Fuck!

[Lassen Forge]

No, it was in a bowl of fucking oriental noodles... Think 1" long, greenish white, semi-rigid (wait a minute, I know that guy)...

[oscillator]

Kinda like a vegan version of Aliens.

\osc

BBS, let us know if your bean sprout grows fucking roots in your lung. That would be epic.

[AntiM]

Fuck moderating. Fucking cleverness wins out over fucking common sense. I don't fucking love this board that fucking much.

[Eric]

I don't fucking love this board that fucking much.

Yeah, but we fucking love you. You're a great fucking mod, and I've seen some boards with lousy ones. That you certainly ain't!

Fuck the idiots- let them win their Darwin prize & we can continue on.

[geekster]

Fucking coworker died at his desk sometime between the time I left work and the time I got home. He was fucking yucking it up with his boss when I left. He was one of the good ones. A great guy, smart, and funny. Always a pleasure to work with. FUCK!

[geekster]

"Fucking cleverness wins out over fucking common sense."

Games of cat and mouse are no fun with an infinite supply of mice.

Want to put an end to the crap? Make people put their real names on their posts. Make em sign up and bill them some token amount to verify the name and address, then let em post. Nothing gets rid of vermin like a little fucking sunlight.

Most people don't need moderating if they have to stand behind what they say in real life.

[Mojojita]

I fucking love me some AntiM. It's hard for me sometimes to not engage with the obvious fuckwads - but at least I can always just choose to not respond - hooray for the mods who have to put themselves out there.

BTW I FUCKING HATE DEER. (I first wrote that I hate fucking deer but somehow that didn't sound right). Hit a big doe doing 65 on the freeway. Totalled car. FUCK!Deer and car es muerto.

[ygmir]

those deer.......fucking animals........I feel your pain, Mojojita.........I put one through the grill and radiator of my car last winter..........

and, yes,

fucking love.....
or is it love fucking........
or fuck, we love.......


AntiM...........







that is awkward, isn't it?

[AntiM]

Fuck Mojo are you okay?

[gyre]

Doesn't anyone use fucking roo bars anymore?
(Also called bull bars. Guess why?)

Failing that, strong lighting often helps avoid them.
Advisable in high deer areas.

I think the bars that cant downwards like the ones on big trucks work best.

You can even get them from australia rated for crashes already, and bolt on.

Seems like about 50 people a year get killed by deer in the usa.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roo_bars

[ygmir]

Doesn't anyone use fucking roo bars anymore?
(Also called bull bars. Guess why?)

Failing that, strong lighting often helps avoid them.
Advisable in high deer areas.

I think the bars that cant downwards like the ones on big trucks work best.

You can even get them from australia rated for crashes already, and bolt on.

Seems like about 50 people a year get killed by deer in the usa.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roo_bars

really, Gyre.......really?
What the fuck?

over---

[Sail Man]

Doesn't anyone use fucking roo bars anymore?
(Also called bull bars. Guess why?)

Failing that, strong lighting often helps avoid them.
Advisable in high deer areas.

I think the bars that cant downwards like the ones on big trucks work best.

You can even get them from australia rated for crashes already, and bolt on.

Seems like about 50 people a year get killed by deer in the usa.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roo_bars

I had one passenger fucking killed by a horse. 5 young men in the car, they hit a horse at fucking fifty, and the front seat passenger fucking bit it. None of the other 4 had so much as a fucking scratch.

[gyre]

What's the confusion, Ygmir?

[Ugly Dougly]

I had one passenger fucking killed by a horse. 5 young men in the car, they hit a horse at fucking fifty, and the front seat passenger fucking bit it. None of the other 4 had so much as a fucking scratch.

That's fucked up, Saily. Bad way to go; can't control what sort of beast leaps into your path.

That's pretty fast for a horse, though.

[Ugly Dougly]

I had one passenger fucking killed by a horse. 5 young men in the car, they hit a horse at fucking fifty, and the front seat passenger fucking bit it. None of the other 4 had so much as a fucking scratch.

That's fucked up, Saily. Bad way to go; can't control what sort of beast leaps into your path.

That's pretty fast for a horse, though.

[gyre]

There are some dramatic pictures of these crashes posted.

Often the animal goes right through the car.
Even moose and buffalo.

