SP.E.C.T.R.E. Camp - For Villains and Henchmen/women

BlueInSeattle · Post by **BlueInSeattle** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:01 pm

SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion

Our Villain and Henchman Trainers will be available all week to answer your questions and test you to see if you can make the grade to be a henchman (or henchwoman), after you pass the H.E.N.CH. (Heightened Extreme Neural CHallenges) tests, you might qualify to test for the Villain Mastery Exam.

Location is unlisted. Our agents will be able to direct you to our Secret Training Island.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:09 pm

um, are you guys union?

and hows the 401 k plan? Medical? Dental?

gadgets....do we get gadgets?

and most importantly, will there be punch and pie?

BlueInSeattle · Post by **BlueInSeattle** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:58 pm

There is always pie and punch. The punch is usually spiked though. We pay full life insurance on you (with us as the benefactors), and of course there will be gadgets!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:40 am

Are black turtlenecks being provided?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:57 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Are black turtlenecks being provided?

Yes, but you are expected to provide your own backlava balaklava

durgy · Post by **durgy** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:18 pm

Hey SPECTRE,

We are interested in finding out about what it takes to be a villian for the Black Rock Beacon newspaper. I am hoping we can make contact and show the world in print the truth behind good and evil in Metropolis. We will be at 6:30 Centre Camp - if someone has the time to let us know where to find you, a story and hijinx ensue.

BlueInSeattle · Post by **BlueInSeattle** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:17 am

durgy,

One of our agents will make contact with you.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:57 pm

Read and obey:
http://www.thalia.org/henchman.html