Spontaneous firework displays, dirt bikes and quads...

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:20 pm

[quote="EspressoDude"]you can crash your dirtbike on the way in causing the fireworks in your backpack to explode; then you will be seriously impaired.

likely dead[/quote]

Thanks coffee guy. Will try to avoid that.

Do you dislike fossil fueled machinery??? :?:

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:37 pm

[quote="swampdog"]Geekster, yeah, but when someone comes into a forum, starts off with an aggressive question ("Why the hell isn't your event the event I want?!?!?") and then when someone (you, in this case) attempts to give him a polite answer, comes back with "Don't be sheeple!" then "unthinking, self-rightious asshole" is more polite than what I'd call him.

(I know, I know, don't feed the trolls. I can be such a sucker some times)[/quote]

I'd give you a big hug.

The feeling I got from everything I've ever heard about this event is that it was a free flowing experiment that was open to all. The more I read and the attitudes encountered seem to point to quite the opposite.

Yeah, I'm different from you. Maybe I'm not the right kind of different for your taste. Maybe some of you are looking for the same kind of different...

Ummm, that's sameness. Fuck sameness. If I wanted sameness I'd ride my motorcycle to Sturgis. Only they'd kick me out because I'd never ride a Harley.

Call me a troll. Dismiss me because I'm different from your version of difference. I may not live up to your level of different sameness.

For God's sake... This group takes fossil fuel consumption to a whole new level and you don't have a full on contingent of hardcore dirt bikers? Really?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:06 pm

Comparing riding a dirtbike (that you bought somewhere) and building flaming art(that you built by hand) is like comparing your dick to a can of creamed spinach that you got from the foodbank.

You have obviously been huffing too much of that 105 octane fuel, my friend.

Just out of curiousity, did you read about Burning Man on the label of a jar of pickles?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:49 pm

[quote="oneeyeddick"]Comparing riding a dirtbike (that you bought somewhere) and building flaming art(that you built by hand) is like comparing your dick to a can of creamed spinach that you got from the foodbank.

You have obviously been huffing too much of that 105 octane fuel, my friend.

Just out of curiousity, did you read about Burning Man on the label of a jar of pickles?[/quote]

My buddy builds art for your [b]B[/b]owel [b]M[/b]ovement. And I'm an artist myself. Just a little conflicted on your POV about freethinking, pal.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:54 pm

It seems that a backwards placed baseball cap is required for your form of "freethinking".

I'm glad that your friend makes art that has something to do with asses, it gives me something to chase around, at 5mph, of course.

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:20 am

[quote="oneeyeddick"]It seems that a backwards placed baseball cap is required for your form of "freethinking".

I'm glad that your friend makes art that has something to do with asses, it gives me something to chase around, at 5mph, of course.[/quote]

You're clearly more drunk than I am. Didn't understand a word of that.

Baseball caps, asses? Yeah, don't get it.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:32 am

well, it's a good thing you didn't choose the name burninganswers then.

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:34 am

[quote="oneeyeddick"]well, it's a good thing you didn't choose the name burninganswers then.[/quote]

Sure enough. Bob's yer uncle. Pip pip and cheerio!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:03 am

Twinkle on cousin Jimmy, ding dong and turkey drum.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:59 am

I heard Uncle Bob was dead....

Lastly, this is eplaya...NOT Burmingham. Two separate things.

First of all, you are way too cool for us...can you tone it down a smidge?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:17 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:I heard Uncle Bob was dead....

Lastly, this is eplaya...NOT Burmingham. Two separate things.

First of all, you are way too cool for us...can you tone it down a smidge?

Yeah, I'm thinking One Eye is taking this too seriously. It's all good. Got no beef with anyone here. Don't be too hard on him.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:35 pm

You got it all wrong.

I am a vegetarian, sir.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:33 am

it's true, watch...

Herrrreee dicky dicky dick

/waves pickle in the air

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:41 am

"noting FM waving what looks like a gerkin, and, not using his hands"

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:50 am

Midget gherkin? Or is that not PC?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:54 am

I'm sure, you, of all people, know, nothing, ever, never is posted here that is not PC......and, approved by the "board of cumbya"

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:00 pm

ygmir wrote:"noting FM waving what looks like a gerkin, and, not using his hands"

I'll give you a dollar to wear your spiked collar.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:03 pm

if you made it a buck........

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:15 pm

ygmir wrote:if you made it a buck........

My dick you would suck?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:47 pm

EspressoDude wrote:you can crash your dirtbike on the way in causing the fireworks in your backpack to explode; then you will be seriously impaired.

likely dead

Yeah. That's wishing death on me in a pretty clear statement. Thanks bro. You're a really cool guy. Not.

We may disagree, but I don't want you dead.

Fuck you, asshole.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:03 pm

I was wondering how long it would take before he got fed up with us and started calling us names.

let the fun begin in 3,2,1...

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:07 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I was wondering how long it would take before he got fed up with us and started calling us names.

let the fun begin in 3,2,1...

Yeah. Name calling is much worse than wishing death on someone.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:13 pm

Sophmoric smileys does not make anyone else here see it as such.

Before you start getting all childish on us, why don't you tell us what it is you actually can bring to the community, other than crap that isn't welcomed on the playa?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:17 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Sophmoric smileys does not make anyone else here see it as such.

Before you start getting all childish on us, why don't you tell us what it is you actually can bring to the community, other than crap that isn't welcomed on the playa?

How do you feel about wishing death on another poster you have never met in person?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Sophmoric smileys does not make anyone else here see it as such.

Before you start getting all childish on us, why don't you tell us what it is you actually can bring to the community, other than crap that isn't welcomed on the playa?

Well. I graduated from college. I did not drop out of high school in my Sophomore year.

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:28 pm

Suck on that.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:45 am

I didn't know Budweiser had a collage.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:14 am

Ya, get in an internet fight with OED..good idea.

Yer gonna end up like that Cassie Slaughter girl....

Crying into yer webcam with yer dad screaming about how he has backtraced you and consequences will never be the same.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:19 am

burningquestions wrote:
ygmir wrote:if you made it a buck........
My dick you would suck?

no

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:40 am

Whoa.... mod note: if you're having fun, keep at it. If you're contemplating mayhem and dismemberment, resurrect the Thunderdome thread. Treading the minefield between no personal attacks and you stand by your words. Thank you.