Best post of the week!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:45 am

Please add what you think has been the best post of the week, day, month... last 20 min!
Nomination is about all you'll win.
If one of your posts is up here, feel free to do a happy dance!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:48 am

I'll start with what started the idea!

AntiM wrote:
how long it took water to boil for reheating foods,
Slightly different at altitude. Not much, just making conversation. I'm sure someone will be along with timetables and information on a plethora of stoves, fuel, and containers cut and pasted from an assortment of sources, and someone else to contradict them, and a third person to say it doesn't matter at all, the water will boil eventually. And someone to make a dick joke.

There, I just saved the thread four posts.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... start=1500

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:10 am

illy dilly wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:
illy dilly wrote: Hell yeah!
I nominate this Post for best post this week!
Does it make her the best Poster of the week? ha ha ha
Sure does.
And just cause I love the 'Best of Craigslist' a lot I thought we needed something similar
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 692#574692

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:13 am

I nominate:

Fire_Moose wrote:
illy dilly wrote:
MisaBlue wrote: Does it make her the best Poster of the week? ha ha ha
Sure does.
And just cause I love the 'Best of Craigslist' a lot I thought we needed something similar
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 692#574692

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:37 am

C.f.M. wrote:
dnightshade wrote:I wish my toilet glowed.
Drink more glow sticks.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:03 pm

You know there's a Best Post of the Day thread already? I'm too lazy to search for it.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:07 pm

AntiM if you don't know were it is, the rest of sure as hell wont know were it is.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:14 pm

And while it's a nice thought, really, there's just too many to choose from, no?

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:31 pm

I guess. Though its not hard to copy/paste a few of the good ones over once in a while.
Especially if its in an obscure topic most people might glance over.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:40 pm

illy dilly wrote:AntiM if you don't know were it is, the rest of sure as hell wont know were it is.

I'm lazy, as I said.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:07 pm

antiM, I may not have been here long but I do know this. You are not lazy. Tired - probably but not lazy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:37 pm

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:20 pm

eric wrote:I wanna be a troll!!

Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, even though I heard Burning Man totally sucks like the cops won't even let you do drugs and I heard that Daft Punk isn't playing and now that Opulent Temple doesn't have the corner where will I go for that great glowstick dome feeling.. does anyone have some money I can borrow 'cause I ran out of ice and the its so far to walk and if your going to center camp can you pick me up a mocha-latte without too much foam because the dust just sticks to it like it sticks to my bedding and I can't figure out how to keep clean- is it okay if I just pour my shower water on the playa and, hey, does your RV have a bathroom I can use I just need to tinkle or maybe poop a little bit but I swear its not much and why do you have an RV anyway- real Burners sleep in tents you just really don't "get" the event do you because you remove yourself from the playa and what do you mean I have to have a cup can't I just use one of yours I mean how am I supposed to know that I need to carry a cup and I swear I'm over 21 it says so right here on this photocopy ID I'm carrying I know the pictures a girl but I...um... had a sex change and do know where I can get some drugs maybe that art car over there with the sirens on top but they wouldn't give me a ride out to the Temple which is such a spiritual place I really can feel my chakras vibrate when I'm there don't you just love all the hot naked people I just don't understand why these old people have to put their saggy boobs on public display Hey can I have some of your water I forgot mine back in camp and I can't find my bike so I'm just going to grab this one because it's totally like a gift, say, do you want one of these chinese blinkies I got at Walmart- they're totally cool and some of them work..............
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MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:30 pm

ÊŒÊŒÊŒ YES

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:29 pm

ygmir wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=

Wow, Sad thing is, I've posted on two out of three of those links..... I really need to up ginkgo biloba cause I forgot all about those threads, and they were some of my favorites too!
But I was thinking best posts on ePlaya!

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:32 pm

FakeLarryHarvey Via Twitter wrote:Does anyone have an extra ticket they could "gift" me? And I need to get in early. And a ride. And food. All I'm bringing is a hat.

Heh

-Badger

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:18 pm

illy dilly wrote:
ygmir wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... highlight=
Wow, Sad thing is, I've posted on two out of three of those links..... I really need to up ginkgo biloba cause I forgot all about those threads, and they were some of my favorites too!
But I was thinking best posts on ePlaya!

Had a garage sale with my sister this last weekend, and all the stuff from my mother's house, and our things, and other things all sort of ran together. We concluded that memory was a team sport.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:22 pm

Burning Blog via Twitter wrote:The DPW crew started at 5:30am today, and completed the entire 7.1 mile Black Rock City trash fence at 2:45pm. By hand

DPW are fucking rockstars!

-Badger

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:04 am

My vagina feels the pull of the moon's gravity. I feel more than you do.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:24 am

burningquestions wrote:My vagina feels the pull of the moon's gravity. I feel more than you do.

does it slur your speech at night?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:45 am

Has it been in love with you for ten years?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:39 pm

My personality is so magnetic, the earth literally sticks to my feet.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:21 pm

If your feet were metal, that might mean something...

Dz · Post by Dz » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:16 am

C.f.M. wrote:Here's a tip, don't solemnly inform people "It's not rape if you yell surprise."

They might decide to ambush you in your tent at dawn yelling SURPRISE and jumping in your bed with you.

Then they pass out all over the floor and you have to step over them to leave in the morning.