[theCryptofishist]

I had one passenger fucking killed by a horse. 5 young men in the car, they hit a horse at fucking fifty, and the front seat passenger fucking bit it. None of the other 4 had so much as a fucking scratch.

That's fucked up, Saily. Bad way to go; can't control what sort of beast leaps into your path.

That's pretty fast for a horse, though. :twisted:

Fuck, EMS stories are scary and gripping. And fuck that I don't have a source in my house any more!
Almost five fucking years.

[unjonharley]

Slow the fuck down when crossing the desert 50-55.. Way the fuck down at night 40-45.

There are cows/deer out there that will fuck your burn..

Rabbits want to die.. So don't try to miss 'em..

[geospyder]

Walking like a fucking old man - hey wait I am one. Pulled something in my back and it's very painful to straighten up, cross legs, bend over to tie shoes. Think I'll just veg for a day or two. Wanted to do a full moon hike Saturday night. Hope it is better by then. Fuck!

[joel the ornery]

Slow the fuck down when crossing the desert 50-55.. Way the fuck down at night 40-45.

There are cows/deer out there that will fuck your burn..

Rabbits want to die.. So don't try to miss 'em..

howdy unjon... i won't be there this year.

fuck, tell all the women i said hello!

[Sham]

You all need to watch your fucking filthy mouths!

[Trishntek]

Fuck! Was in the Yukon in the 70's and there was a guy who hit a caribou while pulling camp trailer. The animal flew over the pickup and into the front window of the trailer. It kicked the shit out of everything inside the trailer and ran off when the guy opened the door.

I've also seen cars with moose hoof prints in the top of the cab after trying to simultaneously occupy the same space.

I remember running a front end loader to clean up 8 Semental bulls hit on a hiway by a Pontiac Firebird. The fibreglass front was disintegrated and the single driver had to be extricated. All he had was a sprained ankle.

[gyre]

Last time I went to Jellystone Park, they handed me a flyer of a tourist with camera flying through the air, on bison power.

Lists a large number of people killed by bison and says
Don't fuck with the bison.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/22/wyomin ... index.html

[Trishntek]

Bison are much more dangerous than Bear. When living in Wyoming, it seems somebody getting gored by a bison is an annual event. But these articles indicate even more than that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fa ... rica#2000s

Between 1978 and 1992, nearly five times as many people in Yellowstone National Park were killed or injured by bison as by bears (12 by bears, 56 by bison). Bison are also more agile than one might expect, given the animal's size and body structure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bison#Dangers

edit: FUCK!

[gyre]

I doubt more dangerous, but certainly more likely to have morons fuck with them.
You can see it all the time.
The disneyland effect.

We have bison here, and a friend accidentally wandered into their part of the park, came through trees and surprize!

They don't like being surprized.

And they're territorial.
He ran between trees.
They ran over them.

He barely escaped.

And they are fast.
The flyer at Jellystone mentioned 35 mph.

[FIGJAM]

Sooooooooo...........buffalo dont roam.......they rampage?

[gyre]

I imagine thy roam... unless annoyed.

This was wild.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu ... r_incident

[gyre]

Deer


Moose


Avoided bird


Avoided rabbits


Avoided dog



Avoided deer, rolled, nearly going over cliff.
No injuries, minor dents in car.


Volvo 240 after collision with road train, no doubt with roo bars.
Driver walked away, right side steering.


High speed volvo crash showing front end collapse while the passenger cage is unaffected.

Gotta love the fucking 240

[Trishntek]

We motorcycled to Yellowstone a few years back. Trish was behind me on her own bike and there was a traffic jam. Well being fornicaliated like we are, I simply rode down the center line past all the cars and came upon this HUGE BISON BULL in the middle of the road. None of the cars would dare pass it. He had his ass our direction so I just crept up quiet like (we had Beemers) and hit the throttle as I went past him. Of course, that got his attention,,,, and,,,, welll he turned his big fucking head around as Trish went by. She was so pissed at me,,,, never live that one down.

She says his eyeball was about a foot higher than her and it must have been the size of a soft ball! He was a big fucker,, must have been 7 feet at the shoulder. His head was the size of a Smart car.

[unjonharley]

Fuck radio.. Everything is in your face screaming..

When did misic go to ( all screaming in the mike )?? Is it to cover there non talent?? Most of then sound like Boltion with a tard hung up..