A face to go along with your witty social commentary...

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:47 pm

Swampdog, I used to have dream (repeatedly) about clowns hunting me down near my house...I couldnt run or scream in the dream and usually couldnt wake up from the dream...you would be one of them...do you ever carry big axe along with your clown face?

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:53 pm

Knife, not axe. More control and better for getting nice and close.

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:54 pm

btw, MisaBlue, where are you planning to camp? I'll come find you.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:57 pm

Nice pics CFM

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:03 pm

Barbie Death Camp...hmm... what convenient place to be slaughtered

but bring the axe or at least matchete...the illusion will be perfect

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:51 pm

(I was joking that I'd stalk you to your camp with my knife. I do look forward to meeting you!)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:04 pm

MisaBlue wrote:Swampdog, I used to have dream (repeatedly) about clowns hunting me down near my house...I couldnt run or scream in the dream and usually couldnt wake up from the dream...you would be one of them...do you ever carry big axe along with your clown face?

am I the only taker of straight lines?...................

Simon, oh Simon, where art thou?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:15 pm

swampdog wrote:(I was joking that I'd stalk you to your camp with my knife. I do look forward to meeting you!)

You can promise but I knew it were youhttp://www.nowpublic.com/strange/scary- ... 05558.html

of course I do look forward meeting you too...I will look out for your face:)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:15 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:15 am

jeeze......bump again.......

EmilyD · Post by **EmilyD** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:54 am

ygmir wrote:jeeze......bump again.......

Are you sitting in here all alone talking to yourself? ;-)

Here's me:

EmilyD · Post by **EmilyD** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:15 am

MisaBlue wrote:My turn :)

...this is me now...

:lol:

Hooooray for blue hair! ;-)

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:36 am

Emily, now is only blond....but plan to be blue again!!!!

EmilyD · Post by **EmilyD** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:47 pm

MisaBlue wrote:Emily, now is only blond....but plan to be blue again!!!! :D

Well I certainly hope so! ;-) I've been purple for almost 3 years now and love, love, LOVE it!

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:01 pm

I want to dye my hair fire engine red, but in my line of work that is a huge no no. SO maybe if I get into graduate school. ::crosses fingers::

EmilyD · Post by **EmilyD** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:12 pm

FaeTora wrote:I want to dye my hair fire engine red, but in my line of work that is a huge no no. SO maybe if I get into graduate school. ::crosses fingers::

Well for now there are always wonderful wigs!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:14 pm

EmilyD wrote:
FaeTora wrote:I want to dye my hair fire engine red, but in my line of work that is a huge no no. SO maybe if I get into graduate school. ::crosses fingers::
Well for now there are always wonderful wigs!

and merkins.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:23 pm

yg, if I was going to run around naked, I wont wear a wig over her.

Plus, who says that the drapes have to match the carpet?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:55 pm

FaeTora wrote:yg, if I was going to run around naked, I wont wear a wig over her.

Plus, who says that the drapes have to match the carpet?

your sense of fashion and adventure are unparalleled.

just with a merkin, you can go from Yule Brynner to Ten Nugent, and back, on a whim.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:59 pm

I'll take that as a compliment I guess. But still. Why a merkin? It doesnt actually cover the vagina region. Though I did Find a thong that is shaped like a U and doesn't have hip straps. But that seem like it might be uncomfortable.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:58 pm

FaeTora wrote:Why a merkin? It doesnt actually cover the vagina region.

Okay, first I've heard of that. A merkin is a pubic hair wig. (How did they keep them on, anyway?) If that's not covering the vagina region, I'm confused.

They didn't have merkins at the sex machine museum in Prague. I recognized some of the scarier dildos, however.

What does it say about my spell check that it recognizes dildo, but not merkin.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:04 pm

its a spell check after my own heart.

by the way, just because the hoods covered doesn't mean you can't see the engine.

Post by **Eric** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, first I've heard of that. A merkin is a pubic hair wig. (How did they keep them on, anyway?)

Staples

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:38 pm

Eric, the thought of that makes me cross my legs. Owh. Maybe glue or something?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:44 pm

Don't let him lie to you... it's the same glue as used on stamps.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:01 am

seems an envelope might be a better analogy......just sayin'.........

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:08 am

I jus' wanna know, who gets to lick it?

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:22 am

So many dirty jokes, so little time. One for the road:

Hopefully someone skilled at licking. I assume if your wearing one, you wouldn't want it to fall off.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:59 am

This may be the wrong time to show this, but when a trailer hitch receiver has a cover attached, you shove it deep in the hole to attach it and all that shows is the merkin-like cover.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:21 am