Girl Scout.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:37 am

It looks good, but if not for gin and tonics, then I used go to something a little sweeter: A Southern Belle.

But none for me anymore.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:39 am

no drinking, or no "southern Belles"?..........

just wonderin'.............

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:41 am

I am definitely not a non-drinking Southern Belle.

If I want sweet I go for tequila, ha!

Or red-headed sluts.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:56 am

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:56 am

I can't have southern belles anymore. At least not the drink because it contains barely (a product with gluten). But oh I do drink.

I'm an odd mix of yankee and Southern Belle. I was raised in the south by people from Upstate New York. Regardless I try to be a gentleman at all times and a southern belle when I speak to someone I detest.

C.F.M. - I've never been a sweet drink kinda girl. I like things straight up. Patron shots, Gin and Tonics, etc. or wine. I love wine.

Almost as pretty as a lady.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:03 am

FaeTora wrote:I can't have southern belles anymore. At least not the drink because it contains barely (a product with gluten). But oh I do drink.

I'm an odd mix of yankee and Southern Belle. I was raised in the south by people from Upstate New York. Regardless I try to be a gentleman at all times and a southern belle when I speak to someone I detest.

C.F.M. - I've never been a sweet drink kinda girl. I like things straight up. Patron shots, Gin and Tonics, etc. or wine. I love wine.

Almost as pretty as a lady.

I'm GF. Is it the whiskey/bourbon you're referring to?

"All distilled alcohols are gluten-free."

Or are they? Many celiac's can't do tequila, either, unless it's 100% agave.

http://www.triumphdining.com/blog/gluten-free-alcohol/

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:15 am

Most dark liquors like Whiskey, Brandy, Bourbon, etc. contain barley to ferment them. So I have to be careful what I drink. Some clears can have it too. So yes, you have to check each vendor for ingredients. The higher grade liqours tend to be safe if out. So I always ask for liqour by brand name.

Anything that goes into your body when your gluten free has to be analyzed before you eat/drink/ or apply it (especialy anything that will go on your lips). As a woman, even with a gluten free diet, you are at a higher risk for flair ups and to have a lower sensitivity level than your male counterparts. Of the small group of people that a gluten free diet doesn't work for, most are women.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:26 am

FaeTora wrote:Most dark liquors like Whiskey, Brandy, Bourbon, etc. contain barley to ferment them.

Did you read through that link? Distilled likkers have been shown to be gluten-free - like vinegar. It was once thought that vinegar wasn't GF, but the distillation process makes it so.

I've been GF for nearly ten years, and grew up with a GF mom...over 20 years ago (she went GF in 1985).

My gf is also gluten-free and much more rabid about it than I was, when we met.

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:11 pm

lucky420 wrote:i have a pot belly pig-her name is Whole lotta Rosie. Her brother Pig Newton died this June. RIP Newnie...

An single office-mate got a call from his high school sweetheart (of
20 years ago). It got very serious and marriage was possible but
she had a pot bellied pig.

He hated the pig but loved her. All we heard for 2 months was asking
for help for him to get her to get rid of the pig.

Finally in desperation he issued an ultimatum. You can choose me
or the pot bellied pig. She chose the pot bellied pig!!
ROTFL

Post by **Eric** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:27 pm

C.f.M. wrote:I am definitely not a non-drinking Southern Belle.

If I want sweet I go for tequila, ha!

Or red-headed sluts.

On behalf of red-headed sluts everywhere, I applaud you on your taste.