YOU ARE THE EMPLOYER! How would you do it?

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:50 pm

Post your ideas of how an ideal (in your mind) business would be run.

And please feel free to ask me and the other business owners questions. I promise I will not mock you. I'll answer your questions faithfully and honestly about the realities of doing business in our current economic climate.

Ask about payroll deductions. Ask about bringing in new customers. Have at it. We'll take the time to answer your questions.

I was asked what I bring to this site. Well, maybe I can bring something to it here. Will do my best.

BQ

Laughing Forest · Post by **Laughing Forest** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:00 am

We are not your fucking ECON 101 syllabus committee.

Now shoooooo!

Get the fuck out of here.

You've bored one person already. Many others likely to follow.

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:08 am

Laughing Forest wrote:We are not your fucking ECON 101 syllabus committee.

Now shoooooo!

Get the fuck out of here.

You've bored one person already. Many others likely to follow.

I don't see a question in your post. Perhaps this thread is not for you.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:36 am

burningquestions wrote:
Laughing Forest wrote:We are not your fucking ECON 101 syllabus committee.

Now shoooooo!

Get the fuck out of here.

You've bored one person already. Many others likely to follow.
I don't see a question in your post. Perhaps this thread is not for you.

Now you've done it Pee-Wee. You got Laughing Forest pissed at you. Not even your mom and dad can help you now. Nor will hiding in your bedroom. Poor Pee-Wee!
(Go easy LF--he's just a kid going though those awkward puberty issues)

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:07 am

Laughing Forest wrote:We are not your fucking ECON 101 syllabus committee.

Now shoooooo!

Get the fuck out of here.

You've bored one person already. Many others likely to follow.

This from the person that tries to buy her BM ticket with high cleansing colonics. Hmmm....maybe that's why you can never afford to buy your own ticket.

JK

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:07 am

I'd like to own a business where i get paid for watching porn all day...or playing video games. 50k a year would be more then enough.

How do i go about getting this job/starting this business?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:11 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I'd like to own a business where i get paid for watching porn all day...or playing video games. 50k a year would be more then enough.

How do i go about getting this job/starting this business?

well, seems if you're willing to wear certain costumes, be restrained using certain methods, accept particular punishments, and, eat certain excretions,
there may be a way you could accomplish this, FM.......

but, now, really, as if you didn't know that.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:01 am

So what yer saying is, I can get some people to dress up like teletubbies and then make my own porn?!?! what a brilliant idea...maybe i can just make a movie about the idea!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:46 am

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:42 am

I think it would be great to own a porno/dildo shoppe.
Perversion is recession proof.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:57 am

I always felt that terlit paper and tooth paste are recession proof

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:38 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:I'd like to own a business where i get paid for watching porn all day...or playing video games. 50k a year would be more then enough.

How do i go about getting this job/starting this business?

You get experience editing DVD's and market to companies to edit their porn into marketable videos.

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:52 pm

Thecatman wrote:I always felt that terlit paper and tooth paste are recession proof

Now you are thinking right. Look for recession proof business ideas.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:51 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:03 am

mdmf007 wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:I'd like to own a business where i get paid for watching porn all day...or playing video games. 50k a year would be more then enough.

How do i go about getting this job/starting this business?
You get experience editing DVD's and market to companies to edit their porn into marketable videos.

hmm that's a whole lotta work...