not sure how the )'( community would handle this

Token · Post by **Token** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:38 pm

Elephant ears and some tusks.

Oh, don't forget to stick the tail in the ass end.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:18 am

Where is Penis Gourd Camp when you need them?

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:20 am

I was thinking the same thing! Great minds...

shadowseeker · Post by **shadowseeker** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:23 pm

Things like these are what truly tests the exceptance threshold of the BM community. Here is to hoping that fellows burners do not 'self-express' all over this guy's well endowed feature.

Mojori · Post by **Mojori** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:09 pm

Shambala wrote:I find that if I ever get an erection in public, I pull out this picture of Cloris Leachman and try to fantasize having sex with her. It's usually several weeks before I can have any type of arousal after that.
Have him try it!

LMAO!!!! Too funny!

(But, Are you kidding? Nurse Diesel? She's fuckin' hot man! Yeah! I want some of that!)

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:09 pm

Yeah...what's the big deal? Dudes and dudettes are seen all over the playa with phallic symbols or big fluffy faux penis's...not to mention some of the art.

I think your friend should *ahem* embrace his gift and bling it up! Walking around naked with a hard-on might be a bit disconcerting to some, but some rabbit ears, or a Groucho mustache w/ glasses...what a hoot!

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:13 pm

A Pinocchio mask?

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:38 pm

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist resort?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand....and a dozen donuts.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:13 pm

Bedazzle it? Hot Fixx gems?

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:16 pm

Ouch! I'm thinking silicone if you feel a need to go in that direction.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Bling wrote:Ouch! I'm thinking silicone if you feel a need to go in that direction.

Buwahahahahaaaaa. Precisely.

Sanddog42 · Post by **Sanddog42** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:16 pm

Isn't Tuesday "Boner Appreciation Day"?
Or is that just a rumor?

aireekah · Post by **aireekah** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:06 am

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_vIZ7xHJnAWA/SeRHx ... 78s/a4.jpg (Picture not posted on here in case a lot of man skin isn't appropriate for where you are. There aren't any hooty hoos showing, though!)

One of these and a visit with the Furkini camp will have him set for a mildly modest pantless adventure!