Black Rock Municipal Court

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:55 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier.

Yum-yucking might be a tough one because the motivation of the yum-yucker will have to come into question. Was the yum-yucking aggressive or was it in the spirit of humor and good times. We'll probably have to resolve this on a case by case basis. If you have any suggestins as to guidlines regarding yum-yucking please let us know so we can take them into consideration.

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:52 pm

Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED.

Punishable by BRMC law

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:44 am

I understand that Black Rock Parking Enforcement will be back again this year.

I suppose they will have fun with "Camp Go Around" this year. Camp Go Around is placed in the middle of B someplace. Oh, wait that's parking enforcement, not traffic control, never mind.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:24 am

BRMC wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:What's the penalty for yum-yucking?
Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:24 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
BRMC wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:What's the penalty for yum-yucking?
Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...
Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:03 pm

BRMC wrote:Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED.

Punishable by BRMC law

I've been asked for some clarification on this one. Basically it's an air pollution ordinance that came into fruition when two girls were leg wrestling at camp on a Thursday. Camp was cleared out by their actions and we decided that Thursday was too late in the week for that type of activity. This ordinance will be equally enforced for both men and women.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:10 pm

I think I would make a fine, impartial Judge, Citizen.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:40 pm

I'll stand up for Finnegan!!!

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:24 pm

Finnegan wrote:I think I would make a fine, impartial Judge, Citizen.

Perfect. We encourage the citizens to participate as much as possible. Getting a rec from ygmir doesn't hurt either

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:25 pm

Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:34 pm

BRMC wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
BRMC wrote: Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...
Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.
Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

What the fuck? What are you talking about????
O god, I guess I just blew it.

Bastinado!

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:38 pm

Finnegan wrote:Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?

This is probably one of the best ideas yet, easily top 5. BRAVO!!!!!
This of course is only my opinion but your suggestion will be taken to comittee for discussion. What type of violations do you expect to find at the Booby Bar and do you have any thoughts as far as retribution is concerned?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:05 pm

...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

In Apokiliptika, there is no Judging. Just punishments. And Doom. Lots of Doom.

However, the Raiders, M.A.S.H. 4207, & Sex Filth Avenue.....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:27 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

In Apokiliptika, there is no Judging. Just punishments. And Doom. Lots of Doom.

However, the Raiders, M.A.S.H. 4207, & Sex Filth Avenue.....

You keep stacking up stuff in the bbar, you're gonna need a 3rd boob...

Judge... (Booby Bar)
Jury... (Raiders and Herrings)
Executioner (Apokiliptika)...

Funding for this message has been provided by the Black Rock Annihilation Coalition, the Joseph and Nadezhda Stalin mistrust, a grant from the Lavrentiy Beria Foundation for Truth Discovery, and the Doom Council. This is NPR - Nihilist Proletariat Radio.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:45 pm

BRMC wrote:
Finnegan wrote:Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar?
This is probably one of the best ideas yet, easily top 5. BRAVO!!!!!
This of course is only my opinion but your suggestion will be taken to comittee for discussion. What type of violations do you expect to find at the Booby Bar and do you have any thoughts as far as retribution is concerned?

*notes photo of Finnegan, on wall, for the BoobyBar*

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:26 pm

Dusting off my hangin' hat.. The best frontier justice a burner can "buy".

C187 · Post by **C187** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:19 pm

Finnegan wrote:Dusting off my hangin' hat.. The best frontier justice a burner can "buy".

But.. But.. that hat will mess up your hair!

And all good court room chasing lawyers must have the hair!

Now whats this I hear about representing the ladies of Boobie Bar?

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:02 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
BRMC wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote: Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.
Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.
What the fuck? What are you talking about????
O god, I guess I just blew it.

Bastinado!

Yeah, may have screwed yourself here Dougly.

BRMC · Post by **BRMC** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:06 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

Exactly.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:05 pm

I really like where this is going......

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:38 pm

Me too! Summary judgments and unusual punishments for the randomly-targeted!

Court will recess for a quick drink..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:23 am

hhhhmmmmm
summary judgment, unusual punishment(?), and a drink............
"random target" well......

good call, Judge Finnegan!!

Bailiff.......

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:27 am

they don't quite look like BBSue, but the leering grin is the same

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:30 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Judge... (Booby Bar)
Jury... (Raiders and Herrings)
Executioner (Apokiliptika)...

Got that a little mixed up there BBS, the Raiders are executioners. The Apok group tortures for information, correct? That sounds more like the lawyers in a trial.
We prefer using their body parts and skin for wall decorations, without caring about innocence or guilt.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:51 am

I have this horrible feeling that just like Socrates I'll be ostracized from my very own camp.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:02 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I have this horrible feeling that just like Socrates I'll be ostracized from my very own camp.

hahaha,.. as if........
I can see you as incarnate:

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:33 am

Ill only go to court if Judge McKeister is on the bench.

(Hows my butt look.)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:02 am

*Inconsiderate Sound Producers take special note: You will now be held accountable for your noise pollution. Overloading blown speakers and blasting shit music will at the very least earn you a RED mark on our large 'Playa Sound Guideâ€™ map. Citizens are encouraged to report sound violators so that our guide map is up to date. An up to date guide will fore-warn other burners of the areas that are non-conducive to a pleasurable listening experience. These areas should be avoided if at all possible and or guide is your key.

who died and appointed you AESTHETIC CENSOR?

fuck you, we will bribe, cajole, and use the powerful YaMuzaka(tm) Crime syndicate to foil your attempt at a New Playa Order.

if Oooontz Oooontz is outlawed, then only Outlaws will Oooontz Oooontz.

I guess I'm a criminal then....

you'll never take us alive, and prepare for a FARC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution ... f_Colombia
like response to your feeble attempts at suppressing the shimmer-shineys the Day-Glo Masses as well as the Cult of the DJ...

we will dance, and you cannot stop us.

we have inter-playa glitter bombs that will assure mutual playa scabies if we are at all provoked.

so all of you folkies, phish noodlers, and jerry-suckers beware, we have ways of making you shake your booty.

ps. the last thirty seconds of this video is to like syrup to naked pancake...
it makes it complete.

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Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:28 pm

You're only making it worse for yourself, Son.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:09 pm

thats what they said to fidel, too.

last check, fidel is still standing.

most of those other motherfuckers are 6 feet under.

the longest "fuck you" in history.

Cubans are nothing if not Stubborn as the goat they made Presidente for life.

even though i am only half as ornery as a normal cuban, you really are no match for our guerrillas.

Green Guerrillas who will Do your Lab while Opulent Temple Fighters Root out the Would be Tyrants and their evil, olive drab minions.

Black Rock Municipal Court

Judge Not until You are ready to be OOOOOONTZED