They are among us.......

[mikeylightsit]

Attention to those already on the planet:

It is imperative that we assemble more stupid earthlings to help with
our
research in the desert during this event. Let them help and
participate as
staff member and temporary staff members in the clinical inspections
needed. We must find more breeders for our group to survive the
hostilities of this strange planet.. We have an opportunity to screen
almost 40,000 inhabitants of this desert city. We only have one week.
Bring more supplies needed. We have a need for 4 ft. black light
bulbs,
1/2" rebar, any solid sheets for medical use, and black 5 ft. wide
fabric.
Let us plan to get volunteers to erect our maze and research facility
by
Tuesday night!

Lustor

The following is a report from our chief research scientist:




Lustor, leader of BRC expedition:





Black Rock City, Nevada. This just in... Earth scientists have received
a
message that extraterrestrial Aliens intend to establish a portal to
another dimension in our own city. The scientists believe that the
Aliens
will be using a Worm Hole to take earthly explorers through a Black
Hole.
Although no one has actually entered a Black Hole scientists speculate
the
explorers will encounter darkness with many twists and turns where
their
eyes will be of little value but their sense of touch may lead them to
wonderful discoveries.. Black Holes can absorb planets, stars, even
entire galaxies. Lustor, the apparent leader of the band of aliens,
has
issued a proclamation asking for other aliens in this planet to
contact
him if they wish to assist in preparations of the Black Hole Midnight
Maze
and in leading earthly explorers on this voyage of self discovery.


In addition unconfirmed reports tell us that Alien Renegades intend to
lure
selected earthlings for use as research subjects. The Alien Renegades
wish
to determine the limits of human sensual capabilities.


For more information contact [email protected]

[G.W.B.]

Gotta push this happiness to the top.

[blyslv]

Will there be spankings?

[shitmouse]

whole lotta hole going on.
glorious.
-b

[Bambi of Finland]

What will you be probing?

[Fat Freddi]

I'd be willing to help assemble. you can PM me and let me know how to find you and what your requirements are.

Fat Freddi

(I eat twiglets...)

[JezebelinHell]

I'd be happy to help as well, although for the record, I'm 5'3" and not horribly capable of heavy lifting. If you think you can put me to work anyway, send me a PM