The Bar... Volume#2

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:54 pm

I may have the threat part down, but it only seems to go so far.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:58 pm

don't threaten abuse, threaten to have a novice take it apart.

That'll scare the shit out of it!

Am I spelling anythign right? Gawd illness makes you almost as smart as G.W.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:00 pm

FaeTora wrote:
Am I spelling anythign right? Gawd illness makes you almost as smart as G.W.

Good idea.

In Texas, they say he is all hat and no cattle.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:04 pm

and his mother is very feeble bodied. I feel a mixture of sadness for her because she is so frail and anger because she raised such as ass.

Irony of it, her platform was education.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:26 pm

are you guys ever going to quit chewing on that bone?...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:39 pm

sputnik wrote:OK, afternoon break time here. Who wants a hefeweizen?

is it too late for one of these? dog, that looks good!

and happy birthday risky!!!!!

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:46 pm

yg? have you met any of us. We have to suck the marrow out of all of it.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:48 pm

gh wanderis in for a quick cup.
what a fine evening.

trap is set
just waiting for the steel jaws to snap shut.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:50 pm

is it wearing lipstick as an extra temptation?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:56 pm

hehehehe

no but the plot just thickened

he went out and bought a brand new truck today
still doen't realize where his little beater truck is.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:58 pm

geocatch it for him? but make paths to hints for him to find other clues. Like a scavenger hunt.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:00 pm

goathead wrote:truck as found,

wonder where that darn goat is going?

I love my JLG.

Beater Ford Ranger - $250
JLG Forklift - $80, 000
Labor - Time well spent

Moving Co-Workers High Centered Truck from one Hill

To another Hill down the road, making sure it is still HI CENTERED.

With out a scratch on it,

PRICELESS.....

Sort of did that FT

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:02 pm

oh you had fun but now you need to have fun with him, not just his car. Its only proper.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:05 pm

FNG working on him now, convincing him the new truck is a POS and there is no way it will be able to get his old truck unstuck.

Waiting for phone call that plan is in motion.

fuck this is torture for an old goat.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:06 pm

goathead wrote:hehehehe

no but the plot just thickened

he went out and bought a brand new truck today
still doen't realize where his little beater truck is.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:09 pm

where are my HORNS????

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:09 pm

torture like torture or like the stitch in your side hurts?

yg- I love that pic of the goat! that thats my kind of animal!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:10 pm

As always, Littleflower, a fresh drink is always available

I, on the other hand, am not so fresh and need sleep very soon.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:13 pm

FaeTora wrote:torture like torture or like the stitch in your side hurts?

yg- I love that pic of the goat! that thats my kind of animal!

hehehe woke up chuckling this afternoon.
this has to stop sometime, for health reasons I am sure...

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:14 pm

Mint to make you fresher.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:16 pm

ygmir wrote:are you guys ever going to quit chewing on that bone?...........

Probably about the time all the damage done is repaired.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:20 pm

I hope he didn't buy a truck because he can't find his.

Reminds me of the small town practical jokes from the past.
Have you released a bobcat in Bruno's yet?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:34 pm

sputnik wrote:As always, Littleflower, a fresh drink is always available

I, on the other hand, am not so fresh and need sleep very soon.

thanks, sput! sleep well!

GH, with that getup you don;t need horns!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:39 pm

littleflower wrote: GH, with that getup you don;t need horns!

but where would I hang the bells from?

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:41 pm

one of the piercings?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:42 pm

gyre wrote:I hope he didn't buy a truck because he can't find his.

Reminds me of the small town practical jokes from the past.
Have you released a bobcat in Bruno's yet?

Which some of us still enjoy and are able to pass on the traditions and insperation to these mindless uninspired kids, here at work.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:43 pm

FaeTora wrote:one of the piercings?

and what about the lights?

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:44 pm

on one of the others... you could be your own christmad tree.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:45 pm

FaeTora wrote:on one of the others... you could be your own christmad tree.

I do try.

magicmarty · Post by **magicmarty** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:48 pm

Great tale (tail) GH. The land looks so very familiar. Can't understand how the fellow has not missed his little beater???.

I'll have a night cap with you LF, FT, YG, GH, Gyre, Deb and all you other wonderful, however odd buddies. (guess we lost Sput to dream land)

A bit of a snuggle in the NEB, some cognac and then to sleep!

Morning, Misa

Night all