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Post by cablemonkey » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:29 pm

Perhaps best not to feed the trolls, wot?

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Post by horsecut » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:02 pm

DONT FEED THE TROLL.
--Mikey

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Post by moonrise » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:59 am

It'll be AWESOME when my 75 year old mom comes to a burn (she said yes, maybe 2012)

Think the dark woman on that Santana album cover from the 1970's but now she's 75! and hates wearing clothes! Oh yeah, she'll be 77 in 2012....she also lives with native americans often......
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

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Post by LaurenAlixandra » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:40 pm

I was only 17 my first year at Burning Man. My young age didn't make me a close minded ass. Maybe this mind set has something to do with the fact that Casanova is from Orange County??

Nonetheless, what I love about Burning Man is the diversity. I love seeing how completely flawed and totally beautiful we all are . . . even those of us with our "perfect bodies" have strange and funky flaws and even the most bulging man- breasted dude is so beautiful.

I do hope you update us of your mental transformations at Burning Man. If you go through the event that judgemental, you can be sure to have a shitty time. Just as well, keep you from coming back.

I have a curvy, big busted big butt type figure. You can be sure if I see you, I will jump on you Casanova, tackle you to the ground and shake my ass fat in your terrified face. Maybe my swaying cellulite and pubic hair will help you awaken to the true beauty of a woman!

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Token
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Post by Token » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:55 pm

Whoa! LaurenAlixandra! My favorite radical panhandler!

Its been, what, five years?

What happened to the name change to Kitran or somesuch and the raw vegan cooking?

Welcome Back!

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Post by LaurenAlixandra » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:36 pm

Actually, it was only last year with the raw food thing . . .

All is wonderful here in L.A. Still do raw food cheffing for people. Still a part of the spiritual cult . Ever since joining the burning man cult, I make a point to join as many cults as possible actually. I think I will even start a radical panhandling cult.

Brought my dad to the burn two years ago. Broke up my parents marriage, now I am bringing my newly divorced mom and her lesbian lover to BM this year. Pretty excited about that one.

How is all your internet harassing going? Scared any small children today Token?

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Post by LaurenAlixandra » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:39 pm

Even though you were a total dick to me last year Token, I find it strangely comforting that you always remember me. Sort of like an evil older brother.

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Token
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Post by Token » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:59 pm

Oh, I do my best to antagonize the unsuspecting. I take great joy in doing it, no denial here. My Troll is par excellence this year.

Given my sick sense of how the world spins, I must say you have lived some interesting times, and I hope they continue to enrich your life.

Yes, I was a dick, but not The Dick. OED takes that title.

You should come to the ePlaya meet & greet on Thursday at Barbie Death Camp and give me a big hug.

I guarantee it will be therapeutic.

Again, Welcome home, stay a while.

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peacefulhuman
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Post by peacefulhuman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:04 am

LaurenAlixandra wrote: I have a curvy, big busted big butt type figure. You can be sure if I see you, I will jump on you Casanova, tackle you to the ground and shake my ass fat in your terrified face. Maybe my swaying cellulite and pubic hair will help you awaken to the true beauty of a woman!
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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C.f.M.
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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:52 am

Ha! The hippie made me laugh. Stupid Burning Man inclusiveness.

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Post by Minxy » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:30 am

LaurenAlixandra wrote:I was only 17 my first year at Burning Man. My young age didn't make me a close minded ass. Maybe this mind set has something to do with the fact that Casanova is from Orange County??

Nonetheless, what I love about Burning Man is the diversity. I love seeing how completely flawed and totally beautiful we all are . . . even those of us with our "perfect bodies" have strange and funky flaws and even the most bulging man- breasted dude is so beautiful.

I do hope you update us of your mental transformations at Burning Man. If you go through the event that judgemental, you can be sure to have a shitty time. Just as well, keep you from coming back.

