APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:17 pm

Comrade President a'Vie!

We, the Workers and Peasants of the People's Free Socialist Terminal Republik of Apokiliptika, do extend our heartfelt and warmest thanks and appreciation to the People's Democratik Republic of Verboten, and salute you in your tireless struggle to bring the cause of the Proletariat to the forefront of our common Struggle against the bourgeoise elements determined to inflict the horrendous conditions of injustice and involuntary servitude to the tireless massesfor their own personal gain, rather than for the betterment of the citizens comprising this great socialist state in which we are a part thereof.

It is through your exemplary example of the right and proper progressive attitude that we are given the strength, nay, the courage, to continue in our toil to bring forth yet another successful 5 year plan, to empower the working class over their opressive imperialistic attitudes of the aristocratic plutocrats bent on expliotation, stealing the liberty and means of production for their own nefarious designs, and carry the banner in the glorious struggle of labor over this pilferage of surplus value by those assuming such an unjust feudal authority over our free citizenry.

It is we, the commoners, who salute YOU, comrade President a'Vie, for bearing the sword in this, the struggle of the classless society worldwide, and for the forward thinking movement of the Party.

In Solidarity,
BB Sue, Poliltburo Member, kantina Secretariat
The People's Free Socialist Terminal Republik of Apokiliptika

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:48 pm

commies.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:57 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:59 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:commies.

We are not communists...

we are Groucho Marxists

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:03 pm

I dont want to Harpo on it, but oh, the indignity!

having my own joke stolen and used against me...

Ok Chico, let me light my cigar, using my trusty Zeppo, and state,

This Will Not Stand!

besides, i named the joke "Eileen".

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:14 pm

(wait for it....)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:14 pm

Naw-uh!!!!

That joke is named Doris!!!!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:10 pm

Comrades,We are here to provide a mere sand grain to the building of the Bulwark of The People,The PDFSTRA.
We feel you were railroaded in recent resolutions passed accusing you of the"torpedoing" and subsequent destruction of Fringe Camp.These resolutions are an intolerable act revealing the sinister intentions of various war mongering puppet regimes of which we need not name.The Community of Camps is growing ever more skeptical of these cobbled and lackey driven claims.We support your stance on allowing PDFSTRA representitives to view the evidence first hand.
Comrades I am sure you rejoiced when you received this announcement from placement.

** Early Arrivals Can Now Get Early Ice

Starting on Thursday pre-event, just when you're needing to replenish
your
cooler ice, you will not have to drive into town for more of the cold
stuff.

Center Camp Arctica will open for pre-event sales to artists and theme
camps.
JUST the downtown location will be selling ice before the gates open.
The days and hours are: Thu 8/26 - Sun 8/29, 12 noon to 3:00 PM.
Ice will cost the same as last year: $3 bag, a 6-pack for $15.

Why are we doing this?
o To address unmet needs of our community.
o To reduce the Gate in & out traffic.
o To serve The Popular Masses following the tenants of The New and Correct Killbuck Line in bi-furication with Suarez Thought.
o To reduce the expenditure of fossil fuels.

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On to the next one.... a'vie.....omar

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:27 pm

Brave Omar!!!!

We quiver with delight at the news for our early entry workers, whom we shower with oven mitts, new towels and good shoes!!!!!

And we too, send warnings of doom to the lackeys who spread false rumors that cast falsehoods upon our solidarity!!!!

Today Terminal City- Tomorrow the MAN!!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:58 pm

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:42 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:commies.
We are not communists...

we are Groucho Marxists

With some Lennonists thrown in...Give Dust a Chance

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:04 am

You're not Stalin for time, are you, komrade??

Uncle Joe prefers...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:01 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:You're not Stalin for time, are you, komrade??

Uncle Joe prefers...

AH, The Milk From Milwaukee...One thing Both Hipsterniks and .Commies can agree on.

now, Kielbasa or Brats?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:21 am

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:49 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:52 am

Thank you, thank you Ellorum. I've been saying for years that Mario looked like Stalin, and all I've got are funny looks.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:01 am

Oh, I see it now. Cfm got the Mario connection. I totally missed it. I thought those buttons were pasties that needed a little tasseling up. guess I should have found a wrench instead.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:51 am

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:37 pm

Elorrum wrote:Oh, I see it now. Cfm got the Mario connection. I totally missed it. I thought those buttons were pasties that needed a little tasseling up. guess I should have found a wrench instead.

Hell no! Pasties! I should make little swastika pasties to go with my Hitler moustache...ha ha ha. Hitler burlesque.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:48 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:52 pm

You simply MUST do this for the Fascist Fashion Show!!!!!

Post by **Eric** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:11 pm

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:26 pm

Now THAT's a MUSICAL!!!!

Semper_Dad · Post by **Semper_Dad** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:38 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Now THAT's a MUSICAL!!!!

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:05 pm

Was nyet Wendy's... was 2005 Fascist fashion Show....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:38 pm

Damn Lemonists.

AltTabMatt · Post by **AltTabMatt** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:37 pm

We've even turned the Man of Steele!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:03 pm

Traktor Women Swoon...

When not in sekret identity as Mild Manner Reporter for Pravda, he is Champion of proletariat, who fights never-ending battle for Stalin, socialism, and international expansion of Warsaw Pact.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:25 pm

(in the distance.... softly, is heard the Internationale....)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:36 pm

Warsaw Pact! I thought it was Warsaw Convention!