3 THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR CAMP ROCK!

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:45 am

Us virgins going to BM for the first time would love to know what are the 3 things you are doing this year that are the coolest about your camp. Besides of course the people

Very excited to join you on the playa!

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:19 am

1. interactive
2. women
3. alcohol

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:21 am

I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.

Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
hard shade

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:21 am

Can I ask the name of the camp or does that "give it away". Thx

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:23 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.

Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
hard shade

I LOVE bacon

I have wine

What is the name of your camp?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:31 am

Windproof shade.
Accoustic musical instruments. (A piano, in our case)
Chest freezer containing ice cream -- and our own ice so we don't have to keep running to Arctica.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:39 am

A pirate ship

Dirty Southern Burners

A collaborative effort with our Captain.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:59 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'll just give you the list of things that make camps awesome...from adds the most awesome points to lleast awesome points.

Free waffles
Free bacon
Free Pankes
Naked women on trampolines
Naked women on the stripper pole
Naked people from the island of lesbos fucking on yer bar
Fun playground equipment
A sybian
hard shade

Hell Firemoose... that isn't what makes camps awsome. Quit misleading the birgins. there are lots of places that are truly awesome that do not have any of that stuff. Geez.

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:09 am

But I like bacon

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:18 am

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro:

Wine
Absinthe
Me

I could go on, but what's the point?

winebuff · Post by **winebuff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:19 am

You had me at ME

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:22 am

C.f.M. wrote: Dirty Southern Burners

A collaborative effort with our Captain.

You have a waffle house shirt AND can suck like that?

/lust

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:38 am

misfit wrote:1. interactive
2. women
3. alcohol

He asked about your camp, not my tentvagina.

Shit, Moose, put some tequila in your dick and we'll see what happens...

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:50 am

Hmmm, my camp,,,
1. paramedics / EMT's
2. jack daniels
3. morning after pill

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:29 am

1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark

ETA: Important stuff

Dustdevil · Post by **Dustdevil** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:32 am

Lots of Stickers

Frozen Margaritas

The World's Most Dangerous Bar

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:40 am

so I'm thinking, that sounds great!

But what's y'alls' camps' names?

Chessna · Post by **Chessna** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:49 am

Dustdevil wrote:Lots of Stickers

Frozen Margaritas

The World's Most Dangerous Bar

Kinda off topic- Why do people love stickers so much on the playa? I know that nothing makes me feel like a giddy 6 year old more than getting a sparkly sticker (extra points if it's a scratch n' sniff) but I would think that they would lose their sticky and become MOOP quickly on the playa. Is this not the case?

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:56 am

FM is camping with me at Stag Camp (unregistered...so...we'll be 7:30 issshhhhhh)

1. Tue/Thu Night Grilled Cheese and Funk Parties

2. Trampoline

3. Endless wit and sarcasm fueled by boos

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark

Jeesh, I am flattered !!!

And especially because I ranked higher than some of the boobies and snark.

*hugs the fish*

Dustdevil · Post by **Dustdevil** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:21 pm

I think most of the stickers people pick up at our camp are taken home and applied. I very seldom see them on the Playa.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:32 pm

Maybe you need to make cooler stickers ?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:09 pm

Stickers for your cooler?

1. A truly interactive component = something cool to do.
2. Be unique, do not be a carbon copy of anything else on the playa or anywhere else.
3. Boobies, or booze, or fire, or all three.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:15 pm

I like my latest sticker gift

Stickers in random places - shush - help cheer me up the rest of the year.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:28 pm

[quote="C.f.M."]

Hey, what's with yer friend drinking sunscreen?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:34 pm

...it was a Very Special Episode.

Post by **Savannah** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:53 pm

Kinda off topic- Why do people love stickers so much on the playa? I know that nothing makes me feel like a giddy 6 year old more than getting a sparkly sticker (extra points if it's a scratch n' sniff) but I would think that they would lose their sticky and become MOOP quickly on the playa. Is this not the case?

That's a worthwhile concern, so attention should be paid to making stickers too awesome to lose, but if the recipient is like me, the sticker does not become MOOP because 1) I never MOOP intentionally 2) I flatten it immediately into a notepad or paperback book for application to something when I get home, as a happy memory. Of course, it may end up in a stack of Burning Man stickers that are so cool I haven't found a deserving host, in which case I periodically just sift them through my fingers, murmuring:

"Gold . . . . GOLD . . . "

ZenoBoy · Post by **ZenoBoy** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:22 pm

Where does one find the Naked Women on Trampolines handing out free waffles camp?

Ohhhhh let it begin!!!!!

I think I need to go clean up now.

Dustdevil · Post by **Dustdevil** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:24 pm

That's easy. Just go to First Camp.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:55 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:1 Snark
2 Sarcasm
3 Boobies
3a BED Seminar
4 OED
5 Fcuk Cancer
6 Terminal City
7 Piney and TITWI
8 Boobies
9 Snark

Jeesh, I am flattered !!!

And especially because I ranked higher than some of the boobies and snark.

*hugs the fish*

*hugs dick back*