I have a curvy, big busted big butt type figure. You can be sure if I see you, I will jump on you Casanova, tackle you to the ground and shake my ass fat in your terrified face. Maybe my swaying cellulite and pubic hair will help you awaken to the true beauty of a woman!
This lady is full of win! :D

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Post by peacefulhuman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:32 am

C.f.M. wrote:Ha! The hippie made me laugh. Stupid Burning Man inclusiveness.
Surely you aren't labeling me as a hippie, are you CFM? I'm self-reliant, I don't mooch, and I bathe. Don't let the "peaceful" in my name fool you. I support the war on comb-overs. I'm in favor of the deathmetal penalty. I'm against a woman's right to choose mates who are known dickheads. I may have hugged a tree but we were in a committed relationship at the time. So don't label me - love me. Or blow me. Either works.

Now let's all join hands and sing "Feelings".... :wink:

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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:59 am

Ditch the yin-yang bullshit, and the sig line telling me it's all "OK," and I'll consider it.

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Post by Thecatman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:06 am

I'm really shootin for the Human Carcass Wash.
That it's Cassanovas turn to squegee off my 51 year old ass
My cats are cuter than your grandkids!

"Government is not the solution to our problems, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

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Post by peacefulhuman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:28 am

C.f.M. wrote:Ditch the yin-yang bullshit, and the sig line telling me it's all "OK," and I'll consider it.
I'll tell you what - convince me why it's NOT "OK" and I'll ditch the sig line. The yin-yang bullshit stays.

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Post by bluesbob » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:36 am

Behave or you're looking at a time-out.

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Post by Token » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:43 am

Didn't we settle this when we discussed Orange County and how it automatically qualifies you under the Americans with Dissabilities Act?

PH, can you put an Ankh in the sig somewhere?

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This Woman
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Post by This Woman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 am

I like the yin yang bullshit.

...but then again, I like unicorns. there's no accounting for taste.
The Liver's End ~ Where the locals go.

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C.f.M.
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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:21 pm

Unicorns?

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Fuck those pointy horses.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:14 pm

Gently, Token, MyLarry and I have ankh tattoos. You know he can kick ass in the most unhippie-like way.

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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:23 pm

AntiM wrote:Gently, Token, MyLarry and I have ankh tattoos. You know he can kick ass in the most unhippie-like way.
Token?? What? :cry:

You old hippies can do as you please, I like you. 8)

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:30 pm

Let me know when the mud wrestlin' starts.

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C.f.M.
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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:32 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
C.f.M. wrote: Fuck those pointy horses.
Horses? Is that what you call those nice pointy things of yours? Sure I'll fuck 'em, but I won't be at the burn this year. :(
Thank you. Somebody FINALLY made a joke about sexual intercourse and unicorns after that comment.


I know you aren't going. I was actually thinking about not getting to meet you last night. Or this morning. Boo. Sad barbarian unicorn Sith lord.

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Post by MisaBlue » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:47 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Unicorns?

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Fuck those pointy horses.
So nice :)

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Post by mudpuppy000 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:04 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Unicorns?

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Fuck those pointy horses.
Those chicken cages look like a real bad idea for shade structures. :D

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Post by peacefulhuman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:38 pm

Token wrote:Didn't we settle this when we discussed Orange County and how it automatically qualifies you under the Americans with Dissabilities Act?

PH, can you put an Ankh in the sig somewhere?

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Just because I'm a Special Needs Non-Hippie From Orange County doesn't mean I'm not focused enough to ooh look! a shiny pinwheel!

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Post by bluesbob » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:11 pm

Where? Where?....I want one too!

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Post by Token » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:40 pm

If you guys insist, I can cut this out on a flow jet and make a branding iron. I'll use 304 stainless steel, but I need a firm commitment from at least half dozen folks to get branded on Playa.

Must be 18 or over.

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Post by illy dilly » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:15 pm

Token wrote:If you guys insist, I can cut this out on a flow jet and make a branding iron. I'll use 304 stainless steel, but I need a firm commitment from at least half dozen folks to get branded on Playa.

Must be 18 or over.
I'd be down, but once you got branded wouldn't have a burn to have to deal with all week? That would be a pain in the ________ (fill in area branded). To deal with. Maybe if you're doing it burn night, cause were splitting Sunday morning.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave

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Post by C.f.M. » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:07 am

Token wrote:If you guys insist, I can cut this out on a flow jet and make a branding iron. I'll use 304 stainless steel, but I need a firm commitment from at least half dozen folks to get branded on Playa.

Must be 18 or over.
Just an ankh? I'd like your eplaya avatar branded right on my ass.

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